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The phrase blonde moment will get you in trouble with the Woke Police, not a good idea especially where you live.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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16 minutes ago, Boiler said:

The phrase blonde moment will get you in trouble with the Woke Police, not a good idea especially where you live.

But it was a "strawberry blonde moment," so I think that's probably different enough. 

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I tried to join Eharmony when I was single.  They turned me down. The reply I got was.  Sir your answer to question 23. What would you like to see in a woman, did not met Eharmonys standards for membership 

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11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

But it was a "strawberry blonde moment," so I think that's probably different enough. 

Might get a pass from a 2nd Wave but I would not want to try it with a 3rd Wave.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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1 minute ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I tried to join Eharmony when I was single.  They turned me down. The reply I got was.  Sir your answer to question 23. What would you like to see in a woman, did not met Eharmonys standards for membership 

Not that one but I was party to some discussions over a beer with friends who do those meat markets, quite fascinating and surprised somebody has not done a Documentary series about them.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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23 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Not that one but I was party to some discussions over a beer with friends who do those meat markets, quite fascinating and surprised somebody has not done a Documentary series about them.

Serious note. eharmony matched me with one woman in 25 miles. we had to chat before revealing identities.  Once we  revealed, I found out she was a fly over state from years ago.

 

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2 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Serious note. eharmony matched me with one woman in 25 miles. we had to chat before revealing identities.  Once we  revealed, I found out she was a fly over state from years ago.

 

I remember one of them mentioning somebody who turned out to live in Florida and was in Colorado visiting. Perhaps just looking for a one night stand?

 

The thing that got me was the response rate, the effort they went to personalise the initial message and the well less than 10% response.

 

Also the photos were often not recent....

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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2 hours ago, laylalex said:

Wow, she's only a year older than me but she looks 10 times that. I don't mean to be mean, and I don't like bodyshaming (as I have mentioned before) but all that plastic surgery just ages people. Taking measures when you're younger, like using sunscreen and going to the derm, just does so much. 

So we are the same age then.... yeah remember being into her when I was younger in my Marine days. Now she is the typical wannabe California girl with way to much plastic surgery. 

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1 hour ago, Boiler said:

Might get a pass from a 2nd Wave but I would not want to try it with a 3rd Wave.

I dunno, I'm 3rd Wave (I think) and I am easily the biggest feminist posting in here right now and I am okay with it! Also it is directed at myself, which may make things different.

6 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So we are the same age then.... yeah remember being into her when I was younger in my Marine days. Now she is the typical wannabe California girl with way to much plastic surgery. 

Hey! Some of us California girls are all natural and take care of the stuff we got for free. :) I can't imagine going under the knife for elective plastic surgery, at least for myself. If I want my body to change, I will put in the time at the gym and adjust my diet. 

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13 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I dunno, I'm 3rd Wave (I think) and I am easily the biggest feminist posting in here right now and I am okay with it! Also it is directed at myself, which may make things different.

Hey! Some of us California girls are all natural and take care of the stuff we got for free. :) I can't imagine going under the knife for elective plastic surgery, at least for myself. If I want my body to change, I will put in the time at the gym and adjust my diet. 

That's why I said she is a wannabe.

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2 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I tried to join Eharmony when I was single.  They turned me down. The reply I got was.  Sir your answer to question 23. What would you like to see in a woman, did not met Eharmonys standards for membership 

 

2 hours ago, Boiler said:

I remember one of them mentioning somebody who turned out to live in Florida and was in Colorado visiting. Perhaps just looking for a one night stand?

 

The thing that got me was the response rate, the effort they went to personalise the initial message and the well less than 10% response.

 

Also the photos were often not recent....

I went on OKCupid for about four months when I first broke up with my fiance (i.e. Big Money Bags pre-marriage) -- I thought the best thing to do would be to start dating right away. I thought I should expand my horizons -- I had only ever had one relationship in my adult life, and at the age of 24 that sounded like something I needed to fix. Granted it is easier when you are still young and a woman and you live in a college town, but it was still TERRIBLE. I had so many bad dates.

  • There was the guy who had just left behind being a devout evangelical for being an atheist, and that was literally all he wanted to talk about over coffee. When he sneezed and I said "bless you" he called me a hypocrite (because I am a non-believer).
  • There was the guy who was GREAT in texts, and over the phone, and was really as handsome as his pictures, but in person was just unbelievably boring, and then at the end of it told me I was boring and could we split the check because he didn't feel anything for me as he had expected. I laughed and said okay, and then he said, oh, laugh in my face will you? Jeez.
  • There was the guy who was about 15 years older than me (he had lied about that at first so not to scare me off) and it was essentially an interview to be a mother of his future children. NOPE.
  • There was the guy who wanted me to be the fourth "wifelet" in his polygamous "harem." QUADRUPLE NOPE.
  • There was the guy who I thought was very sweet, kind of quirky cute -- he had a good job in IT and while he seemed a little sad, we hit it off. I went back to his apartment for a coffee, and I noticed that he had like only half the furniture an apartment that size should have. I asked him, and he sort of hedged a bit, and said he was "downsizing" but then about three minutes into making out he confessed that his wife had moved out like four days before. He started crying nonstop for half an hour and we ended up just drinking whisky for the rest of the evening while he told me how amazing she was and what an idiot he was.

