That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,835]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

the winds are not usually hurricane force

Google is your friend, si Nola-B. ma'am.

(Hint:  Many mph or above, si ma'am)

[TBoneTX 45,835]

11 hours ago, theresaL said:

Now we will be making an unexpected, unplanned trip to France.

Neither required nor necessary, realistically TL ma'am.

Someone else's failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for you, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

7 hours ago, theresaL said:

now she wants us to rent a nice car to drive her to the Marie and invite most of the family

Tell her to cram her greedy expectations where she can fund them herself, our response ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

6 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I saw my first snake today here

You have Nueva Yorkers on your property, huh man?  

Edited August 7, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,835]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

A month after my Many'th birthday I had my Many'th child.

And you're years behind schedule, so get reproducin' now, si D ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 45,835]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

As a owner of several snakes here

You own Nueva Yorkers as slaves, huh JMany ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,835]

Today's non-power-innage lasted Many (2x2x2) hours, finally resolved man.

Neighbor had local TV station ready to come out to do a report, well-connected he man.

However, utility co. assured station that problem was solved, yeah right man.

Station will return tomorrow if troubles recur, see then man.

[SAT 9,609]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've signed an offer, but company outsourced the background check. This one is probably worse than SAT's.  Check of e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. 

 

 

 

 

Man I told you.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Man I told you.....

 

I remember you implying that it wouldn't happen with my level of job. 🤣

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Hey I can't help it if your interviewer thinks you're a stiff with a criminal history...

[SAT 9,609]

 

Speaking of stiffs, we haven't seen Darklar in ages...

 

 

And, what's that new red coats name...jib, she must be vacationing her brains out in Canada...

Edited August 7, 2019 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

51 minutes ago, SAT said:

Hey I can't help it if your interviewer thinks you're a stiff with a criminal history...

 

LOL.  I'm pretty sure everyone gets it.

 

I've been driving in to big town every day this week for the oldest's swimming lessons. She is finally swimming, which took me by surprise. They are working on perfecting their freestyle before she moves up again in level. I think it will take some time, because coordinating the breathing for her is tricky.  They use different levels because they run the swim teams for the area and the university. I think next level is "swim team ready". 

Edited August 7, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[theresaL 408]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

LOL.  I'm pretty sure everyone gets it.

 

I've been driving in to big town every day this week for the oldest's swimming lessons. She is finally swimming, which took me by surprise. They are working on perfecting their freestyle before she moves up again in level. I think it will take some time, because coordinating the breathing for her is tricky.  They use different levels because they run the swim teams for the area and the university. I think next level is "swim team ready". 

Walking and chewing gum at the same time is difficult for me to coordinate. I'm not the most graceful in the world by far.

 

and, I've been told I dance like a white girl from the suburbs.

Edited August 7, 2019 by theresaL

[Ontarkie 14,365]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And you're years behind schedule, so get reproducin' now, si D ma'am!   

I'm done keeping OB's in business. 

 

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

LOL.  I'm pretty sure everyone gets it.

 

I've been driving in to big town every day this week for the oldest's swimming lessons. She is finally swimming, which took me by surprise. They are working on perfecting their freestyle before she moves up again in level. I think it will take some time, because coordinating the breathing for her is tricky.  They use different levels because they run the swim teams for the area and the university. I think next level is "swim team ready". 

That's great. Swimming is something everyone should know how to do. Right up there with button sowing and tape measuring. 

2 minutes ago, theresaL said:

Walking and chewing gum at the same time is difficult for me to coordinate. I'm not the most graceful in the world by far.

 

and, I've been told I dance like a white girl from the suburbs.

HAha my mother always says that about my Aunt. 

[theresaL 408]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Neither required nor necessary, realistically TL ma'am.

Someone else's failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for you, no ma'am.

Well I agree, but it's his daughter and you know how dads are with their little girls. And I love and support him. 

Edited August 7, 2019 by theresaL