That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[fip & jim 452]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Man I wanna be a farmer...

Where would you want to be a farmer?

[rrobin0609 387]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Mud wrestling pic now...

Not guys mud wrestling...

 

Not wrestling so I figure having guys in the picture is okay.

[fip & jim 452]

My foot is better. Thanks for asking. 

[SAT 9,609]

31 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Where would you want to be a farmer?

 

While you were gnawing on bangers and mash back in englind...you missed about 6 years of this conversation lol. 

I have 46 acres in upstate NY, and working on acquiring the 24 acres next to my property...

5 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

My foot is better. Thanks for asking. 

 

How's your foot btw...

 

(I told you we were a rough crowd)

Edited August 1, 2019 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

30 minutes ago, rrobin0609 said:

 

Not wrestling so I figure having guys in the picture is okay.

 

Ah fooey, Stretch's husband Hillbilly looks like that everyday!

[fip & jim 452]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

 

While you were gnawing on bangers and mash back in englind...you missed about 6 years of this conversation lol. 

I have 46 acres in upstate NY, and working on acquiring the 24 acres next to my property...

 

How's your foot btw...

 

(I told you we were a rough crowd)

Ooo, very nice. What do you do with the land now? 

 

We were going to do some small scale farming in Scotland until I realised

1. It would be very dark in the winter
2. I no longer loved my ex and it would be hell on earth to be stuck somewhere that's cold and dark for the majority of the year with him

So I moved to Michigan. Makes perfect sense. 

 

It's suprisingly better, thank you. Jim (Mr Fip) got me some painkiller and then I slept all night (pretty unusual for me. I've been a raging insomniac since starting this emigrating malarkey). 

 

How are you today? Decided on a boat? 

 

Why did you mention bangers n mash? 😭

[fip & jim 452]

41 minutes ago, rrobin0609 said:

 

Not wrestling so I figure having guys in the picture is okay.

Is this here? Is that your warrior pose?

[SAT 9,609]

My grass is greener than Tarklar's grass...

 

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of bangers and mash, we haven't seen, heard from, or otherwise scented that other treacherous red coat Trudi...

[SAT 9,609]

This is your abode in Scortlind?

 

[SAT 9,609]

8 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Ooo, very nice. What do you do with the land

 

Thank you. I hug the trees. You can come hug the #### outta the trees too if you'd like. 

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

I invited Stretch and Hillbilly, here's a pic of Hillbilly waiting to hug the animals...

 

[fip & jim 452]

I have my own trees to hug. My trees are bigger than your trees. Thanks for the offer though. 

[SAT 9,609]

No way man...

There's 32 acres of woods 

My trees are bigger than your trees

 

[SAT 9,609]

My trees taste better than your trees too...