That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Nearly a perfect Sunday, si man, but for the following, see man:

  1.  Mrs. T-B. returned really early; we had to shove the rubias out the back door very hurriedly, bye man

  2.  We didn't leave the casa except late at night, to gas the empty Mrs.-T-B.-mobile,  she man

 

Mowed the front lawn, partially for chief reason and partially to mulch up all the not-our-leaves, mow we man.

Completely soaked one sweatband, nearly tropical weather here man.

Hosed our body, ache we man.

And yard looked great for about Many minutes until a breeze knocked more not-our-leaves onto it, ouch man.

[ledingham 68]

On 12/7/2019 at 3:28 AM, TBoneTX said:

Smile and tell her, "The only difference between us is that I don't care that you DON'T have a tattoo, si ma'am."

Maybe I should start caring that she doesnt have one? oh how the turn tables

[TBoneTX 45,329]

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[TBoneTX 45,329]

4 hours ago, dledingham said:

oh how the turn tables

And how the RCA Victrolas, eh D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee since last post, yawn man.

 

Fotos of raucous Columbus Day celebrations in Poland now, oj tak!

(Impendingly contributory Asia!  Impendingly, IMPENDINGLY contributory CONTRIBUTORY Asia!)

[Asia 2,498]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

(Impendingly contributory Asia!  Impendingly, IMPENDINGLY contributory CONTRIBUTORY Asia!)

Been a foster home for two weeks now for this adorable creature:

So no time for anything else

But this week he's going to his new, permanent home, so I'm happy, cause he deserves it 

[SAT 9,609]

4 hours ago, Asia said:

Been a foster home for two weeks now for this adorable creature:

So no time for anything else

But this week he's going to his new, permanent home, so I'm happy, cause he deserves it 

 

Why didn't you keep the mutt?

[cdneh 3,112]

On mutts, ours has apparently been shown NOT to have lymphoma. She's having her sutures out Saturday, and a blood test for checking for a minor tick born disease, not Lyme.

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Cat T-B.'s fructosamine level (more reliable than a glucose curve) is elevated, oversweetened miu man.

Reading is Many, whereas preferred normal range is Many-Many, precisely man.

We are to shoot miu with a hair more insulin till further notice, shoot miu we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

21 hours ago, Asia said:

this week he's going to his new, permanent home

And we know his name, see man:  Krzysztof Kolumb

Got it, first try, oj tak.

i szczęśliwego Dnia Kolumba, oj tak.

(Celebratory Asia!  Celebratory, CELEBRATORY Asia!)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Like Wild Bill Hickock, we get shot in the back again on Thursday, shoot we man.

Caucused with doc, who thinks that we can knock out our LMany nerve-root problem, plagued we man.

Nothing like meat-tenderizer delivered transforaminally, oj nie.

[Asia 2,498]

19 hours ago, SAT said:

Why didn't you keep the mutt?

He barely manages to stay home alone for 10 hours. I'm gonna start working overtime next week, so I'll be absent for 12-14 hours per day or something like that. He doesn't deserve to be left alone for such a long time.

[rrobin0609 387]

Friday we had an after hours work event. One of the guys mentioned they needed to go back on their diet since they were having gastrointestinal issues. Yesterday he had a burger from Hardee's for breakfast and today he's loudly eating a burrito that smells only of grease and spice. Who is approving this diet and how do I sign up?

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Well after spending a week scraping off Popcorn off the ceiling, painting the living room, dinning room (not really a dinning room but what ever) and hall way. I have my order back in the house. Boy what a mess that popcorn ceiling was, far from perfect but I didn't do too bad if I do say so myself. 

[NikLR 13,227]

On 12/11/2019 at 10:29 AM, rrobin0609 said:

Friday we had an after hours work event. One of the guys mentioned they needed to go back on their diet since they were having gastrointestinal issues. Yesterday he had a burger from Hardee's for breakfast and today he's loudly eating a burrito that smells only of grease and spice. Who is approving this diet and how do I sign up?

it's the see food diet.

See food

Eat food