That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

good brain function is exceedingly rare.

You have nailed the essence of human existence, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Nail-essencing Nola-B. ma'am!  Nail-essencing, NAIL-ESSENCING Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

16 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Have you considered moving to Oregon or Neuvo Jersey, man?

That's Nueva Jersey (pronounced Hersey), correction DA man.

If those places have state income taxes, then no way, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

the kids won't leave me alone. [...] Daddy this, daddy that...

They're both little darlings and you're truly blessed, sincere for a moment we man.

Did you ever submit those cute fotos of Turtle to the newspapers, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

we should spend every penny we have

Isn't this the job (or at least natural inclination) of Most Wives, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

14 hours ago, SAT said:

when she's Many, it's too late to enjoy life. She thinks she won't be able to walk by then

We could still walk when we hit Many, reassure she we man.

However, when we hit Many, it was a different story altogether, confirm she we man.

And now that we are Many, the different story doesn't differ, ouch we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

She's ### a retard

This is the mental retardation I'm dealing with

Now tell us how you really feel, out-spit it man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

She's so ###### stupid

Glad that we cleared that up, gracias man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

It's super hot and humid outside. 

My t-shirt is drenched

Texas heat/humidity Many, Nueva York heat/humidity wimpy, goes without saying but we say it anyway man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

there's a reason why we're here.

You could be even more here if you'd entered the POTS industry on the ground floor, too late now man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  I am well over Many. Well over.

2.  I can walk.

Many.  I do it every day just for the heck of it.

Many.  Many is not old.

1.  Glad that you are at least Many (2+2) years old, si Eh ma'am.

2.  To achieve this, we're ready to buy snake-oil elixir from the con-man in the old Westerns, ready we man.

Many.  You've obviously got no self-control, and you clearly don't WANT any, party-animal Eh ma'am!

Many.  This depends on whether one is Many or Many (or perhaps Many or Many), variables ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

While being chauffeured casa-ward from the POTS factory, we were contemplative, contemplative we man.

We were thinking about Mrs. T-B.'s housing/transportation arrangements in Ecu, objectively impressive man.

She made these things look easy and seamless, seamingly so man.

We complimented her on this upon our return to the casa, compliment she we man.

 

Din-din was Costco tilapia with spaghetti as thick as a rope, delicious man.

We asked for seconds, Many'rds, and Many'ths, ingest we man.

We suggested that Mrs. T-B. remember this tilapia recipe, despite ADD she man.

 

We have long been amazed at Mrs. T-B.'s seemingly spontaneous concoctions of diverse, creative meals, mystified we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Mini-B. had some worrisome chest pains last night, concerned we man.

After caucusing by phone with nurse & pediatrician, we gave him Tylenol & put him to bed, observe we man.

Mrs. T-B. slept in his (twin) bed with him all night, dedicated mommy she man.

On Fri. morn, she took him to the doctor, promptly she man.

Nothing to worry about, thankfully man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Cat T-B. now readily submits to getting shot up 2x/day, influence of miu-sitter man.

Diarrhea was almost certainly from the diabetes and has diminished, regular insulin for miu man.

Since our return, cat has remained Many00% lap-fungus, affectionate miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We have Many GSs itineraried for Saturday, return to normalcy man.

Only one ES is itineraried, just how the geography fell man.

We hope to provide our usual gripping report, stay breathlessly tuned man.

[NikLR 13,227]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

No, Niki-B. ma'am, but she's incapable of focusing enough to calculate & log mileage in the all-important booklet for same, ADD she and sigh we man.

 

We have trained her to add an exact number of gallons when she runs out, save the receipt or the number of gallons, and give it to us to use in calculating the mpg during fill-up, miracles do happen man.

Ah.  I save the receipts 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Cat T-B. now readily submits to getting shot up 2x/day, influence of miu-sitter man.

Diarrhea was almost certainly from the diabetes and has diminished, regular insulin for miu man.

Since our return, cat has remained Many00% lap-fungus, affectionate miu man.

Did you get her to show you what she did?

[SAT 9,609]

Oh man almost killed myself washing out 1 of the condenser units. I climbed up the ladder, about 12 ft up, shut off the power to the thing. Took off the fan shroud and flushed the #### out of the condenser from the inside out. Put everything back together, flipped the power on....and zap! Now I was hanging on to the bracket and can't let go, or I might fall off the ladder. I managed to use a screwdriver to flick the switch off, then of course, when I tensed up, my left lat cramped up. Then I struggled to get off the ladder. I was also 100% drenched. ####....hey at least all the ACs are clean now. I run 2 centrals and 3 splits. Man I tempted to go all split system....