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2 minutes ago, SusieQQQ said:

I am NOT one of those people who can't tell the difference between Aus and NZ ;)

My husband would be very pleased.  He is often mistaken by Americans for Aussie, South African, or even English, and it makes him rather cranky 😂

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Just now, Jorgedig said:

My husband would be very pleased.  He is often mistaken by Americans for Aussie, South African, or even English, and it makes him rather cranky 😂

Two things guaranteed to annoy:

- asking a kiwi if they're an aussie

-asking a canadian if they're american 

Posted
7 minutes ago, SusieQQQ said:

Two things guaranteed to annoy:

- asking a kiwi if they're an aussie

-asking a canadian if they're american 

As an American, I LOVE being mistaken for Canadian.

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53 minutes ago, SusieQQQ said:

Two things guaranteed to annoy:

- asking a kiwi if they're an aussie

-asking a canadian if they're american 

Up with there with that (at least for me)  is also referring to a Canadian as being a "North American." (Like we don't exist as our own country)

I turn around and then call the American talking to me a "Southern Canadian"...which is so amusingly ironic since they quickly get indignant hearing that.

 

I remember a concert in Canada a long time ago (I believe it was NKOTB, which is quite the throwback) where it was reported they greeted the audience with "Hello North America!!" resulting in a lot of booing.

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1 hour ago, SusieQQQ said:

Apparently @MacUK watched a different Australian version than I did.  Nothing laid back about the many episodes I saw, whether it was drugs, people intending to look for work illegally,  or sweet Chinese grannies who didn't realize that they couldn't bring in all this food for their kids.  My take-away from that was never ever neglect to read and follow the rules about what you are and aren't allowed to bring in to Australia. 

Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't mean they're laid back in enforcing their rules, merely their attitude when doing it.

Very strict on the rules, especially when it comes to plant life and foodstuffs, but usually done with a smile and a bit of banter.

August 2000: We start e-mailing. I'm in Bosnia, she's in Florida

October 29th 2000: She sends me e-mail asking if I would marry her

October 29th 2000(5 seconds later): I say yes

November 2000: She sends me tickets to Orlando for when I get back

December 6th 2000: Return from Bos

December 11th 2000: Fly to Orlando, she meets me at airport

December 22nd 2000: I fly back to UK

January 3rd 2001: She flies to UK (Good times)

Mid February 2001: Pregnancy test Positive

Mid February 2001: She flies back to US

March 2001: Miscarriage, I fly to US on first flight I can get

May 2001: I leave US before my 90 days are up

June 2001: I fly back to US, stopped at airport for questioning as I had only just left

September 2001: Pregnancy test Positive again

September 2001: She falls sick, I make decision to stay to look after her as I am afraid I may have problems getting back in.

April 16th 2002: Our son is born, we start getting stuff together for his passport

March 6th 2003: We leave US for UK as family

Early April 2003: Family troubles make her return to US, I ask Embassy in London about possibilities of returning to US

April 16th 2003: London Embassy informs me that I will be banned from the Visa Waiver Program for 10 years, my little boys first birthday

June 13th 2006: I-129f sent

August 11th 2006: NOA1 Recieved

After our relationship breaks down she admits to me that she had never bothered to start the application process

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Posted
6 hours ago, MacUK said:

One episode that stuck out to me was an elderly woman openly telling the CBP that she was coming in to take care of her grandkids so her son can go back to work. CBP just waved her through.

 How about the horse jockey from the UK  swearing he did not come to the states to work at the race track yet brought his racing helmet and racing boots. CBP sized them up telling him its his size and to try on the boots on 😂 reminded me of OJ Simpson and the glove 😂

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, USS_Voyager said:

Just watched the first episode (in my office, at work, I might add)! Fantastic. I'm gonna binge on this... 

You have to. You will really come to appreciate our CBP officers and how they put their lives on the line with those dangerous packages that could potentially kill people or kill our crops and ruin our country. There is so much more than visa fraud. BINGE IT!! 

 

PS...JFK airport has a drug-poop loo 😂 just watch and you’ll see what I mean I wont say more...

 

 

 

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 Just to update everyone here. I took flash screens of what you all said and flooded my cousins phone with text messages. Hope they listen to reason. We shall find out and I will be back hope everyone follows this so when I have the obvious update no one tries to repeat this. 

 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

As an American, I LOVE being mistaken for Canadian.

So do I. I think I am going to apply for Canadian PR under Express Entry. I am pretty close to 450 points which I think is the right passing mark. With the way healthcare and social security  are going in this country—> me thinking that retiring as a Canadian might be nice

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7 hours ago, SusieQQQ said:

Apparently @MacUK watched a different Australian version than I did.  Nothing laid back about the many episodes I saw, whether it was drugs, people intending to look for work illegally,  or sweet Chinese grannies who didn't realize that they couldn't bring in all this food for their kids.  My take-away from that was never ever neglect to read and follow the rules about what you are and aren't allowed to bring in to Australia. 

Do you know were I can watch the Australian versian?  I have Netflix, Hulu and Amazon but only found the one on Netflix. 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, MacUK said:

The U.S. version

The U.K. version

The Australian version

I wonder how much of this could be overcome by wearing a T-shirt that says, "Relax, Gringo -- I'm Legal!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Only ones I've watched are the American version and the Canadian version...it's interesting to see how 1) people react when their lies are unraveled, and, 2) people suddenly become unaware that certain items are prohibited only after the items are found buried at the bottom of their luggage...the usual response being "I didn't know that was in there..." (after saying earlier that they'd packed their own suitcase)

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July 14, 2017 (Day 00) -  Submitted N400 Application, filed online

July 21, 2017 (Day 07) -  NOA Receipt received in the mail

July 22, 2017 (Day 08) - Biometrics appointment scheduled online, letter mailed out

July 25, 2017 (Day 11) - Biometrics PDF posted online

July 28, 2017 (Day 14) - Biometrics letter received in the mail, appointment for 08/08/17

Aug 08, 2017 (Day 24) - Biometrics (fingerprinting) completed

Aug 14, 2017 (Day 30) - Online EGOV status shows "Interview Scheduled, will mail appointment letter"

Aug 16, 2017 (Day 32) - Online MYUSCIS status shows "Interview Scheduled, read the letter we mailed you..."

Aug 17, 2017 (Day 33) - Interview Appointment Letter PDF posted online---GOT AN INTERVIEW DATE!!!

Aug 21, 2017 (Day 37) - Interview Appointment Letter received in the mail, appointment for 09/27/17

Sep. 27, 2017 (Day 74) - Naturalization Interview--- read my experience here

Sep. 27, 2017 (Day 74) - Online MYUSCIS status shows "Oath Ceremony Notice mailed"

Sep. 28, 2017 (Day 75) - Oath Ceremony Letter PDF posted online--Ceremony for 10/19/17

Oct. 02, 2017 (Day 79) -  Oath Ceremony Letter received in the mail

Oct. 19, 2017 (Day 96) -  Oath Ceremony-- read my experience here

 

 

 

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On 6/18/2019 at 11:16 PM, TBoneTX said:

I wonder how much of this could be overcome by wearing a T-shirt that says, "Relax, Gringo -- I'm Legal!"

I'm getting one customized for my fiance to wear back from Jordan and Ill take a pic....

 

 

 

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thought Id get back to you all regarding the topic I posted, the husband DID get back to the states. they consulted a lawyer and he got back a a few days ago. so there you have it folks....dont know how but appartently when you are on a B1/B2 business visa thigns do work differently I guess. Im sure the omitted some info which may come up later when they see the marriage certificate. 

 

 

 

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