That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

2 hours ago, theresaL said:

Must be all the barefoot people who tossed their Nike's.

<shrugs>

[TBoneTX 45,319]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

My AKL flatmate passed away yesterday.

May you be comforted among all who mourn, si and sigh Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

On 7/17/2019 at 1:10 PM, DaveAndAnastasia said:

got a Many" for $Many when the 200Many-vintage Many" Manyp (that was $Many, natch) died last year.

P-math precised above, you should know better by now si and  DA man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

We are still hawking loogies and blowing snot like an illegitimate male child, clear out Ecu pollution/perfume allergy man.

And no nap this eve, no zzz for we man.

Had to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile on an emergency basis, such emergencies routine man.

 

Whenever we ask Mrs. T-B. how much gas she has, she gets a blank ADD look and says, "Half," ADD she man.

This until the panicked "I'm almost out of gas; can you put some in?" comment, sigh man.

We are tempted to say, "Eat more beans," gas yourself up man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I just got my first ROSC* while working.

 

*He was dead and now he ain't.

 

 

Edited July 19, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[NikLR 13,227]

16 hours ago, cdneh said:

My AKL flatmate passed away yesterday. Four days short of being shoveled into a care home she wanted nothing to do with. 

She was not a person for whom life was ever easy.

Neither of us were people who put any stock at all in the great hereafter, but I'd like to think that she is somewhere cozy, with enough to eat, and endless cups of tea, a comfortable chair by a fire, with plenty of books to read.

Im sorry for your loss. To me that sounds like a wonderful hereafter. 

[NikLR 13,227]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I just got my first ROSC* while working.

 

*He was dead and now he ain't.

 

 

Woo! Saved someone!

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We are still hawking loogies and blowing snot like an illegitimate male child, clear out Ecu pollution/perfume allergy man.

And no nap this eve, no zzz for we man.

Had to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile on an emergency basis, such emergencies routine man.

 

Whenever we ask Mrs. T-B. how much gas she has, she gets a blank ADD look and says, "Half," ADD she man.

This until the panicked "I'm almost out of gas; can you put some in?" comment, sigh man.

We are tempted to say, "Eat more beans," gas yourself up man.

Is she incapable of putting gas in the car?

[SAT 9,609]

enjoying 3rd cup of coffee already. I'm finally able to take a day off. 

Catch up on some ####. 

Lemme look for a minivan.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

Woo! Saved someone!

 

We will see what the outcome is. Last time I worked on someone that got a ROSC (a coworker), he was basically brain dead. Survival to discharge with good brain function is exceedingly rare.

 

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Is she incapable of putting gas in the car?

Sure sounds like it. 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Had to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile on an emergency basis, such emergencies routine man.

Have you considered moving to Oregon or Neuvo Jersey, man?

[SAT 9,609]

I connect a camera and it knocks everything else off line. Try to reconnect them, and the kids won't leave me alone. It's impossible to get anything done with these 2. Daddy this, daddy that...

<sigh> 

 

[SAT 9,609]

In a conversion with my idiot wife earlier. 

She still thinks that we should spend every penny we have, like her ##### idiot friends who have absolutely nothing to their names...

FFS more <sigh> 

She just can't get it through her thick ###### skull...

 

[SAT 9,609]

To clarify, she thinks going on vacation and buying things are more important than saving for her future. Like, not a care in the ###### world. Like her azzhole friends...

 

She thinks when she's 50, it's too late to enjoy life. She thinks she won't be able to walk by then. That's the mentality I'm dealing with. 

 

I'm really, really tired of trying to explain things to her...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

39 minutes ago, SAT said:

To clarify, she thinks going on vacation and buying things are more important than saving for her future. Like, not a care in the ###### world. Like her azzhole friends...

 

She thinks when she's 50, it's too late to enjoy life. She thinks she won't be able to walk by then. That's the mentality I'm dealing with. 

 

I'm really, really tired of trying to explain things to her...

Maybe she needs to meet some active people that age?  My cousin is in her 50s and does CrossFit and is totally living her best life. 

[NikLR 13,227]

46 minutes ago, SAT said:

To clarify, she thinks going on vacation and buying things are more important than saving for her future. Like, not a care in the ###### world. Like her azzhole friends...

 

She thinks when she's 50, it's too late to enjoy life. She thinks she won't be able to walk by then. That's the mentality I'm dealing with. 

 

I'm really, really tired of trying to explain things to her...

Thats cause she never works out.  🙄