That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Quantify enjoy.

 

<shrugs> 

1-10?

 

[fip & jim 452]

8

[SAT 9,609]

Not too shabby...

What would have made it a 10?

[fip & jim 452]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Not too shabby...

What would have made it a 10?

Not so many beggars & not having to compromise ( family life, bleugh)

[SAT 9,609]

24 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Not so many beggars 

 

Oh you went to NYC and San Fran too?

[NikLR 13,227]

Job is going well.  So busy with new things.  I feel like I have oodles of time to do everything, and then poof it's time to go home.  But I feel accomplished each day.

 

Too bad the dog isn't feeling well. I think he's eating some bush or tree outside.  He's been vomiting and had the D.  So he's stuck in the kitchen, poor guy.  He already got some meds from the vet.  I have an appt for him monday if he feels worse or isn't better.  Boss will understand if I'm late. 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

 

 

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Job is going well.  So busy with new things.  I feel like I have oodles of time to do everything, and then poof it's time to go home.  But I feel accomplished each day.

 

Too bad the dog isn't feeling well. I think he's eating some bush or tree outside.  He's been vomiting and had the D.  So he's stuck in the kitchen, poor guy.  He already got some meds from the vet.  I have an appt for him monday if he feels worse or isn't better.  Boss will understand if I'm late. 

Glad the job is going well. 

 

Sorry about the dog. My dumb dog the mini doxy decided to try to eat a wasp. Needless to say he was stung just under the eye. All swollen  and pathetic looking now. Gave him some Benadryl and he slept it off. 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

Someone just shot at my house. (turns out a pellet gun) but we could see anyone or cars out there so the Hillbilly went outside to see if some bird smashed the window. While he was peaking around the corner to make sure no one was out there they shot at him. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

19 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Someone just shot at my house. (turns out a pellet gun) but we could see anyone or cars out there so the Hillbilly went outside to see if some bird smashed the window. While he was peaking around the corner to make sure no one was out there they shot at him. 

 

That isn't ok at all. I'm glad it wasn't more dangerous, but I hope the police are taking it seriously.

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

It scared the living daylights out of us. The Hillbilly heard the second shot hit the side of the house when they shot at him, but didn't see anyone. He couldn't tell what they were shooting, he said it had a suppressor on it? 

 

I called 911 it felt like it took forever to get here.  The officer was honest and said they doubt they will find the kids who did it. There are 3 cars and they will be driving around for awhile to look for them. 

[TBoneTX 44,787]

13 hours ago, fip & jim said:

I've been vacationing my brains out as you so charmingly put it. Back home now and back to some semblance of reality.

We hope that you vacated quite well and have returned quite vacant, si F&J ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

13 hours ago, fip & jim said:

Early pregnancy is a roller coaster

This is an understatement, si and  F&J ma'am.

More accurately, "Beware ye of the psychotic First Manymester," run and hide man.

13 hours ago, fip & jim said:

what's needed is a steadying influence when emotions are high.

No no no, F&J ma'am.  Monologue from the psychotic First Manymester here, see ma'am:

 

[T-B. & Mrs. T-B. lying in bed, Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes till midnight man]

Mrs. T-B. [snarling]:  I want mangoes!  Very hard, and very green!

[T-B. blows out to supermarket and accomplishes mission before they close, fortunate man]

[TBoneTX 44,787]

13 hours ago, theresaL said:

do some material shopping for the remodeling work we're planning to start next year on the French house.

You can and should do so by ordering multiple Pre-Owned Toilet Seats from us right now, si TL ma'am.

Our "We Surrender" model is always a top seller in France, oui TL ma'am.

Of course, just for you, we shall extend our handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i TL ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We are done now too

The lazy, indolent, negligent Ontarklar has infected you too, see we Nola-B. ma'am!   

Bad lazy indolent negligent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD indolent INDOLENT negligent NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane became a citizen yesterday!

Thus increasing our country's ox-like strength, remember to fill out in census man!

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

And then forbade me from wearing a cool steampunk style corset

As an American male, he is to -- by tradition, rule, and default -- answer "Yes, Dear" to every wifely statement/action, educate new citizens man.