That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,309]

11 hours ago, theresaL said:

you bought them food. TB only wants to give them a POTS discount. Go figure.

You're too wet behind the ears to remember our lavish, VIP* treatment of the Polish Commie-babes when they visited us 2 years ago, sorry TL ma'am.  We committed ourself to spared almost no expense during our dinner caucus, see TL ma'am.

 

Furthermore, Poland is one of the Many countries that has committed to POTS purchases on a national scale, contracted man.  (Their bill is $Many, of course man.)

 

Neophyte TL ma'am!  Neophyte, NEOPHYTE TL ma'am!

 

*Very Important PolishCommie-Babes

Edited June 13, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Mrs. T-B. took Mama-Mrs.-T-B. and #Many sister to the outlet mall today, national alert man.

We kept getting messages of "we are shopping hard" and "thank God your wife earns money,"  man.

Then she sent fotos of their bags of purchases, oh our gawd man.

Good thing that this will be yet another record-smashing week of POTS sales, commi$$ion$ man.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff keeps putting my pens left on my desk in the pen holder upside-down. 

None of them will write! $^@#$*&......

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Next, thank heavens she consulted me in regards to this. 

 

this rant is so good, it deserves it's own title....

 

"hey can you cosign this here million dollar mortgage for me?" 

"yeah sure, ok" 

 

Remember her cousin's family?  My FIL's brother and his wife? who cooks for me all the time? and I filled out an 864-A for?

Fat boy their son? and his 2 brothers? All electricians? the middle brother pulls his son out of school for a month at a time to visit Malaysia? Yes, that family.....

 

They  wanna buy a house. The middle brother leading the way. But he's a stiff! 650 credit score at best. House here are expensive here. The family needs to borrow a million dollars. Yes 1 million. For a 3 family house. They have the income to cover the 7500 dollar payment. But they don't have the credit. Fat boy has the credit, but he's getting a divorce from that ABC (Remember?) And he can't have his name on this house. Hey who does? Tiff does (My credit). So, he asks my wife to cosign a million dollar mortgage. This is where I said thank heavens she consulted me. I'm like....dear....don't be foolish. I know you grew up together, but if you ask your own dad about that, he'll have the same thing to say. Don't put your name on the same piece of paper as that family! Ever!  

 

Over the last 10 years that we've been married, there were several occasions where her friends have asked her for this kind of help. It's outrages, from credit cards to mortgages, to outright money laundering! It's like dodging a bullet. She hasn't really learned fully. This is what happens when your finances are good. She hasn't learn that she stands to lose a lot, and gain absolutely nothing! 

 

For this same reason, I don't speak to most of my family. I haven't been to a family wedding in.....15 years? Send a check in the mail with regrets.  

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

42 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

Next, thank heavens she consulted me in regards to this. 

 

 

 

 

Asking for large sums of money is a problem in my family.  I think my mother has given some to 2 of my nephews, but she wouldn't do it again.

 

I know one of my uncles recently starting propping up my aunt financially. My aunt has two nice apartments in New York, but is having trouble selling them and they've run out of money. They are having trouble vacating the apartment for showings because they are elderly and her husband is disabled. Said uncle is fairly wealthy, so this arrangement, doesn't seem that terrible.

[SAT 9,609]

To clarify, they're not trying to borrow a million dollars from us. They're trying to get a million dollar mortgage. But needs tiff to cosign. 

 

Some requests/ proposals made in the past...

 

"Can I give you this cash, and you write checks for me?"

 

"Why don't we chip in to open a make up store, in your storefront"

 

Can I use your name to lease a car? Buy insurance?

 

"Can you help me get a mortgage? Home equity?"

 

And, remember her sister? In Malaysia? When we went there? All I see is her and her family jetting all over 2 continents for vacations since 2013...

"Can you lend me 20k US to renovate my new house?" (That I just got for free from my in-laws)

 

[SAT 9,609]

53 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Asking for large sums of money is a problem in my family.  I think my mother has given some to 2 of my nephews, but she wouldn't do it again.

 

I know one of my uncles recently starting propping up my aunt financially. My aunt has two nice apartments in New York, but is having trouble selling them and they've run out of money. They are having trouble vacating the apartment for showings because they are elderly and her husband is disabled. Said uncle is fairly wealthy, so this arrangement, doesn't seem that terrible.

 

Yeah you gotta vacate an apt to sell it...

Manhattan is weird. There's a lot of no-sales...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

Yeah you gotta vacate an apt to sell it...

Manhattan is weird. There's a lot of no-sales...

It would be ideal for them to up and move to Florida first and then sell, but they don't have the cash. Plus, their children are total leeches. The reason the other one won't sell is one of the kids refuses to allow showings (they occupy it).

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

To clarify, they're not trying to borrow a million dollars from us. They're trying to get a million dollar mortgage. But needs tiff to cosign. 

 

Some requests/ proposals made in the past...

 

"Can I give you this cash, and you write checks for me?"

 

"Why don't we chip in to open a make up store, in your storefront"

 

Can I use your name to lease a car? Buy insurance?

 

"Can you help me get a mortgage? Home equity?"

  

And, remember her sister? In Malaysia? When we went there? All I see is her and her family jetting all over 2 continents for vacations since 2013...

"Can you lend me 20k US to renovate my new house?" (That I just got for free from my in-laws)

 

In many ways, that is worse.

[SAT 9,609]

Hey any if you guys try this here muscle hook?

[SAT 9,609]

https://www.target.com/p/gofit-muscle-hook-green/-/A-52592701

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

total leeches. 

 

Speaking of leeches, we haven't seen Tarklar...

[TBoneTX 45,309]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

Speaking of leeches, we haven't seen Tarklar...

Your fervent desire has been satisfied, here we man.

"When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray..."

[TBoneTX 45,309]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Tiff keeps putting my pens left on my desk in the pen holder upside-down. 

None of them will write! $^@#$*&......

Give them to her thuggy relatives, perfect solution man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

For this same reason, I don't speak to most of my family.

See below, see below man.

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Asking for large sums of money is a problem in my family.

Not a problem in our blood family, no man.

Not done to us by Mrs. T-B.'s family, either, no man.

Had there been the slightest hint of this, Non-Mrs.-T-B.'s shapely backside would still be in Ecu, bye man.

[rrobin0609 387]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

My sister chucked her baton at my brother once and left a hole in the door. Door was removed.  Mom didnt play. Lmao

I threw a hotdog bug at my older sister and had to stand in the corner for 30 minutes. I was probably 8. I wasn't a bad kid, but I was in to a lot of stuff due to curiosity and had a temper so I was in trouble with my parents a lot. When I was 4 or 5, I though I was going to end up with a triangular shaped forehead because I stood in the corner so much. I think the worst I did was bite my older sister but thats cause she was making fun of my dyslexia.

 

My aunt threw a fork at my dad at thanksgiving. She was in her 40s 😂