That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

There's a few pics in the bucket full of southern food. Man

Hillbilly would get a woody looking at them.

He be salibatin' 

He'd say "Man that's suma the bess souther cookin' I ever seed" 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

New company.  Training intense.  Standards high.

 

🤯

 

I can't figure out if the initial pressure is on purpose or not. They said they did it this way to make it less stressful, but I'd rather be thrown out into the field in the swing of it than being constantly evaluated for weeks on end whilst learning a bunch of new things.

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

On 9/15/2019 at 7:04 PM, NikLR said:

We have Denver FD in our building all the time.  They certainly come in a variety of sizes and shapes and genders. 

 

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

They were bald, overweight, and not handling our jurisdiction, see Nola-B. ma'am.

 

It is a running joke in our house. There are times when there are a lot of calls that I feel like the fire hall is part of our marriage.

 

Maybe it is.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

my inlaws' I-130s are both approved. 

Should we cheer or burst into tears, huh man?

8 hours ago, SAT said:

He'd say "Man that's suma the bess souther cookin' I ever seed" 

Not unless it included roadkill armadillo, duh and  man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

They said they did it this way to make it less stressful, but I'd rather be thrown out into the field in the swing of it than being constantly evaluated for weeks on end whilst learning a bunch of new things.

This sounds like good training for an entry-level position in the POTS industry, be sure to get good evaluation Nola-B. ma'am.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

a running joke in our house

Your dishwarsher is running all the time, and now your jokes are running, what's with all this haste Nola-B. ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

On the weekend I had my new shelves installed. Here's the biggest cup collection you've ever seen

[NikLR 13,227]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

ok, my inlaws' I-130s are both approved. 

Now....where are them NVC shortcut thingys.....

Ah #@$% it I don't need it. 

Maybe if you move them here asap Tiff will move in with them?

[SAT 9,609]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Maybe if you move them here asap Tiff will move in with them?

 

Why, so they can all conspire against me? 

If you remember me complaining a few years ago, my wife never left home. Her siblings are more important to her than her kids. At least, that's how I perceive it. 

 

Now, I used to like my in-laws a lot. But remember our trip to Malaysia a few years back? And my in-laws were either afraid to show affection to my daughter for fear of pissing off little Gump? Or, they  just simply showed favoritism towards little Gump. 

 

Now, no doubt in my mind that they know who the leader of the pack is. But I keep thinking, why am I in a rush to bring them back here, just so they can ignore my kids? And when I'm fighting with my wife, who's side are they on? And I'm the one that's going to end up providing room and board. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

To add, my brother in law, if you remember, the kid who said to me and my buddy, "Malaysia is not so bad". You know, the kid who at the time, has never been in another country. The kid whom I told that he has never experienced freedom and liberty. Nice enough kid, but stupid...

 

Anyway, he seems to be in no hurry either. I sent him an email asking him to start looking in to a Malaysian police certificate. A week later, my wife ask him about it. He said that he hasn't looked at the email yet. Oh very nice. My in-laws have 2 grandkids that they've never seen. A daughter whom they haven't seen in a decade. And this guy is in no hurry to read an email. 

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, Asia said:

On the weekend I had my new shelves installed. Here's the biggest cup collection you've ever seen

 

I forgot to give you a cup when you were here

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, UnStuckable said:

I don't get #### for an exemption

 

Too bad sucker! 

Get some exemptions. 

[Asia 2,498]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

I forgot to give you a cup when you were here

Next time

BTW - I've got 4 from NYC already

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Post removed because attachment showed profanities.

[Asia 2,498]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

Post removed because attachment showed profanities.

You could just remove the video

 

@SAT I managed to watch it and that's what I have to say -

[TBoneTX 45,361]

8 hours ago, Asia said:

Here's the biggest cup collection you've ever seen

And every one of them says "Welcome to Poland," "Welcome to Lower Silesia," "Welcome to Wroclaw," etc., oj tak.

Just now, Asia said:

I managed to watch it

Prurient Asia!  Prurient, PRURIENT Asia!