That was the end of online dating for me! :lol: 

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11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

 

I went on OKCupid for about four months when I first broke up with my fiance (i.e. Big Money Bags pre-marriage) -- I thought the best thing to do would be to start dating right away. I thought I should expand my horizons -- I had only ever had one relationship in my adult life, and at the age of 24 that sounded like something I needed to fix. Granted it is easier when you are still young and a woman and you live in a college town, but it was still TERRIBLE. I had so many bad dates.

  • There was the guy who had just left behind being a devout evangelical for being an atheist, and that was literally all he wanted to talk about over coffee. When he sneezed and I said "bless you" he called me a hypocrite (because I am a non-believer).
  • There was the guy who was GREAT in texts, and over the phone, and was really as handsome as his pictures, but in person was just unbelievably boring, and then at the end of it told me I was boring and could we split the check because he didn't feel anything for me as he had expected. I laughed and said okay, and then he said, oh, laugh in my face will you? Jeez.
  • There was the guy who was about 15 years older than me (he had lied about that at first so not to scare me off) and it was essentially an interview to be a mother of his future children. NOPE.
  • There was the guy who wanted me to be the fourth "wifelet" in his polygamous "harem." QUADRUPLE NOPE.
  • There was the guy who I thought was very sweet, kind of quirky cute -- he had a good job in IT and while he seemed a little sad, we hit it off. I went back to his apartment for a coffee, and I noticed that he had like only half the furniture an apartment that size should have. I asked him, and he sort of hedged a bit, and said he was "downsizing" but then about three minutes into making out he confessed that his wife had moved out like four days before. He started crying nonstop for half an hour and we ended up just drinking whisky for the rest of the evening while he told me how amazing she was and what an idiot he was.

That was the end of online dating for me! :lol: 

So you made out with a married , man. Thats all i heard. How far did you go 

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2 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

So you made out with a married , man. Thats all i heard. How far did you go 

Well, to be fair I did not know he was married when we started! He said in his profile he was "single" not separated or "available" or whatever. It was just kissing and whatnot, not even really to second base. I just felt so BAD for him once he told me that I stuck around. He seemed like he needed a friend. I didn't let him do anything else with me because I thought it would make him feel even worse eventually, especially if he wanted to get his ex back. He was a really good person, just the timing was terrible for us. By the time he got his stuff together (we kept in touch) I was back with Big Money Bags. He's doing okay now -- married a couple of years ago to an accountant and he's totally over the ex. I sometimes wonder if I had just waited it out, given him enough time to heal, if we couldn't have been right for each other, but I'm happy now with Alex so it's kind of moot!

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9 hours ago, laylalex said:

Well, to be fair I did not know he was married when we started! He said in his profile he was "single" not separated or "available" or whatever. It was just kissing and whatnot, not even really to second base. I just felt so BAD for him once he told me that I stuck around. He seemed like he needed a friend. I didn't let him do anything else with me because I thought it would make him feel even worse eventually, especially if he wanted to get his ex back. He was a really good person, just the timing was terrible for us. By the time he got his stuff together (we kept in touch) I was back with Big Money Bags. He's doing okay now -- married a couple of years ago to an accountant and he's totally over the ex. I sometimes wonder if I had just waited it out, given him enough time to heal, if we couldn't have been right for each other, but I'm happy now with Alex so it's kind of moot!

A friend of mine told me a story once.  Back when she was single, she had a friend who lived in the same apartment complex, one Friday they saw each other and started talking and supposedly his fiancé had just walked out on him.  Now my friend is very nice and very compassionate, and back then a bit naive, long story short, they connected over the weekend, and of course the fiancé’s car was back Monday morning.  Apparently, the fiancé was actually just away for the weekend and this guy just wanted a hookup with my friend.  I felt bad for my friend, but she was probably in a better position than the fiancé assuming they actually went through with the marriage.

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19 hours ago, laylalex said:

 :lol: I assume none of you watched a single episode of Making the Band, which I completely admit I watched hungover on my sofa in college.

I remember watching that....with my kids!  LOL

 

And my ex wife made fun of me for that.

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