That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,330]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Boy #2

Boy #1

And what about Offspring #Many, #Many, #Many, and #Many, huh D ma'am?

And we're missing a current pregnancy report, fruitful D ma'am!

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I put gas in the truck maybe Many times in the Many  yrs here. But If I wanted to do all that stuff myself I wouldn't have gotten married.

We must do it because Mrs. T-B. would never remember to calculate mileage, ADD she man.

Good way to be alerted to other problems, see man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

What a slacker you are.

Usually, when we ask Mrs. T-B. how much gas she has, her eyes go blank and she says, "Half," ADD she man.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've reached the point of massive annoyance with this.

Do not irk, irritate, or massively annoy the fearsome Nola-B. ma'am, no man!

Edited October 7, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,330]

Brief Sunday report, see man:

 

We left casa to ferry Mini-B. to/from Mama T-B., chauffeur we man.

Betwixt, we got ourself a flu shot, shoot the flu man.

 

Should have been "light" laundry Sunday, just Many (2+1) loads man.

However, we had to bifurcate Mrs. T-B.'s stuff, 2+2 loads man.

 

We have not been tireder in a long time, no man.

Our mow-lawning out-wiped us (and our back) completely, need zzz and Heap Strong Medicine we man.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

5 hours ago, janet3 said:

I’ve been absent for a while

Bad absent JMany ma'am!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT JMany ma'am!

5 hours ago, janet3 said:

The Algerian

Greetings from us to Mr. 2x+y, si JMany ma'am.

5 hours ago, janet3 said:

1.  I had a birthday a couple of weeks ago.

2.  When did I get old?

1.  Happy birthday, si JMany ma'am!

2.  Obviously, when you turned Many years old, duh and  ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

So, on the weekend I was at my sister's.

We celebrated my middle nephew's 10th birthday and my Many-rd  birthday, cause that's what we do in October 

 

Sorry for being absent, but I was busy in my new apartment, as usual Had to set up a new shoe locker and a new fold-down bed. As I said - buuuusyyy! 

Greetings to you all!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Do not irk, irritate, or massively annoy the fearsome Nola-B. ma'am, no man!

 

This is true. Plus it is supposed to snow 5 inches on Friday, so I'm probably stuck there for an extra day, at least. 

[NikLR 13,227]

My winter boots came in.  Waiting on work boots.  New dentist today. See realtor on Wednesday.  Im terrified. 

[SAT 9,609]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Boy #2 proposed to his GF. Looks like a wedding next year. 

Boy #1 still hasn't set the date. Heck he will probably elope and tell me later with that turkey. 

 

The Tornado asked when they get married and they have babies does that make them her step sister/brother. Totally blew her mind she would be an Aunt lol. 

 

And you a grandma...

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

My winter boots came in.  Waiting on work boots.  New dentist today. See realtor on Wednesday.  Im terrified. 

Terrified of winter boots?

[TBoneTX 45,330]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

it is supposed to snow [...] on Friday

     , how uncivilized man

[TBoneTX 45,330]

6 hours ago, Asia said:

Sorry for being absent

Unrepentant* Asia!  Unrepentant*, UNREPENTANT* Asia!

   *repentance can be achieved by bonusing all our posts, oj tak

6 hours ago, Asia said:

my Many-rd  birthday

P-math-proficient Asia!  P-math-proficient, P-MATH-PROFICIENT Asia!

6 hours ago, Asia said:

that's what we do in Manytober

You are to celebrate Columbus Day every day in Manytober, except on the Many'th (2x2x2x2-2th), which is St. Patrick's Day, oj tak.  Irreverent Asia!  Irreverent, IRREVERENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,330]

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Mon., Manytober Many'th

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Tues., Manytober Many'th

National Pierogi Day = purchase a POTS today, smeared with pierogi contents

 

Wed., Manytober Many'th

National Stop Bullying Day = we will stop bullying you if you buy your POTS today

 

Thurs., Manytober Many'th

World Mental Health Day = contribute to world sanity by buying a POTS today

 

Fri., Manytober Many'th

National Coming Out Day = come out by admitting that you need and will buy a POTS today

 

Sat., Manytober Many'th

National Freethought Day = think freely and order yourself a POTS today

 

Sun., Manytober Many'th

National Train Your Brain Day = train your brain to order yourself a POTS today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[Ontarkie 14,234]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And what about Offspring #Many, #Many, #Many, and #Many, huh D ma'am?

And we're missing a current pregnancy report, fruitful D ma'am!

We must do it because Mrs. T-B. would never remember to calculate mileage, ADD she man.

Good way to be alerted to other problems, see man.

Usually, when we ask Mrs. T-B. how much gas she has, her eyes go blank and she says, "Half," ADD she man.

They are not dating, hard to get married when you're single lol

No more babies for me. I'm waiting for grandkids

I never do that either. Hillbilly likes to keep track too. Drives me nuts. 

Bah not my problem I don't fix trucks. 

I couldn't tell you how much gas is in it either  

 

8 hours ago, Asia said:

So, on the weekend I was at my sister's.

We celebrated my middle nephew's 10th birthday and my Many-rd  birthday, cause that's what we do in October 

 

Sorry for being absent, but I was busy in my new apartment, as usual Had to set up a new shoe locker and a new fold-down bed. As I said - buuuusyyy! 

Greetings to you all!

Happy birthday! 

 

4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

And you a grandma...

I can't wait! 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

     , how uncivilized man

 

Slightly more civilized than running out of gas.

 

I don't think I've ever seen anyone here do that. You know what happens when you run out of gas and it is -10 or -20°F? You die. You know what happens if it is 30° and you try and walk along the icy road 15 miles to the gas station? You die. 

 

I'm just bummed because my snow tires aren't on yet.  I do know have a company issued bomber hat, so I should be all good. 

 

 

[theresaL 408]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We must do it because Mrs. T-B. would never remember to calculate mileage, ADD she man.

 

Calculate???? why not just look at the gauge??? It's a very simple concept. When it's on the F it means you don't need to get gas. When it's on the E it means you do need to buy gas and when the light is on and the  bell is dinging it means if you don't want to walk (die of heat stroke or freeze to death) it means drive yo a** to the nearest gas station now. Calculate. Sniffff, smh.