That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 45,835]

3 hours ago, theresaL said:

My stepdaughter thinks she doesn't have a choice.

Oh, but she has MANY choices among stock and custom pre-owned toilet seats, banish her worries man!

[TBoneTX 45,835]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

I did tie it down and then  had to drive myself off for stitches.

You're fit to be tied, and your tales keep us all in stitches, accentuate the positive Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

23 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I have honey bees in my carport attic.

Is this better than having bats in your belfry, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,835]

Back report, see and sigh man:

 

Thurs.:  Get shot in back, high hopes man

Fri.:  Very good day, encouraging man

Weekend:  Both days sucked, discouraging man

Mon.-Tues.:  Better than weekend but not as good as Fri., some hope man

Wed.:  Sucked, ouch man

Thurs.:  Doc shooting other victims, out of office man.

Fri.:  Will call to report minimal effect & ask why no one called us about our condition, call & ask we man.

Edited August 8, 2019 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,365]

7 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Is this better than having bats in your belfry, huh D ma'am?

Much better

[TBoneTX 45,835]

Maybe your bees will get eaten if they fly into your belfry, think positive D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

Falling asleep at keyboard, no nap this eve man.

Cat prep (Heap Strong Medicine) zzz man.

Mornin', grossly absent Commie- and other babes with highly allocatable reputation-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

52 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Back report, see and sigh man:

 

Thurs.:  Get shot in back, high hopes man

Fri.:  Very good day, encouraging man

Weekend:  Both days sucked, discouraging man

Mon.-Tues.:  Better than weekend but not as good as Fri., some hope man

Wed.:  Sucked, ouch man

Thurs.:  Doc shooting other victims, out of office man.

Fri.:  Will call to report minimal effect & ask why no one called us about our condition, call & ask we man.

 

Maybe you have some weird nerve anatomy?

 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Registered kids for school today. Seems unnecessary since they already have all of our paperwork. Yet again, someone knows who I am and I have no idea who they are. I came sans kids and my hair is a normal color at the moment, so it wasn't that.  

 

Happily chatting away to a mom she just met is the new school employee in charge of this affair and fellow fire wife. Basically doesn't acknowledge my existence.  Thanks.  Then again, I didn't really acknowledge her... so maybe this is a 50/50 fail. I've got an (un)earned reputation for being aloof and a little too open minded.  

 

Edited August 8, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[cdneh 3,112]

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That storm came out of nowhere too. Sorry you got hurt. 

It really did! Not fifteen minutes before that I checked the weather, to work out if I ought to water the garden or not, and it said no rain. 

I'm feeling sorry for myself today, Ive got a thumping great headache. I am my own worst enemy

[Ontarkie 14,365]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Registered kids for school today. Seems unnecessary since they already have all of our paperwork. Yet again, someone knows who I am and I have no idea who they are. I came sans kids and my hair is a normal color at the moment, so it wasn't that.  

 

Happily chatting away to a mom she just met is the new school employee in charge of this affair and fellow fire wife. Basically doesn't acknowledge my existence.  Thanks.  Then again, I didn't really acknowledge her... so maybe this is a 50/50 fail. I've got an (un)earned reputation for being aloof and a little too open minded.  

 

I never understood this about schools here. i'm bad for not recognizing ppl I might have met once. I had someone I met on IG come up to me in PetCo. Once I got home I had to go look her up. 

 

Also I see so much time put into their stupid parent teachers meetings. Such of a waist of time for them to tell you diddly squat. If your child is having issues I would be pissed to not hear about it much earlier than these stupid meetings. I'm so happy to be done with schools. 

 

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

It really did! Not fifteen minutes before that I checked the weather, to work out if I ought to water the garden or not, and it said no rain. 

I'm feeling sorry for myself today, Ive got a thumping great headache. I am my own worst enemy

We happen to just get out of the pool and were drying off. 

Hope the head doesn't hurt too long. Try to rest and pamper yourself. 

[cdneh 3,112]

Who goes half way across the country to a 50th reunion, takes lots of photos of said event, and then manages to lose her camera? I do. 

[TBoneTX 45,835]

On 8/8/2019 at 12:11 AM, N-o-l-a said:

Maybe you have some weird nerve anatomy?

Maybe none of the doctors want to shoot the nerve that's actually hosed and causing the symptoms, huh and grrr man?

We shall call doc who shot us and report here, si and sigh and grrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

On 8/8/2019 at 12:34 AM, N-o-l-a said:

my hair is a normal color at the moment

Anonymous Nola-B. ma'am!  Anonymous, ANONYMOUS Nola-B. ma'am!

On 8/8/2019 at 12:34 AM, N-o-l-a said:

I've got an (un)earned reputation for being aloof

Reputedly aloof Nola-B. ma'am!  Reputedly aloof, REPUTEDLY ALOOF Nola-B. ma'am!

On 8/8/2019 at 12:34 AM, N-o-l-a said:

a little too open minded

Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,835]

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm feeling sorry for myself today

Feel-sorry-selfing Eh ma'am!  Feel-sorry-selfing, FEEL-SORRY-SELFING Eh ma'am!

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

Ive got a thumping great headache.

Ache-head great-thumping Eh ma'am!  Ache-head, ACHE-HEAD great-thumping GREAT-THUMPING Eh ma'am!

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am my own worst enemy

Enemy-worst-owning Eh ma'am!  Enemy-worst-owning, ENEMY-WORST-OWNING Eh ma'am!

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

Who [...] manages to lose her camera? I do. 

Rubia Eh ma'am!  Rubia, RUBIA Eh ma'am!