That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,365]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

he can put my wall back where it was, and quick smart.

"Build the wall!  Build the wall!  Build the wall, si man!"

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

I've been out mowing tonight.

Environmentally destructive Eh ma'am!  Environmentally destructive, ENVIRONMENTALLY DESTRUCTIVE Eh ma'am!

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

I've been lazy

If this includes naps, then you are forgiven, si Eh ma'am.

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

I could hardly believe how dark it got and how early.

This sucks, and we must do something about it, outrageous man.

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

it will take me Many days

Projected completion time precised, see Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

3 hours ago, theresaL said:

we do veer off into fallopian chat occasionally

[T-B. covers ears with hands] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA man

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes follopian chat

[T-B. covers ears with rest of body] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA man

[TBoneTX 45,365]

3 hours ago, theresaL said:

we [...] offer friendly support, give and get good advice

The best of which, of course, is to buy one or more pre-owned toilet seats today, si man.

3 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

I'm not really crying

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, rule of the thread AAW ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Tuesday back-report, see man:

Different HSM (Heap Strong Medicine) = better than Monday, not saying much man.

We are lurching like a drunk because of overcompensating in our gait, gee man.

 

Speaking of which, see man:

 

THE COP & THE DRUNK
A cop on the beat observed a drunk staggering severely because he was walking with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter.  Coming closer, he observed the drunk weeping bitterly.  The cop went up and tapped the drunk on the shoulder.  "My man, wouldn't it be easier to walk with both feet on the sidewalk?" he asked kindly.  "Oh, Officer!" said the drunk, visibly brightening.  "Thank you!  I thought I was crippled!"

[SAT 9,609]

Came home from vacation, super tired...

When was the last time I slept 8 hours straight? 

 

OK, how does a giant box of school supplies disappear from my house? 

My wife, that's how....

[SAT 9,609]

Oh yeah, the kids had a blast...

 

[SAT 9,609]

ok, my kids....

I'm doing a reconciliation of the spending and expenses for the trip. 

Every one of my 100 hi-lighters are gone.....

[Asia 2,498]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Oh yeah, the kids had a blast...

 

OMG she looks frightened!

[SAT 9,609]

So, I get home 10 o'clock last night. Go to sleep, wake up. I'm up to my nose. 

I go get some boxes, come home, there's a hundred kids in my house. Did I need this? Can I have some ###### peace and quiet to do this?  I have to sort out the kids school supplies, bring it to the school. So, as she's trying to entertain her sister and her idiot friend who never gives a   about disturbing others, I make her help me pack the kids boxes. Reconciliate the receipts from the trip against the credit cards (I made the mistake of using 2 different credit cards). I drop off the stuff in school. I get home at 130, my kids haven't eaten. Why? Because I have a ###### hundred kids in my house. 

 

My wife says "what's for lunch?"

I'm like, "well if you didn't have a hundred kids here, I'd take us out to lunch!"

And she gets mad at me. 

 

WT-F is wrong with my wife? She's ###### stupid right? She's gotta be ###### stupid....

Edited September 4, 2019 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

 

Yes I got rid of them. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

Now she's acting like I'm the bad guy. 

 

I said, "don't act like I'm the bad guy, you don't understand this because you don't do ####, I'm the one that's gotta do everything!"

[Ontarkie 14,236]

That's nuts. Sorry about that. 

 

I have 95% of the yard cut now. Break #2 is needed as breathing is important and well I needed a few hundred hits of the ole puffer.  Older girl is working on re enforcing the blueberry bushes enclosure. So we can move the chunnels to the blueberry bushes for the chickens to eat all the weeds that popped up. 

 

I'm looking for a security camera that can see right across the street into the neighbours back yard. The 20ish year old grandkid and his friends are always up to no good and our house is the prime target for some reason. 

[fip & jim 452]

21 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I know this is the rant thread but we must be very careful to not import anything from the other threads or violate any other TOS please. I hate having to put my mod hat on in here as this is such a great thread. 

I'm sorry if any of this pertains to me. It was never my intention to derail anything. My personality is an advocate so I I find it very difficult to ignore bullying. However it was never my intention to be divisive. 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,236]

5 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

I'm sorry if any of this pertains to me. It was never my intention to derail anything. My personality is an advocate so I I find it very difficult to ignore bullying. However it was never my intention to be divisive. 

 

 

I was just making the comment because I didn't want anyone feeling like things can be ignored in here. If you find bullying please report it, the mod team can't read every post or thread. 

[fip & jim 452]

35 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I was just making the comment because I didn't want anyone feeling like things can be ignored in here. If you find bullying please report it, the mod team can't read every post or thread. 

Understood.