That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Caucused with neurologist on Mon. afternoon, caucus we with neurodoc man.

Although our symptoms suggest LMany, he wants to shoot up LMany & LMany, same procedure man.

We are scheduled to be shot up on Aug. 1, final relief hoped for man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Cat T-B. is going aysheep in probable pursuit of fuzzy balls, all over downstairs for miu man.

Miu has been submitting to semidaily insulin shots, shoot miu regularly we man.

Miu has also ingested cans of glycobalance glop for 2 din-dins in a row, amazing man.

We should assist miu in attacks on fuzzy balls, play with miu we man.

[fip & jim 452]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

P-math-using FP ma'am!  P-math-using, P-MATH-USING FP ma'am!

When in Rome...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

We are on judge #7 as of this morning.   I don't think they've notified the defendants yet.  👩‍⚖️

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,324]

1 hour ago, fip & jim said:

When in Rome...

When in Poland, actually, oj tak.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

We are on judge #Many as of this morning.

Proving that sometimes it's not what you know, but whom you know, si and sigh ma'am...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Not really political here - but Boris and I are both British citizens born in New York, lived in CT, and we both had parents that went to Columbia.  #dead

 

We both also have fabulous hair.  That's about where the similarities end. 

 

https://media1.giphy.com/media/VBOt7bwpRmYW4/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d376fdb33654a782ede4805&rid=giphy.gif

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Not really political here - but Boris and I are both British citizens born in New York, lived in CT, and we both had parents that went to Columbia.  #dead

 

We both also have fabulous hair.  That's about where the similarities end. 

 

https://media1.giphy.com/media/VBOt7bwpRmYW4/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d376fdb33654a782ede4805&rid=giphy.gif

Wow! Things I never knew about N-o-l-a and Boris. Interesting. So are you still a dual citizen?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

36 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

Wow! Things I never knew about N-o-l-a and Boris. Interesting. So are you still a dual citizen?

 

Yeppers, dual with fancy hair. Boris on the other hand has rejected his American citizenship for tax reasons. 

[theresaL 408]

Dang chiggers got me last weekend. Spent the weekend at my cousin's lake house in AR and all I did was walk from the house down the rock path to the boat dock and bam! Itching like last years sin.

[fip & jim 452]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We both also have fabulous hair.

Need to recalibrate your sense of style. Was Dame Barbara Cartland an influence?

[fip & jim 452]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

When in Poland, actually, oj tak.

Don't be fooled by my cooler than thou posturing. I am an actual Kimmy Schmidt. I was raised in a Doomsday cult. So please explain. What is P math? And what is the connection to Po-land? (I know what oj tak means. I'm not that flippin' naive). 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

51 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Need to recalibrate your sense of style. Was Dame Barbara Cartland an influence?

 

She's a style icon for me, as is Pauly D.

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

 

Y'all better hope I don't break my interview/offer streak.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I are [...] British citizen

Welcome to The Colonies, si Nola-B. ma'am.

No taxation without representation, etc., si Nola-B. ma'am.

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

fabulous hair

Fotos of current hairs now, see Nola-B.'s hairs man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

5 hours ago, theresaL said:

Dang chiggers [...] itching like last years sin.

We (and Mrs. T-B.) are still bearing the bites of genuine Ecu mosquitoes, almost as bad as Texas' man.

We just searched the casa for calamine lotion and instead found Campho-Phenique, almost as good TL ma'am.