That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

Well I'm gonna get a cleaning lady and a landscaper...

Speaking of cleaning lady, my MIL's 130 was approved. 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

Picture of your cleaning lady and gardener, now!

[TBoneTX 45,382]

19 hours ago, Asia said:

Here and there

You should be HERE only, oj tak!

Bad Asia!  Bad, BAD Asia!

19 hours ago, Asia said:

debating overwhat furniture to buy is making me tired

There is no debate, oj nie:  PRE-OWNED TOILET SEATS in every Lower Silesian loo, oj tak!

You know much, much better, oj tak.

Miss-obviousing Asia!  Miss-obviousing, MISS-OBVIOUSING Asia!

Edited August 30, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,382]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

Keeping my fingers crossed!

Had to show up at o'dark-Many, need zzz we man.

Taken to operating-room at Many:0Many, relatively early man.

Doc assured us that the proper disk (the LMany) would be shot up, assure MD we man.

Awoke at Many:Many, about Many (2x2x2x2-1) minutes man.

Released within Many hours of check-in, efficient man.

Brunched at IHOP with Mrs. T-B., ingest we with she man.

 

Numbing-medicine probably still in effect, numb we man.

Slight tingling still in foot, oh great man.

So far, walking/standing relatively easy, upstanding HomoErectus we man.

Edited August 29, 2019 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

You missed the story of my ###### neighbor that cost me a great cleaning lady! 

 

My neighbor had a nice cleaning lady named Lucy. They said she was great, so I hired her. And she was great. Then 1 day, my neighbor calls me up, swears up and down that the cleaning lady stole a check from their desk and cashed it. 

So, I fire her. She was in tears. 

 

A couple of months later, they tell me that it was their useless nephew that stole the check. 

 

I called the lady, told her everything. But she found other clients already. I felt so bad...

[TBoneTX 45,382]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

So, I fire her.

Ever heard of "trust but verify," huh man?

Ever heard of "innocence before guilt," huh man?

Ever heard of thuggy relatives, huh man?

 

Speaking of which, Mrs. T-B. & her amiga cleaned our casa yesterday, sense of impending doom all day we man.

Fortunately, only Many of our items were victimized, rescue items we man.

And we only briefly had to root through the garbage bin outside, sure beats last time man.

Furthermore, we intercepted & inventoried all of Mrs. T-B.'s purged clothes, donate we not she man.

Our favorite resale shop, and not Goodwill, will get them, much more relative appreciation man.

 

One item for donation is a huge suitcase, no thuggy relatives around here man.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

might buy a condo

Condo, n. - 1. an endangered California bird of prey, man.  2. a latex sleeve typically used for male birth control, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Speaking of cleaning lady, my MIL's 1Many0 was approved. 

Buy more suitcases right now, sigh man.

And celebrate her arrival by purchasing her a pre-owned toilet seat, perfect welcome man.

And use your valuable nanny as a cleaning-lady in the meantime, maximize personnel man.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

Pasta for din-din, being paged now we man.

Then going to Mini-B.'s karate class as observer, Hai Karate man.

This will leave a couple of hours for Steveklar to lamely refute the irrefutable truths above, good luck man.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

Back seemingly feeling a bit better, fingers & nerve roots crossed man.

A handful of very proximal GSs/ESs tomorrow, attend we man.

 

Cat prep (incl. Heap Strong Medicine) zzz man.

Mornin', POTS-orderin' Commie- and other babes with allocatable reputation-point inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

21 hours ago, SAT said:

New flat pic now...

It's not finished yet, so you'll have to wait a little longer

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

19 hours ago, Asia said:

It's not finished yet, so you'll have to wait a little longer

 

We all just need to know how much you spend on utilities.

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A rant about the state of my sinuses. I am getting over a cold and I think one of my sinuses is infected again. I'm not at the point that it hurts to touch it from the outside, but if it doesn't get better tomorrow, I think that will be coming shortly. I've tried flonase, nasal rinse, and ibuprofen.  This is the first time I've used a nasal rinse since I started getting fluid in my ears last year. Guess what happened? Saline in my ears. Ear pain. Ow. 

 

Is this what my 30s is about? My body breaking down?

[TBoneTX 45,382]

20 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've tried flonase, nasal rinse, and ibuprofen.

Time for amoxicillin or some other antibiotic, trust us Nola-B. ma'am.

21 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Is this what my Manys is about? My body breaking down?

    Just wait till you hit your Manys, si and sigh Nola-B. ma'am.

When we were Many years old, we were curious about the rumors concerning turning Many, si man.

When we actually turned Many, parts of our body that we didn't even know we had began hurting, ouch man.

Accordingly, welcome to your Manys, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

Because of our record-smashing sales week for POTSs, we gave our employees half the day off, generous Business Typhoon we man.

Successful Business Typhoon as we are, we took the other half of the day off ourself, relax we man.

 

We hit one GS and two ESs, separate report pending man.

We surprised Mini-B. by meeting him for lunch at his skool, surprised wee by we man.

We napped for 2 hours, never enough zzz for we man.

We retrieved Mini-B. from skool with intent to take him to karate class, retrieve we wee man.

Took Mini-B. to the casa when he declined karate, long week for wee man.

Shared pizza for din-din with Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., ingest we and she and wee man.

Gave Mini-B. his bath, no complaints by wee or we man.

Read Mini-B. a story from "Jack & Jill" magazine from January 1ManyMany1, many Manycades old man.

Will accompany Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. for former's extract-toothing on Saturday morn, ouch for wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,382]

Special Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

At the GS, we just missed a stack of "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" books, timing is everything man.

The take from the ESs, see man:

  -- Swingline stapler = $2, steal man

  -- 2 full large boxes Walmart fabric-softener sheets; fabric scissors; mostly full bottle fancy toner; 

          blouse for Mrs. T-B. = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2)

 

We have found 2 GSs for Saturday, perhaps attend we man.