That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,324]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  I haven't been really paying attention to how many chickens we have.

2.  Well we have about Many hens, Many pullets, Many cockerels, and Many chicks.

1.  P-Math eases the job, see 2. D ma'am.

2.  Number of future chicken dinners precised, see D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

2 hours ago, fip & jim said:

Struggling to know how to explain this strangeness to strangers.

Reconstruct education as Ontarklar has suggested, si F&J ma'am.

Get letter from past employer in which education is mentioned, si F&J ma'am.

 

If inadequate, go over the heads of prospective company's Subhuman Resources department to a manager with authority to override bureacracy, si F&J ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

34 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

How did I not know until today how aggressive of a procedure declawing a cat is? Our cats had gotten declawed and I don't recall the vet mentioning it.

Procedure is highly tempting, save furniture ma'am.

However, disruptive to cat, disfigured miu man.

Learn to give frequent manicures, 2-person job around here man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

23 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

disemboweled cat

Dead mouse nearby

Suspicious feather

what it was

Mouse eyed first by cat and then by owl, poor overmatched miu man.

This is why we risk going aysheep when Mrs. T-B. doesn't know where cat is, soft & juicy miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

We found miu outside when we arrived at casa, sloppy on-foot garage-door exit again by Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. man.

We re-entered miu, good cat-daddy we man.

When Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. returned through garage door, miu got out again, sloppy closures man.

Many (2+1) -- yes, MANY (2+1) -- doors had to be left open for latter to happen,  and man.

Edited July 25, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Only one week before we get shot in the back, presumed relief man...

[fip & jim 452]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Personally I would not do the GED. You did go to school and complete school. Make your own transcripts as a homeschool student as accurate as you can remember. As a mother who homeschooled 4 kids two have already graduated from University and 1 still going and still homeschooling my youngest 2 . A homeschool transcript and diploma are looked at much better than a GED. Michigan has a decent homeschool population they should be more familiar with that. 

Thanks, Ontarkie. I'm looking in to this. I did explain in my application and at the interview but I guess they want it in a format they are familiar with. 

 

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Why would any employer at your age care about high school? I haven't ever been asked about that. 

My thoughts exactly.

[fip & jim 452]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Reconstruct education as Ontarklar has suggested, si F&J ma'am.

Get letter from past employer in which education is mentioned, si F&J ma'am.

 

If inadequate, go over the heads of prospective company's Subhuman Resources department to a manager with authority to override bureacracy, si F&J ma'am.

Feel like l'm reconstructing my whole life, TBone.

I'm beginning to feel I'm too old for this immigration phooey.

Beginning to feel that immigration is for the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 

Immigrating has made me most definitely less squirrel-like and more grumpy bear-like. 

Immigrating has made me Subhuman. 

[NikLR 13,227]

54 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Feel like l'm reconstructing my whole life, TBone.

I'm beginning to feel I'm too old for this immigration phooey.

Beginning to feel that immigration is for the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 

Immigrating has made me most definitely less squirrel-like and more grumpy bear-like. 

Immigrating has made me Subhuman. 

I know how you feel.  

6 years later I finally have a job with upward movement.  

[fip & jim 452]

12 minutes ago, NikLR said:

I know how you feel.  

6 years later I finally have a job with upward movement.  

What did you do when you first got work here?

Perhaps I can get a job as a bag-packer or shelf-stacker at a store. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, fip & jim said:

What did you do when you first got work here?

Perhaps I can get a job as a bag-packer or shelf-stacker at a store. 

 

 

 

I'll answer this for Niki in her absence...

 

She was a chicken 🐔 plucker...

Edited July 25, 2019 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

I know how you feel.  

6 years later I finally have a job with upward movement.  

 

Citi exec friends, 20 years to executiveship from banker. 

 

Scholastic neighbor, 25 years to a 150k job.

 

Me, 15 years to top dawg...

 

I'm gonna send you an inspirational bracelet...

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

22 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Oh I'm not too sure that went well. 😫

 

 

 

Best of luck.

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Ah speaking of chicken pluckers, where's Stretch...

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, fip & jim said:

1-Feel like l'm reconstructing my whole life

 

2-Beginning to feel that immigration is for the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  

 

3-Immigrating has made me Subhuman. 

 

I'll answer for Tarklar in his absence. 

 

1- you're not alone

 

2- not a true statement

 

3- you made yourself that, not immigration.