That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

 

Fib must be working her brains out at her new gig...

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

I've seen a few posts where people type neutralized instead of naturalized. 

Wonder if it is a matter of autocorrection or they really think they've been neutralized.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

26 minutes ago, rrobin0609 said:

Feeling pretty crappy today. Last week I only less than two and a half days. First I took a day off for my husband's AOS interview. Then I took a day and a half because my grandpa died. I probably could have taken another day off, but I would have just sat at home watching Netflix and wallowing. It's not like it was unexpected, but he declined really quickly over the last three months. Before the funeral, we sneaked a 2019 penny into his shirt pocket- he made a lot of clocks (at last count two years ago, he and my grandma had 72 clocks that he made in their house) and he always put a penny in from the year he made them in it. My dad told someone and they responded that he'd use it to make his first clock in heaven. Saturday was the funeral and my husband's green card arrived; the day was bittersweet.

 

In other news, today, August 12th, is Middle Child Appreciation Day! My favorite holiday as I'm the second born of three daughters. Go appreciate the middle children you know!

 

He sounds like he was a really neat guy. I'm sorry for your loss.  

 

My middle child is a bit of an energy vampire, so he gets his full everyday. Right now he is talking to me, because he never stops talking to everyone, anywhere. 

 

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Fib must be working her brains out at her new gig...

I wish I was too, in some regards. My background check is still pending, likely due to this self employment issue. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 minute ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

I've seen a few posts where people type neutralized instead of naturalized. 

Wonder if it is a matter of autocorrection or they really think they've been neutralized.

 

I've been telling my husband he now has to perpetuate the values and mythology of 'Merican Freedom. In some ways, you could say he has been freedomized. 

[SAT 9,609]

8 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

He sounds like he was a really neat guy. I'm sorry for your loss.  

 

My middle child is a bit of an energy vampire, so he gets his full everyday. Right now he is talking to me, because he never stops talking to everyone, anywhere. 

 

I wish I was too, in some regards. My background check is still pending, likely due to this self employment issue. 

 

1- Turtle 🐢 is the same way! The girl never shuts up lmao. Lately, she's infatuated/ obsessed with Addison from disney zombies...

 

2- well maybe if you didn't do time up the river....

[rrobin0609 387]

10 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

He sounds like he was a really neat guy. I'm sorry for your loss.  

Thanks. He was the best 💗

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I'm starving...

[Ontarkie 14,143]

2 hours ago, rrobin0609 said:

Feeling pretty crappy today. Last week I only less than two and a half days. First I took a day off for my husband's AOS interview. Then I took a day and a half because my grandpa died. I probably could have taken another day off, but I would have just sat at home watching Netflix and wallowing. It's not like it was unexpected, but he declined really quickly over the last three months. Before the funeral, we sneaked a 2019 penny into his shirt pocket- he made a lot of clocks (at last count two years ago, he and my grandma had 72 clocks that he made in their house) and he always put a penny in from the year he made them in it. My dad told someone and they responded that he'd use it to make his first clock in heaven. Saturday was the funeral and my husband's green card arrived; the day was bittersweet.

 

In other news, today, August 12th, is Middle Child Appreciation Day! My favorite holiday as I'm the second born of three daughters. Go appreciate the middle children you know!

 

I'm so sorry for your loss. 

 

 

I'm the middle of 3 girls too. I made sure to never have a middle child. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I made sure to never have a middle child. 

You just have a couple of them.  

[Ontarkie 14,143]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

You just have a couple of them.  

Nope kids pair up naturally. Never a middle. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Rant: when you update your profile, VJ now requires a real city to be listed for location. Obviously not doing that.

 

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

Nope kids pair up naturally. Never a middle. 

 

You think? My kids don't really do that. I think they all hate each other at the moment.

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

27 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

 

I'm the middle of 3 girls too. I made sure to never have a middle child. 

 

You were adopted, and nobody likes you...

[Lil bear 4,084]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

You were adopted, and nobody likes you...

You know ...  seeing an isolated post in the middle of a thread you  haven’t looked at for quite a while is highly amusing / confusing / bewildering ... 

note to self: either follow more regularly or not at all ! 🤪

[TBoneTX 44,791]

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7 hours ago, Asia said:

sorry for being AWOL for some time!

A likely story, you wayward Polish Commie-babe you, oj tak!

7 hours ago, Asia said:

Still getting settled in my new flat

You've been partying nonstop because you've got no self-control and you don't want any, oj tak and nie!

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