That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[janet3 1,170]

On 11/20/2019 at 10:26 PM, Ontarkie said:

Oh bummer

Good luck on the masters and the move. 

Okay....truth be known.....I just want to run away from home. I am tired and I want a new life. I am starting now 😉

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Most efficient avenue theretoward is to outfit your casa with new Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, si JMany ma'am.

Look for our specials on POTS Friday, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We did pretty well, see the take man:

  -- Many-gallon ([2+2+1]-gallon) gas can; Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man

  -- blouse for Mrs. T-B.; 2 Ralph Lauren warshcloths; pack plastic cups = $Many-&-a-half

          ($2+2+2 & a half), deal man

  -- thick shirt for Mini-B. = half-of-half a buck, steal man

  -- Many (2+1) non-ugly Jos. A. Bank ties = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many.Many ($2x2x2x2+1 + half a buck + half-of-half a buck)

[cdneh 3,112]

Internet has been spotty here since Thursday. Up and down constantly. I was told first it s not only me, and that it would be fixed that night and I would be set a text to say so. Never happened. On calling them again, "oh no Ma'am, there never was any issue at all, it is just you. We can have a tech out there Wednesday the 27th". My very old router must be the problem. My very old router was installed out of the box in August, so yah, nah.

 

Clearly this is a server side error, and one more person tells me to check my cables, reboot my computer, or the router, I will not be held responsible for yanking their lungs out through their nostrils bilaterally.  Clearly, any sensible person would have done all that nonsense, and more, before having to sit for an age in the queue waiting to speak with some heavily accented person who claims their name is Malcolm, or Brent, or Mary. A big yah nah to that as well.

[Ontarkie 14,175]

22 hours ago, janet3 said:

Okay....truth be known.....I just want to run away from home. I am tired and I want a new life. I am starting now 😉

Oh boy, good luck. I hope everything  works out.

     

 

Back from visiting boy #2, left the Tornado with him. He will bring her home on Wednesday. He took the week off so he can spend some extra time with her. She is having a blast, she missed him a lot. The Jedi is still a little to clingy to mommy to stay so he had two day with us there. 

[TBoneTX 44,930]

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

I will not be held responsible for yanking their lungs out through their nostrils bilaterally.

Do not irritate, irk, or enrage the fearsome Eh ma'am, no man!

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The Jedi is still a little to clingy to mommy

Get him interested in his impending new siblings, si D ma'am: the twins, Manylets, Manyruplets...

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Cousin T-B.'s funeral was as lovely as such things ever are, dignified & fabulous sendoff man.

Mini-B. was exceptionally attentive & well-behaved, proud of wee man we man.

Afterwards, we took Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. to a sit-down restaurant, spent $Many we man.

Then, visited Uncle T-B. in hospital, glad to see everyone senior he man.

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Mrs. T-B. felt grinding in rear brakes of Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, sign of necessary replacement man.

Without consulting us, she left Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with "some guy" who'd been recommended,  man.

He charged her only $Many, that part OK man.

However, brakes completely soft upon return, state Mrs. T-B. she man.

We took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to gas it, usual near-empty level man.

However, we turned right around after driving a block, unsafe man.

We'll now have to have it towed to a legitimate shop,      man.

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Vet had changed Cat T-B.'s diet, try to overcome continuous diarrhea in miu man.

We bought Many-lb. ([2x2x2x2+1]-lb.) bag of new dry stuff for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2+2+1), ouch man.

Miu loves new stuff, robustly consume miu man.

After a week, Cat T-B.'s intestinal production now nearly double of even what it was, record level man.

Next step is to go in for a gastrointestinal evaluation, poor poopy miu man.

This certainly can't all be attributable to the diabetes, think we man.

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

On 11/20/2019 at 8:49 PM, janet3 said:

I was hoping to win the lottery....but unfortunately that doesn’t seem realistic.....

I want to finish my masters degree next year and then move to Algeria.....

Good luck, Janet. It's good to re-evaluate and consider new options in life. In fact, I'd call it healthy.

[Ontarkie 14,175]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. felt grinding in rear brakes of Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, sign of necessary replacement man.

Without consulting us, she left Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with "some guy" who'd been recommended,  man.

He charged her only $Many, that part OK man.

However, brakes completely soft upon return, state Mrs. T-B. she man.

We took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to gas it, usual near-empty level man.

However, we turned right around after driving a block, unsafe man.

We'll now have to have it towed to a legitimate shop,      man.

Oh man, glad no one got hurt. 

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Vet had changed Cat T-B.'s diet, try to overcome continuous diarrhea in miu man.

We bought Many-lb. ([2x2x2x2+1]-lb.) bag of new dry stuff for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2+2+1), ouch man.

Miu loves new stuff, robustly consume miu man.

After a week, Cat T-B.'s intestinal production now nearly double of even what it was, record level man.

Next step is to go in for a gastrointestinal evaluation, poor poopy miu man.

This certainly can't all be attributable to the diabetes, think we man.

i'm happy to hear your cat likes her new food and very happy the new vet is not brushing things off.

[TBoneTX 44,930]

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[TBoneTX 44,930]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh man, glad no one got hurt.

We managed to limp the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to our real shop this morning, hairy man.

Idiot repairman had forgotten to bleed the brakes, air today gone tomorrow man.

Our shop mystified as to what first guys did & how, good grief man.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

happy to hear your cat likes her new food

Miu is a little piglet who likes almost all food, epicurean miu man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

the new vet is not brushing things off

We are the one who usually brushes Cat T-B., brush we miu man.

[TBoneTX 44,930]

Scintillating repartee since yesterday, yawn man.

(Absent AWOL Asia!  Absent, ABSENT AWOL AWOL Asia!)

Everyone must be mulling over their choices of which Pre-Owned Toilet Seats to order, that must be it man.

[SAT 9,609]

Ok done hunting. Back to work...

And, I don't wanna work...