That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[fip & jim 452]

13 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Why am I laughing? 😂

 

Yeah, why are you laughing?

14 minutes ago, SAT said:

Poor little Hill...

Oh, but he gets sympathy. I see. 

[fip & jim 452]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

 

I went to look at this boat earlier....it's a lot smaller than mine. But it's quite seaworthy, 300up outboard. Its very low maintenance. It wasn't quite a 25 footer either. It's somewhat what I'm looking for, get on, go fishing, go home. The turn around time on my boat is like 2 hours. Plus heavy maintenance. This one, 30 minutes? Practically no maintenance? 

 

The owner, is a celebrity chef, I know him thru a mutual friend. I think he doesn't wanna make it known, but he's in dire need of cash...

I don't care. You're a sadistic illegitimate male child.

19 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

My youngest aka the Jedi was walking around and when he went to put on his flip flop a little yellow hornet was on his flip flop. Oh boy the horror! 

He has my full sympathy.

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Yeah, why are you laughing?

Oh, but he gets sympathy. I see. 

 

He's little, you're big...

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

I don't care. You're a sadistic illegitimate male child.

 

 

😁

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

23 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

I digress...

 

So anyway, I had to go in the office for a 2 o'clock interview. This guy is applying for JRs position. We like the guy. But his credit is shot man. I've gotta think about this one...

 

 

 

Are you legally allowed to ask him about why? Because it could be anywhere from way too much shopping to a medical debt type issue.

[fip & jim 452]

17 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

He's little, you're big...

If you're going to be pedantic then I deserve more sympathy because I'm an alien in this situation.

Edited July 31, 2019 by fip & jim
Emphasing that I deserve more sympathy by underlining

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3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Are you legally allowed to ask him about why? Because it could be anywhere from way too much shopping to a medical debt type issue.

 

Yeah, we get a consent to check credit. But the report doesn't come with a score. But you get an idea...

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3 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

If you're going to be pedantic then I deserve more sympathy because I'm an alien in this situation.

 

Hmm....lemme get back to you on that...

[fip & jim 452]

Momofuku. I don't need ya anyhow.

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Trophie don't forget, he's applying for JRs old job, because JR took my spot. 

Now if you remember, JR is the third guy down. That's the equivalent of a CFO? 

Man didn't I tell ya I need someone with a ###### MBA? 

1 minute ago, fip & jim said:

Momofuku. I don't need ya anyhow.

 

LMAO Yes you do...

 

[fip & jim 452]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Finished Jack & Jill magazine issue from May MCMLXIX. LI years ago man.

Mini-B. eager to start November issue from that same year, enjoy stories wee & we man.

Adjusted to acceptable Classical numeration. You're welcome. 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,175]

 

 

I'm going to TSC need anything? 

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8 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

I'm going to TSC need anything? 

 

Yeah...a tractor, some fencing, cracked corn, 3 blocks of salt lick, and....some other stuff

[fip & jim 452]

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

I'm going to TSC need anything? 

Antihistamine please & thank you ma'am

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Man I gotta bring my little tractor upstate. I haven't seen the property since hunting season.