That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 44,791]

3 hours ago, rrobin0609 said:

today, August Many'th

Today's date precised, si and  RR ma'am.

3 hours ago, rrobin0609 said:

Middle Child Appreciation Day! My favorite holiday as I'm the second born of Many daughters. Go appreciate the middle children you know!

Number of daughters precised, and emphasizing the perfect opportunity to grace everyone with a newly ordered Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, buy today man!

[TBoneTX 44,791]

3 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

I've seen a few posts where people type neutralized instead of naturalized. 

Or they have "filled" a form rather than filed it, si AAW ma'am.

Reminds us of an insult line involving one's immediate paternal ancestor and cream doughnuts, not for here man.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

My background check is still pending, likely due to this self employment issue. 

More likely because of your hard time at Riker's and SingSing, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,791]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've been telling my husband he now has to perpetuate the values and mythology of 'Merican Freedom.

1.  MAGA cap

2.  T-shirt that says "Relax, Gringo -- I'm Legal!"

[TBoneTX 44,791]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm the middle of Many girls too. I made sure to never have a middle child. 

Middlin' number precised, and you had #2, #Many, & #Many as middle children, because they are between #1 and #Many, si and  D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,791]

30 minutes ago, Lil bear said:

bewildering

Bewilderbeested LB ma'am!  Bewilderbeested, BEWILDERBEESTED... uh... hang on a minute here, si man...

[TBoneTX 44,791]

Casa A/C died about half past Many (2+2+1) p.m. on Sun. eve, parboil we man.

Tried to thaw coil & twice to reset entire system, fruitless man.

Made Many desperation late-night calls to allegedly "Many/Many" repair outfit, call we man.

No tech ever called back, no man.

 

Was over Many degrees F. upstairs, all medicines & jewelry melted man.

Repair = hosed capacitor, burnt-out man.

Casa might be recooled when we return after a hard, successful day of selling POTSs, order today man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

30 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Or they have "filled" a form rather than filed it, si AAW ma'am.

Reminds us of an insult line involving one's immediate paternal ancestor and cream doughnuts, not for here man.

I am constantly seeing "for sell" or "I'm saling" on FB. That can't even be an auto-correct because it isn't even a word.   There are a few people around here who also always use "n" instead of "and". That might have been ok during the flip phone era, but ye gods, I don't even think they are old enough to have owned one.

 

28 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

More likely because of your hard time at Riker's and SingSing, si Nola-B. ma'am.

And the sex change afterwards, since those are men's prisons.

 

27 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  MAGA cap

2.  T-shirt that says "Relax, Gringo -- I'm Legal!"

 

I got him this, but he refuses to wear it:

 

 

That is probably a good thing because it is a little gross. I'm going to see if he'll wear it to the firehall tonight. I might be able to convince him.

 

20 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Casa A/C died about half past Many (2+2+1) p.m. on Sun. eve, parboil we man.

Tried to thaw coil & twice to reset entire system, fruitless man.

Made Many desperation late-night calls to allegedly "Many/Many" repair outfit, call we man.

No tech ever called back, no man.

 

Was over Many degrees F. upstairs, all medicines & jewelry melted man.

Repair = hosed capacitor, burnt-out man.

Casa might be recooled when we return after a hard, successful day of selling POTSs, order today man.

 

High of 62° today. Don't even need air-conditioning.  

 

Fall is upon us.

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

You were adopted, and nobody likes you...

You would not believe how much I wished that as a child. 

55 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Middlin' number precised, and you had #2, #Many, & #Many as middle children, because they are between #1 and #Many, si and  D ma'am!

😛

23 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I am constantly seeing "for sell" or "I'm saling" on FB. That can't even be an auto-correct because it isn't even a word.   There are a few people around here who also always use "n" instead of "and". That might have been ok during the flip phone era, but ye gods, I don't even think they are old enough to have owned one.

 

 

High of 62° today. Don't even need air-conditioning.  

 

Fall is upon us.

 

 

 

OMG I hate that and I can't spell worth a darn and it drives me nuts. 

 

I like summer and fall can wait until fall and not start just yet. I want to get to OCtober with my pool  

[fip & jim 452]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Fib must be working her brains out at her new gig...

I got you figured out. You're a wind-up merchant. 

 

I finished for today. 

[fip & jim 452]

I'm sorry about your grandpa @rrobin0609. That was a lovely personal touch (putting a coin in his pocket). 

[fip & jim 452]

My favorite spelling mistake on VJ was "incarnation" instead of "incarceration". I made a joke about it but it didn't go down too well.... 🙄

 

Back in the days of our LDR we used to have fun on WhatsApp as it would autocorrect some words in to rude words. Lasagna, matzo, pencil, jitters were some I remember.

[fip & jim 452]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm the middle of 3 girls too. I made sure to never have a middle child. 

You made really sure. 

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Or they have "filled" a form rather than filed it, si AAW ma'am.

 

44 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I am constantly seeing "for sell" or "I'm saling" on FB. That can't even be an auto-correct because it isn't even a word.  

 

10 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

My favorite spelling mistake on VJ was "incarnation" instead of "incarceration". I made a joke about it but it didn't go down too well

 

I get what I would describe as a mental rash when I find someone using than instead of then -and vice versa-, confusing affect with effect or non chalantly declaring "I could care less". 😑

 

But, I think the one I'm most "allergic" to, is per say.😵 *I feel dirty just by typing such aberration*

 

[rrobin0609 387]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I got him this, but he refuses to wear it:

 

 

My husband chose this and he refuses to stop wearing it