That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[theresaL 408]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Texas teams in World Serious, one man

Nueva York teams in World Serious, zero man

Texas Many, Nueva York zero man.

Well, since my team only makes to the WS every 100 +/- 8 years, I'm not watching this year. Let me know when spring training begins.

[NikLR 13,227]

On 10/21/2019 at 8:03 AM, Russ&Caro said:

Same

Purple bed

[TBoneTX 44,787]

11 hours ago, theresaL said:

my team only makes to the WS every Many00 +/- Many years

Frequency of World Seriousness precised, see and  TL ma'am.

11 hours ago, theresaL said:

'm not watching this year.

We shouldn't have watched Game 2, ouch man...

11 hours ago, theresaL said:

Let me know when spring training begins.

Spring training is not for some time, no TL ma'am.

However, you can buy a pre-owned toilet seat today, emblazoned with your favorite team's logo, si TL ma'am!

Life is short, so act now, si TL ma'am.

 

Cat T-B. slept through most of Game 2, while snoring loudly, snore miu man.

Edited October 24, 2019 by TBoneTX

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

17 hours ago, NikLR said:

Purple bed

$1,099

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Baseball hasn't caught on very well as a sport in Poland, oj nie.

The basic "Many outs per inning" never enables the home team to come up to bat, oj nie.

In addition, a lot of on-field fights occur when trying to settle on the definition of Many, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Scintillating repartee since last night, yawn man.

 

Rainy and only Many degrees* today, yuck man.

Might even have to turn on the casa heat tonight or tomorrow night, revoltin' concept man.

 

*same as in Poland, unless it is 0, 1, 2, -1, or -2 degrees, oj tak

[Ontarkie 14,143]

Went to the movies. Saw maleficent 2,  I ate too much popcorn 🤢

[TBoneTX 44,787]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Went to the movies. Saw maleficent 2,  I ate too much popcorn 🤢

You get back to your casa and resume your cooking/cleaning duties right now, young lady!

And you post a chicken update now, how were they all cooked ma'am.

Indolent Ontarklar!  Indolent, INDOLENT Ontarklar!

Edited October 26, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Might even have to turn on the casa heat tonight

Heat turned on, colder than blazes man.

Going to have to go on our GS/ES itinerary tomorrow wearing long sleeves/pants, revoltin' development man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

On 10/24/2019 at 12:41 AM, TBoneTX said:

Cat T-B. slept through most of Game 2, while snoring loudly, snore miu man.

Cat T-B. spent almost all of Game Many parked on our lap, lap-fungus miu man.

She is enlapped again at this writing, fungal miu man.

[cdneh 3,112]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Heat turned on, colder than blazes man.

Going to have to go on our GS/ES itinerary tomorrow wearing long sleeves/pants, revoltin' development man.

Wet here. It's been raining for three days. Enough.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

12 hours ago, cdneh said:

Wet here. It's been raining for Many days. Enough.

Duration of rain precised, How Dry You Aren't sigh Eh ma'am.

Better here, see detailed report man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We hit several ESs, GSs, and a pulga (flea market) in a church, see the take man:

   -- Swingline stapler, full bottle hydrogen peroxide, box spaghetti, roll plastic wrap = $Many 

        ($2+2+1 + half-of-half a buck), deal man

   -- Acco stapler = $1 + half a buck + half-of-half a buck, steal man

   -- Many (2+2) shirts + jacket for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2)

Edited October 27, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Survived having casa heat over Friday night, warm we man.

 

After GS-ing, were very tired, think only of zzz we man.

However, lawn needed mowing, responsible we man.

Air temperature probably only about Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2) degr. F., colder than usual man.

Mowed front/back lawn without stopping, git 'er done we man.

Consumed one intrajob sweatband + one for recovery, minimal usage man.

Off-showered and then napped for nearly 2 hours, exhausted we man.

 

Watched World Serious Game Many (2+2) with Mini-B., bachelor bonding we + wee man.

(Texas team participants One, Nueva York team participants Zero man.)

Got late start on laundry & dishes, up till at least Many a.m. we man.

[Ontarkie 14,143]

 

Ok since you asked for it. 

We have 60 something chickens. I think 6 more boys to go. 

The Tornado with two of her favourites. The Roost she named Copper has been rehomed. The one on her lap is Madonna. 

Edited October 28, 2019 by Ontarkie