That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

44 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

I'm sorry if any of this pertains to me. It was never my intention to derail anything. My personality is an advocate so I I find it very difficult to ignore bullying. However it was never my intention to be divisive. 

 

 

 

Here, go back to where you came from! 

 

[fip & jim 452]

SAT, SAT, SAT, man! This is where I came from...

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

What are those poles on the beach? To keep an eye on the Krauts? 

[cdneh 3,112]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

 

I have 95% of the yard cut now. Break #2 is needed as breathing is important and well I needed a few hundred hits of the ole puffer.  Older girl is working on re enforcing the blueberry bushes enclosure. So we can move the chunnels to the blueberry bushes for the chickens to eat all the weeds that popped up.

 

I've just come in, and about half done. The grass is wet, and long, and I have lost the will to live.

[fip & jim 452]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

What are those poles on the beach? To keep an eye on the Krauts? 

To warn of the tides. 

I've missed being ribbed by you. 

C'mon, you got to admit that's a pretty awesome beach.

[SAT 9,609]

12 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I've just come in, and about half done. The grass is wet, and long, and I have lost the will to live.

Get a goat, like Stretch did. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

6 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

To warn of the tides. 

I've missed being ribbed by you. 

C'mon, you got to admit that's a pretty awesome beach.

 

What's "ribbed"?

 

Man England beaches are toxic from centuries of pollution. You can ride across that water on a bicycle...

[fip & jim 452]

6 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

What's "ribbed"?

 

Man England beaches are toxic from centuries of pollution. You can ride across that water on a bicycle...

Ribbed is teasing someone vigorously. 

Those waters are so pure you wouldn't know what to do. Right there is a pub called the "Zetland Arms'. If you ever have the fortune to visit you would experience the most pukka fish 'n' chips in all of England, my love. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by fip & jim

[cdneh 3,112]

12 minutes ago, SAT said:

Get a goat, like Stretch did. 

Seriously considering sheep.

[SAT 9,609]

5 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Ribbed is teasing someone vigorously. 

Those waters are so pure you wouldn't know what to do. Right there is a pub called the "Zetland Arms'. If you ever have the fortune to visit you would experience the most pukka fish 'n' chips in all of England, my love. 

 

Ah ok, then I'll rib your brains out...

 

Oh gawd the weird English people stuff. It's almost as eccentric as the Nipponese.

Next you'll be eating scrapple...

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Seriously considering sheep.

 

New Zealand people are very good at raising sheep. You can get yourself some of that fine azz wool...

[SAT 9,609]

Now, I'm in no hurry to do the NVC for my in-laws...

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

I swear if this so called Hurricane don't hurry up and get here. I.might be 40 years old by the time it passes tnrough. 

[SAT 9,609]

23 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I swear if this so called Hurricane don't hurry up and get here. I.might be 40 years old by the time it passes tnrough. 

 

A man was rushing home to Staten Island NY, he ran down the entire length of the pier in lower Manhattan, jumping at full speed, he leaps across 20 feet of water and crash lands on the deck of the Staten Island ferry. He gets up, all scratched up, out of breath, wiped the sweat off his brows, and panted...

"Whew...made it..."

 

A deck hand who witnessed this, came over and said to the man,

"WT-F is your hurry, this boat's coming in!"

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The Dane sent the Troll to his first day of school without underwear on.

 

And to daycare today. 

 

 

Brroooooooooo. Parenting 101.