That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[Ontarkie 14,234]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Any insights on how to explain divorce to a Many(2x2x2)-year-old, huh man?  One of the parents is concerned, concerned parent man.

The biggest thing is to repeatedly tell the child that it is not their fault and that both mommy and daddy love them. Other then that I can't help much, my kids were that age and up but their father was a nightmare they didn't care if he was gone. Heck they still want nothing to do with him. Plenty of hugs and pray both parents are able to stay peaceful and co-parent well once things settle. 

[NikLR 13,227]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The biggest thing is to repeatedly tell the child that it is not their fault and that both mommy and daddy love them. Other then that I can't help much, my kids were that age and up but their father was a nightmare they didn't care if he was gone. Heck they still want nothing to do with him. Plenty of hugs and pray both parents are able to stay peaceful and co-parent well once things settle. 

Kiddo was that age when her dad and I split.  I was just there for her a lot and we were able to co-parent.  We still have arguments about things, but her best interests has always been at the bottom of both of our hearts.  That was part of why we split.  I was tired of arguing in front of my kid.  I remember what that felt like growing up.  I try to make a conscientious effort to not bad mouth her father, even now when she's 16. 

I agree that this is the main thing, the it's not your fault.

Co-parenting if possible. 

Being peaceful around your child and showing them that this is better. 

As much equal time as possible. 

[TBoneTX 45,333]

On 9/28/2019 at 12:55 AM, TBoneTX said:

Smells like something's burning in our office, perhaps wiring man?

Update, man:  The casa burned to the ground with everyone/everything in it, The End man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

On Saturday, we bought Many (2+2) new tyres for the T-B.-mobile, about time man.

Mini-B. accompanied us to the tyre shop, wee with we doing "guy stuff" man.

 

Our tyres are Landsail 22Many/ManyZR1Many, precise size man.

Treadwear / traction / temperature ratings Many00 A A, high-quality man.

Normal price each is $Many, but tyre guy gave them to us for $Many, $Many ($2x2x2+2) discount per tyre man.

He also gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+1) for our two old tyres that were still good, credit man.

Total drive-out price was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2-1), steal man.

Price included tyres, mounting, balancing, valve stems, all-inclusive man.

 

Shop assigns one Mexican per tyre, efficient man.

We were there for exactly Many (2x2x2x2-2) -- yes, only Many (2x2x2x2-2) -- minutes, speedy man.

This was from drive-in to drive-away, including payment, nothing like it man.

 

Mini-B. was highly impressed with the entire tyre procedure, observant wee man.

He noted the goop smeared on the tyres during mounting, observe wee man.

He noted the numbers on the balancing machine, observe wee man.

He asked why metal was nailed to the tyres after the spinning, explain balance we to wee man.

He enjoyed the speed & noise of the electric drills during the installation, impressed wee man.

 

Shop had a baby rooster wandering the grounds, first of that age we'd seen man.

We asked owner what its name was, cognomen of rooster man.

Owner said, "He doesn't have a name," no man.

We said, "Then let's call him 'Gallito,'" baby rooster in Spanish man.

Owner grinned, got it first try man.

 

After tyre experience, we gassed the T-B.-mobile, more "guy stuff" man.

Mini-B. punched all the buttons on the pump display, knowledgeable wee man.

He even muted the irritating "Gas Station TV" commercials, grateful we man.

 

After this, we went for ice cream at Baskin-Robbins, celebrate we & wee man.

Mini-B. had a lemon custard cone, first choice by wee man.

A good experience was had by all, "guy stuff" man.

Edited September 30, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Because of other stuff, we hit only Many (2+1) ESs, sacrifice far longer list man.

The take, see man:

  -- Cutter & Buck dress-shirt = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,333]

How we spent our Saturday, see man:

 

Met exiting tenants at the rental casa for final walkthrough, bye man.

They left the r-casa in magnificent condition, impressed we man.

 

Went on errands & ES-ing, see above for latter man.

Went to buy tyres, see above man.

Went to Baskin-Robbins, see above man.

 

Returned to casa and mowed entire lawn, midafternoon during heat of day man.

Had been mostly cloudy with breeze most of day, propitious for mowing man.

However, and as expected, cloudless/breezeless during entire mowing, sweat we man.

We died and did not recover, bye we man.

However, post-hurricane grass growth now subdued, worth it man.

 

Got partially restorative nap after mowing, dead we man.

Subdued two laundry loads & dished the warsher, finished earlier than usual man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

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[TBoneTX 45,333]

Mrs. T-B. went to the vacant rental casa to water the lawn, but no water, no man.

Infernal tenants had cut off all utilities before month-end, violation of lease man.

This is almost as bad as failing to buy new pre-owned toilet seats for their new r-casa, grrrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Scintillating conversation aside from ours, yawn man.

 

Idea for next thread's name:  "Save the Last Rants for Me, Si Man"

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

I'm pleasantly surprised that my current boss has exceeded my initial expectations of him. It was one of those deals where he ticks some of the boxes on the potential to be a bad boss.

 

Big ego - check

Short (possible Napoleon complex) - check

Career ladder climber - check

 

But he's turned out to really support me in ways that I appreciate. Number one, he has my back with the vendors I have to manage (contracts from 100k to 40m). Some of them do end runs around me when they don't like various communications from me. The boss never undercuts me in those situations. Two, although he has a reputation of being inflexible, he comes to me to ask my ideas on various tactics and strategies. Finally, he works his ### off. No one in the organization works harder.

 

I can truly say that I'm happier at this point in my life than at times in the past. Not having the stress of a bad boss is playing a part.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

1 hour ago, Russ&Caro said:

Not having the stress of a bad boss

This is good to hear, si man.

We also hear it about ourself as head honcho of the POTS empire, lordly-yet-congenial we man.

Recruitment costs more than retention, usually man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Absent Steveklar!  Absent, ABSENT Steveklar!

Absent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT Asia!

Absent T ma'am!  Absent, ABSENT T ma'am!

Absent everyone else man/ma'am!  Absent, ABSENT everyone else EVERYONE ELSE man/ma'am!

[theresaL 408]

33 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Absent Steveklar!  Absent, ABSENT Steveklar!

Absent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT Asia!

Absent T ma'am!  Absent, ABSENT T ma'am!

Absent everyone else man/ma'am!  Absent, ABSENT everyone else EVERYONE ELSE man/ma'am!

I'm lurking, just not a lot of time to banter. I have 34 new students from China and I'm still trying to learn, let alone say, their names correctly, but it's rather hopeless.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

12 hours ago, theresaL said:

I'm lurking

Lurking TL ma'am!

We were referring to T ma'am, who differs from TL ma'am, si TL ma'am.

12 hours ago, theresaL said:

I have Many (2x2x2x2x2+2) new students from China

Number of new Chinese students precised, see and  TL ma'am.

12 hours ago, theresaL said:

their names

Has anyone besides us noticed that most transliterated Chinese surnames that don't begin with B, C, L, M, or Q seem to begin with W, X, Y, & Z, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,333]

We are almost singlehandedly keeping this thread alive, revivify thread we man.

This alone merits lavish Like points, get with it now* man.

 

*anyone not issuing a Like is required, by legal statute, to purchase an extra pre-owned toilet seat, si man

Edited October 2, 2019 by TBoneTX