That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Being totally serious for a fleeting moment, gracias to Steveklar for whatever he did on Many/Many these Many years ago today (Wed.), si man.

 

Now back to the scathing insults, si man.

Edited September 11, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Scintillating repartee on Wed., yawn man.

 

Our chief back-problem is moderately better, but every other muscle has taken turns objecting all day every day, obviously compensating for something man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Scintillating repartee again today, yawn man.

We need fizzicle therapy in the worst way, get compensating other-muscles off the road man.

Fizzicle therapist out of town for another couple or Many days at least, absent she man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

We have sad news to report, sigh man.

A pair of our brown dress-shoes has given up the ghost, prematurely man.

We had bought them at a Goodwill Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) years ago, buy we man.

The cost, if we recall, was approximately Many ($2x2x2 - [2+2+1] cents + tax), approximate we man.

Yesterday, the heels on BOTH shoes shredded for some reason, mysterious man.

They were not designer shoes, Ecco or some such man.

Accordingly, we will reluctantly throw them out, bye and sigh man.

Shame that the net cost vs. use ended up being over $1 per year, rip-off man.

And now we are down to only Many (2+2+2+1) pairs of brown dress-shoes, thinner selection man.

[cdneh 3,112]

New washer and dryer delivered and installed. I am told I can check on the status of either using my smart phone. Good night nurse, when I said  I hoped the darned things weren't wifi enabled, I was kidding!

Laundry. And plenty of it.

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We have sad news to report, sigh man.

A pair of our brown dress-shoes has given up the ghost, prematurely man.

We had bought them at a Goodwill Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) years ago, buy we man.

The cost, if we recall, was approximately Many ($2x2x2 - [2+2+1] cents + tax), approximate we man.

Yesterday, the heels on BOTH shoes shredded for some reason, mysterious man.

They were not designer shoes, Ecco or some such man.

Accordingly, we will reluctantly throw them out, bye and sigh man.

Shame that the net cost vs. use ended up being over $1 per year, rip-off man.

And now we are down to only Many (2+2+2+1) pairs of brown dress-shoes, thinner selection man.

If the shoes themselves are still in reasonable shape, you might get them re heeled.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

New washer and dryer delivered and installed.

Fotos now or they were neither delivered nor installed, see or no Eh ma'am.

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

the darned things

You watch your language, young lady Eh ma'am!

Out-warsh your mouth with laundry soap, si Eh ma'am!

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Laundry. And plenty of it.

Rely on our years of sage advice and our august presence here as Official Thread-Laundress, and you shall overcome, Clean for Gene si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

If the shoes themselves are still in reasonable shape, you might get them re heeled.

We are probably too cheap to pay more to re-heel shoes than the shoes cost in the first place, $i Eh ma'am.

Cheaper to find completely new ones at an ES or resale store, si man.

However, we still have Many (2+2+2+1) pairs of brown ones, male Imelda Marcos we man.

Maybe this is heaven's way of purging the supply, theorize we man.

 

We are very self-proud that ALL of our brown shoes and (if memory serves we man) all but one pair of our black shoes were purchased resale or from ESs, thrifty astute hunt-bargaining cheap we man.

 

And fotos of new laundry appliances now, see Eh ma'am!

And order yourself at least one pre-owned toilet seat to celebrate your new laundry appliances, si Eh ma'am!

[theresaL 408]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Rely on our . . .  august presence here .

But, it's September.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

12 hours ago, theresaL said:

But, it's Manytember.

We were already aware of our intentional and elegant pun, see TL ma'am.

And name of current month precised, si and  TL ma'am!

 

For your P-math grammatical edification, oj tak:

Manytember

Manyober

Manyvember

Manycember

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Friday back-report, see man:

 

Commandeer an excavator from a construction site and scoop out our L-spine and in fact also our T-spine now, just do it man.

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

Thought the best one was when people apply for neutralization, but that one has been dethroned by adjusting of statue. 😅

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Friday back-report, see man:

 

Commandeer an excavator from a construction site and scoop out our L-spine and in fact also our T-spine now, just do it man.

 

This is why you need a NEW ergonomic toilet seat.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

need a NEW ergonomic toilet seat

We have original equipment and retrofitted models available in-house, order yours now Nola-B. ma'am.

Ergonomical Nola-B.ma'am!  Ergonomical, ERGONOMICAL Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Most stops were duds and we weren't particularly in a buying mood, dud and we man.

The take, see man:

  -- book = half a buck, deal man

Total = $half a buck, si man

 

However, when we went to browse idly at our favorite resale store, we got this, see man:

  -- brown dress-slacks = $2, steal man

[TBoneTX 44,787]

We took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to breakfast at a Mexican restaurant, enjoyable man.

For the first time ever, the waitresses were actually bilingual, yes and si man.

 

The local Fire Department guys were all eating there, in shifts man.

 

Mrs. T-B. noticed as we surreptitiously eyed a rubia customer, see she we man.

Fortunately, all food that could have been thrown had already been eaten, clean-remaining garments on we man.