That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[SAT 9,609]

Why Niki...that's rather explicit...

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[N-o-l-a 7,167]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

There's no "when" about it, and everyone's on the ride, come join in Nola-B. ma'am.

Speaking of which, you're overdue to order another pre-owned toilet seat, si ma'am.

I'm not putting my bare butt on anything pre-owned.

 

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The fierce erranding referenced above bears referencing, see man.

 

We arose at o'dark-Many because Mini-B. had a dentist caucus* at Many a.m., opening time man.

    *2 big cavities and 1 small one, Many man

We got there when Mini-B. was in the chair but nothing had started yet, seat and no man.

Mini-B. was given nitrous oxide but did nothing to qualify for AFV, too bad man.

He was very good indeed, proud we of wee man.

 

Have you been letting him drink juice or something? 

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah some people will put their bare butt on anything...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

This weekend recounted through benadryl:

 

Rented a rug doctor: cleaned cars and carpets in house

 

Went out to a friend's field, got rocks, and built a fire pit.  Made marshmallows in between spells of rain

 

Cleaned out fridge and giant chest freezer, defrosted said freezer.  It is now so empty.

 

Tried to work out, but arms jello.

 

Made bread and about 80000 pancakes for freezing

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,091]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm not putting my bare butt on anything pre-owned.

Ah, but OUR products are all thoroughly sanitized to the most stringent standard, si Nola-B. ma'am.

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Have you been letting him drink juice or something?

He eats & drinks anything, chip off old block wee man.

Might have his mommy's rotten teeth, chip off old blockette wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,091]

33 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

This weekend recounted through benadryl:

We approve, si Nola-B. ma'am.

33 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Made bread and about Many,000 pancakes

Pancake population precised, si man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,091]

Gripping Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave casa, optimal Sunday man.

Conquered the minimum Many (2+1) laundry loads, vanquish we man.

Needed, took, and still need a nap, zzz need we man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Ah, but OUR products are all thoroughly sanitized to the most stringent standard, si Nola-B. ma'am.

He eats & drinks anything, chip off old block wee man.

Might have his mommy's rotten teeth, chip off old blockette wee man.

 

So, my teeth and ex-husband's are terrible. We both had root canals before 20.  Daughter is almost 11. 3 years in dental appliances. She had a check up this month by the regular dentist. Still no cavities.  I think the key is no juice or soda, and proper brushing. I wish my parents had enforced that for me. 

[NikLR 13,227]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

So, my teeth and ex-husband's are terrible. We both had root canals before 20.  Daughter is almost 11. 3 years in dental appliances. She had a check up this month by the regular dentist. Still no cavities.  I think the key is no juice or soda, and proper brushing. I wish my parents had enforced that for me. 

Never had a cavity as a kid.  Did drink juice and soda but had to brush teeth regularly.  Had first cavity as teenager and then 7 as an adult because rye and coke.  Lol

[TBoneTX 45,091]

Some people have cavities between their ears, observe we confidentially man.

[TBoneTX 45,091]

Here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat for this week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., August Many'th

National Women's Equality Day = every chica deserves to order, bestow, or be given a POTS

 

Tues., August Many'th

National POTS de Creme Day = need we say more about the quality of your newly ordered POTS?

 

Wed., August Many'th

National Power Rangers Day = they will beat you up unless your order a POTS today

 

Thurs., August Many'th

National Chop Suey Day = your POTS comes delectably smeared with this, for easy off-licking

 

Fri., August Many'th

National College Colors Day = hereby decorated comes your very own POTS

 

Sat., August Many'st

National Matchmaker Day = you and your POTS are a perfect match if you order today

 

Sun., Sept. 1

National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day = what the heck -- order yourself a POTS!

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Wooden toilet seats are more comfortable, but I hate how the paint on the underside of the seat gets stained after a while. I bought a plastic one with a nightlight this time.

 

 

Also, I have a sore throat. I'm trying to resist the urge to go get snacks. 

 

 

 

[cdneh 3,112]

I took the dog back to the vet today. She's been dragging  her face across the carpet, across the furniture, in fact against any surface. She may need more teeth out, the poor thing. We are trying her on some pain relief for ten days, if she improves, and then after that length of time she starts up again, we will have to do x-rays and maybe another extraction.

 

I am off to the blessed laundromat tomorrow.  I cannot remember the last time I went to one of those. Wednesday I am off in search of new machines.

 

Today is my birthday. Himself used very good sense and has given me a pair of proper wellies, and the winter socks to go in them. Practical gift, my favorite type.

 

[theresaL 408]

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!

 

There should be some Labor Day weekend sales going on at Lowes, HD, Best Buy, etc. Also, check out an appliance store that may have scratch and dent discounts on new machines if it doesn't bother you that they're not "perfect".

 

Poor doggy. Hope she gets better.

[theresaL 408]

Man the forums are boring tonight. Just politics ad nauseum, 2020 election speculation, and impatient people. I'm a gunna go home as soon as Frenchy picks me up.