That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

18 hours ago, Asia said:

my one and only room

We would compliment your nice casa but you'd respond, "Oh, don't mansion it, oj nie," oj tak.

And where's the bathroom, oj huh and see just below oj tak:

18 hours ago, Asia said:

I plan to change some things but not enough money to do so now

You have a time-sensitive offer to save a handsome 0.0000001% off full retail price of a special pre-owned toilet seat, oj tak.

If you order soon, maybe we can arrange to double the discount (0.0000002%), irresistible man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I know the Hillbilly wants to stay put this house. He doesn't think things are bad. I hate the city, I hate everything about it. I'd rather be Many minutes out of here and things be so much different. 

You're talking like Mrs. T--B., sigh D ma'am.

Must be CCD (Chica Casa Disease), sigh man.

9 hours ago, theresaL said:

Both of our cars use premium.

Extravagant TL ma'am & Mr. TL man!  Extravagant, EXTRAVAGANT TL ma'am & Mr. TL man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Wednesday, Manytober Many'th (2x2x2+1th) was the Many'th (2x2x2+2+1th) anniversary of Mrs. T-B.'s advent into the U.S. with use of the K-1 that we pried from the illegitimate-male-child clutches of the ####### Guayaquil consulate, success we and lingering grrrrRRRRRR man.

 

We bought her some flowers and gave her a big smooch, observe occasion we man.

She looked pleased, then left to see a movie* with an amiga, see movie she man.

     *The "Yoker"

[SAT 9,609]

18 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

 But a Trailer in Tornado ally is a bullseye.

 

 

 

Yeah tornadoes love trailers

 

[SAT 9,609]

Niki needs that gas, it helps with the altitude. 

 

All my cars call for 86 octane. That's what I usually put in. Except the Lexus, it tends to knock with 87, so I use 89. It's a lease anyway. 

 

I discovered that Seafoam, and what's the other blue liquid that I put in my boat...are great products. 

 

When I had high performance bikes, I used 94. My boat gets 95 octane Marine gas. 

 

The ATVs, and all the other equipment upstate gets ethanol-free gas. They run great on that stuff. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

Startron!

That's the blue liquid that I put in the boat...

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

JR found a better gig...

He makes a little less money, but his 3 boys get to to go private college for free. It's a no brainer for him.

 

<sigh>

Just me left here now...

####

I feel...down? I dunno. 

Where's my old "speed up" attitude?

 

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

So I had some good and bad news come up at the same time today. 

 

I have ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted to live in Singapore with my family. I have been through there a few times and enjoyed my time there. So for years now I have been constantly applying for federal jobs there because I am a federal worker and it would just be a relocation. But all after all these years (5+) of applying I finally got an interview for a job there last month. The interview was about a hour long and it was like talking with guys I work with on a daily basis. I thought it went really well myself and I got an email later saying that "We think that you would be a great fit to the team".

 

So I woke up today with a job offer for Singapore which I am ecstatic about quite frankly. The only problem with this whole scenario is that we just bought a house to settle down in. The good thing about this job is that I would be able to bring the family to come live with me, and it is only a 4 hour flight to my wife's town in the Philippines unlike a 26 hour flight now. 

[SAT 9,609]

Sounds like some kinda CT gig to me.

Best of luck with it...

[SAT 9,609]

 

This dum...tiger bimbo lady at the VC place...

 

I wanted HOT VC coffee! Not ice. 

And she forgot disposable chopsticks!

How am I supposed to eat my curry chicken if I don't have disposable chopsticks!?

[SAT 9,609]

Hey man this curry chicken is all curry and no chicken...

[Ontarkie 14,234]

1 hour ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So I had some good and bad news come up at the same time today. 

 

I have ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted to live in Singapore with my family. I have been through there a few times and enjoyed my time there. So for years now I have been constantly applying for federal jobs there because I am a federal worker and it would just be a relocation. But all after all these years (5+) of applying I finally got an interview for a job there last month. The interview was about a hour long and it was like talking with guys I work with on a daily basis. I thought it went really well myself and I got an email later saying that "We think that you would be a great fit to the team".

 

So I woke up today with a job offer for Singapore which I am ecstatic about quite frankly. The only problem with this whole scenario is that we just bought a house to settle down in. The good thing about this job is that I would be able to bring the family to come live with me, and it is only a 4 hour flight to my wife's town in the Philippines unlike a 26 hour flight now. 

Wow, tough choices. How long would the move be if you took it? Could you keep the house so its ready when you get back? 

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Wow, tough choices. How long would the move be if you took it? Could you keep the house so its ready when you get back? 

The initial tour would be for up to 3 years with extensions up to 6 if you want to continue on. Also we would be able to keep the house without issues. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

The initial tour would be for up to 3 years with extensions up to 6 if you want to continue on. Also we would be able to keep the house without issues. 

 

That is an exciting prospect. Congrats on the job offer. 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Hey man this curry chicken is all curry and no chicken...

Sounds like you don't need chop sticks after all.