That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

On 12/11/2019 at 4:16 AM, Asia said:

1.  He barely manages to stay home alone for Many hours

2.  I'm gonna start working overtime next week

Many.  so I'll be absent for Many-Many hours per day or something like that.

1.  Then train him to manage to stay home alone for Many hours,  and oj tak.

2.  Most people work over time, oj tak, typically until they retire, oj tak.

Many.  How can you be more vague than a range of "Many-Many hours or something like that," oj huh?

            Obtuse Asia!  Obtuse, OBTUSE Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

that popcorn ceiling was, far from perfect

Surely you salted & buttered it to get closer to perfection, huh D ma'am?

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

it's the see food diet.

See food

Eat food

Next, Niki-B. ma'am will be claiming that "I see what I eat" is the same as "I eat what I see," be prepared man.

Philosophic Niki-B. ma'am!  Philosophic, PHILOSOPHIC Niki-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

On 12/11/2019 at 2:15 AM, TBoneTX said:

we get shot in the back again on Thursday, shoot we man.

We got shot in the back today, Truth In Advertising man.

Everything the same as the last 2 times, Old Hand we man.

Maybe this Many'rd time will be the charm, jury out man.

Fizzicle therapist mauls us on Saturday, remove impediments man.

Then we should have a better idea, accurate insights we man.

 

Total cost = $0.00, steal man

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We napped for nearly Many hours after lunch* and casa arrival, zzz we man.

   *at Subway, with Mrs. T-B., with use of coupons, save we man

We remain sleepy, anesthesia hangover man.

We shall probably take Heap Strong Medicine and hit the hay, hay hay man.

Bedtime before midnight = unheard of around here, remarkable zzz for we man.

 

Mornin', overworkin' Commie- and absent other-babes with grieviously unallocate reputation-point inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Oh -- Cat T-B.'s fructosamine level (more valid than glucose) is Many (normal range, Many-Many), elevated man.

GI series came back Many00% normal, good in one way but challenging in other man.

 

In caucus with vet, we shall return Cat T-B. to previous, nondiabetic diet for one week, revert we for miu man.

If diarrhea relents, we have our culprit, pancreas oversensitive to diabetic food man.

If not, then miu will at least have had a tastier diet for a week, pleased miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Made point of not zzz-ing on bad side, point we man.

Awoke feeling not too bad, not bad man.

GS/ES itinerary compiled for Sat., compile we man.

Happy Columbus Day today, tomorrow, and every day in Poland, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Truly scintillating repartee all day apart from us, yawn man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We conclude that everyone is engrossed in selecting exactly the perfect Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for everyone on their gift list, conclude we man.

 

We include gift-wrapping at a nominal extra fee for all rush, non-rush, standard, and premium orrders, irresistible man!

[SAT 9,609]

Well, here's our tree for this year....

 

Edited December 14, 2019 by SAT

[cdneh 3,112]

Herself has had her sutures out, with only a little yipping. She was tested for ehrlichiosis and is negative. The Vet had to poke her quite a lot to draw blood, and she wasn't keen, but behaved.

So she has idiopathic lymphedema.

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

Well, here's our tree for this year....

 

Oh that is beautiful!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

Herself has had her sutures out, with only a little yipping. She was tested for ehrlichiosis and is negative. The Vet had to poke her quite a lot to draw blood, and she wasn't keen, but behaved.

So she has idiopathic lymphedema.

Idiopathic Eh-woof!  Idiopathic, IDIOPATHIC Eh-woof!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Pickin's a little better this weekend than the last two, relief man.

The take, see man:

   -- Many (2+1) silk ties (one BCBG, one Neiman-Marcus) = $Many ($2+1), deal man

   -- 2 hand-towels, Many (2+2) kitchen towels = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

   -- full box microwave popcorn, new-in-package Many ($2x2x2x2-2) party cups = $1, steal man

   -- 2 Liz Claiborne blouses for Mrs. T-B., Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2-2)

 

Of interest to us, we encountered parking-lot GSs contiguously at a Turkish church and a Thai church, interested we man.

(We found the ties not at the Thai church, but at the Turkish church, no applicable homonyms man)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday report, see man:

 

After GSs/ESs, returned to casa at about 2p, return we man.

Successfully invited Mini-B. to a Christmas event at HOA clubhouse, attend we with wee man.

We ate Rice Krispies bars, shared a hot chocolate, and got Mini-B.'s foto with Santa, we with he man.

 

Returned just in time to get mauled by fizzicle therapist, ow ow ow OW OW OW Ow man.

We had major knots in our hip and thigh, too much for nerve to overcome man.

We got a couple of new exercises, can't keep track of 'em any longer man.

 

Napped for 2 hours, zzz we man.

Awoke to Mrs. T-B.'s leaving for her "jeem," exercise she man.

Announced "Movie night, si man!" to Mini-B., announce we to wee man.

Turned on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" on CBS, watch we with wee man.

Popped 2 bags of today's ES microwave popcorn, Pop Secret man.

Watched "Frosty the Snowman," watch we with wee man.

Mrs. T-B. then returned, return she man.

After much racket making a smoothie out of disgusting stuff, she joined us, watch we with wee & she man.

Watched "Frosty Returns," lousy show man.

Read Mini-B. a story from April 1ManyManyMany issue of Jack & Jill magazine, nightly tradition man.

High-Many'd (high-[2+2+1]'d) Mini-B., Bachelor Evening successfully concluded man.

 

Served ravenous Cat T-B. a second Many-oz. can of wet glop, insatiable miu man.

Conquered 2 laundry loads and must de-dish the warsher, Saturday routine man.

Other than this, nothing went on, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee yet again, yawn man.

 

In scintillating repartee, see man:

  1.  We discretionarily bifurcated Mrs. T-B.'s laundry today, Many vs. Many loads man.

  2.a.  We gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile that had exactly 0.01Many gallons remaining in it, sigh man.

      b.  On the bright side, we coaxed the jalopy into the cheap gas station, some solace man.

Many.  The above was our only departure from the casa, nearly perfect Sunday man.

[rrobin0609 387]

I went to my parents to watch football yesterday while my husband worked. Then, it snowed 6 inches so I am working from my designated bedroom at my parent's house. I was looking to maybe head to our apartment in the next hour, but road conditions are still bad and its still snowing. Predictions are that we'll get another inch in the next 7 hours. I could be here two nights in a row. My husband keeps texting me telling me not to leave since he doesn't want me, or our unborn child, to be hurt in anyway. The roads are predicted to be bad enough that our buyers agent has postponed the final walkthrough of the house we're closing on at the end of the week from tonight to Wednesday.