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I have no need for google.  My wife knows everything.

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Neonred
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Agree with much of that. If Warren has thought her plans through, she's afraid to share too many details because it won't go over as well. Gabbard could pull in a lot of male conservative vo

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careful, statements like that will make tbone fall in love with you.

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Alex joined me for the last 20 minutes -- his first presidential "debate." What follows is a summary of the questions he asked me:   Why does anyone think this is a debate? Do you think

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23 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

And when she says JUMP,  you had best be in the air before you ask "how high"? 

Let me guess. Yall married foreigners 

Just now, Neonred said:

I have no need for google.  My wife knows everything.

I feel your pain 

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[sung at our house -- and perhaps at others -- often, to the tune of La Cucaracha]

 

Ciudada-NA America-NA (uff uff uff uff):

Ya puede esposo joder;

Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA (uff uff uff uff):

Americana siempre.

 

[Translation]

Female American citizen (oof oof oof oof):

Able to nag husband.

Female citizen, female citizen (oof oof oof oof):

American female always.

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So Senator Warren is also a hypocrite.

 

Elizabeth Warren in hypocrisy row after it's revealed she held $2,700 per head fundraiser at Boston winery – but berated fellow 2020 candidate Pete Buttigieg for his 'wine cave' fundraiser
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7819277/Warren-held-2-700-head-winery-fundraiser-berated-Buttigieg-wine-cave-fundraiser.html

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Wow, next thing you know she will be claiming minority oppression points.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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2 hours ago, Bill & Katya said:

So Senator Warren is also a hypocrite.

 

Elizabeth Warren in hypocrisy row after it's revealed she held $2,700 per head fundraiser at Boston winery – but berated fellow 2020 candidate Pete Buttigieg for his 'wine cave' fundraiser
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7819277/Warren-held-2-700-head-winery-fundraiser-berated-Buttigieg-wine-cave-fundraiser.html

Warren a Hypocrite  .. what ?  Did you hear the japs bombed pearl harbour in other shocking news 

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3 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Warren a Hypocrite  .. what ?  Did you hear the japs bombed pearl harbour in other shocking news 

What the hell with this post? Did you intentionally capitalize Hypocrite, utilize in a duragatory term for Japanese and then throw a "u" in the harbor so you would make us think you were Colin Firth or something? 

 

Just 1/2 of an Ambien pill next time.

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Just now, 90DayFinancier said:

What the hell with this post? Did you intentionally capitalize Hypocrite, utilize in a duragatory term for Japanese and then throw a "u" in the harbor so you would make us think you were Colin Firth or something? 

 

Just 1/2 of an Ambien pill next time.

English only in the upper forums, that is how it is spelt.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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4 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

What the hell with this post? Did you intentionally capitalize Hypocrite, utilize in a duragatory term for Japanese and then throw a "u" in the harbor so you would make us think you were Colin Firth or something? 

 

Just 1/2 of an Ambien pill next time.

You really got confused by my lack of grammar skills. Lol  No clue who Firth is? 

An abbreviation of a person's nationality is deragatory? Is Brit offensive to British people?  Is Aussie offensive to Australian's?  What we gonna make up to be offended about tommorow 

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3 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

You really got confused by my lack of grammar skills. Lol  No clue who Firth is? 

An abbreviation of a person's nationality is deragatory? Is Brit offensive to British people?  Is Aussie offensive to Australian's?  What we gonna make up to be offended about tommorow 

WE'VE found OURSELVES the ALEX jones of GRaMmaR.

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3 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

You really got confused by my lack of grammar skills. Lol  No clue who Firth is? 

An abbreviation of a person's nationality is deragatory? Is Brit offensive to British people?  Is Aussie offensive to Australian's?  What we gonna make up to be offended about tommorow 

I do not like being called a Brit. Consider yourself reported.

 

Not that keen on British either.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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1 minute ago, ALFKAD said:

I wasn't offended by his use of Japs.  We all know what it means, the same as it has for over 100 years.

I wonder if Saudi Arabians are offended when the press calls them Saudi's? 

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2 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

I wasn't offended by his use of Japs.  We all know what it means, the same as it has for over 100 years.

Wow, what's with this post? Your imprudent use of the word "it" clearly is to try and make us think you're Bill Clinton, but you can't prove you were on any Jeffrey Epstein plane in a blue dress can you? Reported.

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2 minutes ago, Boiler said:

I do not like being called a Brit. Consider yourself reported.

 

Not that keen on British either.

Well then I guess Limey? It is

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