That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

1 hour ago, rrobin0609 said:

I went to my parents to watch football yesterday while my husband worked. Then, it snowed 6 inches so I am working from my designated bedroom at my parent's house. I was looking to maybe head to our apartment in the next hour, but road conditions are still bad and its still snowing. Predictions are that we'll get another inch in the next 7 hours. I could be here two nights in a row. My husband keeps texting me telling me not to leave since he doesn't want me, or our unborn child, to be hurt in anyway. The roads are predicted to be bad enough that our buyers agent has postponed the final walkthrough of the house we're closing on at the end of the week from tonight to Wednesday.

Our home buying closing date got delayed a week for a reason that escapes me. Luckily they rescheduled before our apartment lease expired. Seems like it's a no biggie on these dates getting rescheduled. Good luck on the snow storm(s).

[Asia 2,498]

Steve, your tree is absolutely beautiful! 

 

Here's mine Completely new, since it's a new place lol.

[rrobin0609 387]

20 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

Good luck on the snow storm(s).

Luckily it wasn't too bad. I made it home last night and to work this morning. Roads weren't bad at all, but as soon as its not sunny and 75 outside people drive like lunatics.

 

5 hours ago, Asia said:

Here's mine

I really like the gnomes at the front!

 

We aren't putting up our tree this year. Just another thing to move from the apartment to a house. We did put all our presents under my parent's tree and help decorate it though.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

23 hours ago, rrobin0609 said:

1.  it snowed Many inches

2.   road conditions are still bad and its still snowing.

Many.  we'll get another inch in the next Many hours. I could be here two nights in a row.

1.  How barbaric, and mind your P-math, sigh and si RR ma'am.

2.  How barbaric, sigh RR ma'am.

Many.  How barbaric, and mind your P-math, sigh and si RR ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

6 hours ago, Asia said:

Here's mine

Beautiful Columbus Day tree, oj tak!!!!!

Festive Asia!  Festive, FESTIVE Asia!

Edited December 17, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for this week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manycember Many'th

National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day = you missed the discount, so tough luck

 

Tues., Manycember Many'th

National Maple Syrup Day = order a POTS smeared with delicious maple syrup today

 

Wed., Manycember Many'th

National Roast Suckling Pig Day = don't suck like a pig -- buy a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

National Re-Gifting Day = this is already handled for you, so order a POTS today

 

Fri., Manycember Many'th

Underdog Day = elevate yourself or another by buying a POTS today

 

Sat., Manycember Many'st

National Flashlight Day = see the lights go on when you buy a POTS today

 

Sun., Manycember Many'nd

National Date Nut Bread Day = this delicious product comes smeared on when you buy a POTS today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Mrs. T-B. had "minor" surgery on Mon., surgery is never minor for the patient man.

Had general anesthesia, no corporal punishment man.

We had the rubias on speed-dial, prepared we man.

Mrs. T-B. recovering at casa, rubias disappointed, si she and sigh they man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

After re-casa-ing Mrs. T-B., we went on errands, industrious we man.

 

1.  One store, man

2.  A second store, man

Many.  A Many'rd store, man*

Many.  Get our hairs cut, man

Many.  Drop junk at dry-cleaner, man

Many.  Retrieve Mini-B. from extended-day skool, man

 

*huge grocery list and Many%-off coupon, 2x2x2x2+2+2% man; with store specials, total savings = Many% (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+2+1%) = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2), a$tute we man

 

All of the above was accomplished in almost exactly Many (2+1) hours, efficient/successful we man.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

I'm glad Mrs.T-B recovered quickly. 

 

You know you put way too much effort into P-math and it's getting old. Just like you  

[TBoneTX 45,329]

P-math is no effort when one is proficient in it, aspire for same D ma'am.

And where exactly is your overdue chicken report, huh huh huh D ma'am?

 

Today (Thurs.), Cat T-B. is Many (2x2x2+2) years old, senior miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee since our last post, yawn man.

 

This morning, got Mrs. T-B.'s & Mini-B.'s attention, both difficult man.

Picked up Cat T-B., fluffy miu man.

Said, "Many (2x2x2+2) years ago today, a little furball was born, miu man," si man.

"And she has grown today into Cat T-B., fluffy miu man," si man.

Everyone kissed Cat T-B., basiated miu man.

Then shot miu in da butt with insulin, such indignity miu man.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

P-math is no effort when one is proficient in it, aspire for same D ma'am.

And where exactly is your overdue chicken report, huh huh huh D ma'am?

 

Today (Thurs.), Cat T-B. is Many (2x2x2+2) years old, senior miu man.

Hmm chicken report ok I'm finally under 50 chickens 😛 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

20 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm finally under Many chickens

Did they smother you or break your ribs, huh D ma'am?!

And how delicious were they, huh D ma'am?

Fotos of dinner choices now, see D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Unlike last several days, NOT a Chamber of Commerce day today, no man.

'Twould be a day to have stayed in bed, zzz and doze man.

Instead, we are diligently fulfilling POTS orders, the perfect holiday gift man.

Take advantage of our special, limited time man:  2 for the price of 2, whee man!

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Dragged the Hillbilly out to Sears today when he got off work. Made him buy me a new tree it was a steal $75 for a $500 tree

 

 

 

Edited December 21, 2019 by Ontarkie