That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[theresaL 408]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

Bought a watch today. Kinda got buyer's remorse...

 

Been messing with the quad all day, gotta go shower now. Not takin' to you guys no mo...

That's the bad karma you get for not giving me my tweny dollar.

[SAT 9,609]

6 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I’m surprised at the custom plates I see in ND. Peaches might be a possibility. 

 

No way man....

Actually I can run plates in all 50 states and canada. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

6 minutes ago, theresaL said:

That's the bad karma you get for not giving me my tweny dollar.

 

Like you, I stared looking for a watch like a week ago to replace my black colored chronograph that I bought when I was in  HK back in 2013. 

I started looking at Seiko, Citizen, Tissot....

100....200...300...1000....

[theresaL 408]

I checked, it's not available in MO. I even tried different combinations. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Just now, theresaL said:

I checked, it's not available in MO. I even tried different combinations. 

See? 

 

Anyway, I gotta take the kids to the guinea feast over here. Check you later.....

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Guinea feast 

 

https://brooklynreporter.com/2019/07/local-pol-named-grand-marshal-of-43rd-annual-santa-rosalia-feast/

[SAT 9,609]

It's super crowded up there...

Here's the candy apple stand. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,092]

17 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

I shall take a heated one!

Call the toll-free POTS line at 1-Many00-ManyManyMany-ManyManyManyMany to place your order, si C-ma'am ma'am.

17 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

Does it come with any gadgets like the Japanese ones?

Create your POTS by means of the personalized a la carte method, si C-ma'am ma'am.

Dial the above number and press "Many" to pick your accessories, easy-peasy C-ma'am ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,092]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Here in Brooklyn, when your friend gets a new car, you throw a Many on the floor for good luck. 

No wonder the residents are bankrupt ne'er-do-wells, no surprise man.

And no wonder Ciudad de Nueva York, and indeed Estado de Nueva York, are bankrupt, yawn man.

 

We worked our way up by our jockstraps, codpiece man.

We hung out at self-service car-warshes, out-hung we man.

We would swoop into the vacuum bays and pick up the loose coinage abandoned by patrons, $i man.

We used this capital to fund our start-up POTS business, shrewd we man.

Now we are a respected -- oj nie, revered -- business typhoon, natural outgrowth man.

[TBoneTX 45,092]

We have mentioned in previous threads that we (of course) have a reserved parking space at our POTS headquarters, duh man.  The HQ also has a Many-story parking garage for employees & visitors, si man.

 

We can rarely use our reserved space because of the hordes of desperate seek-jobbers who supplicate us for employment, pests man.

 

We therefore direct our day's chauffeur (Jeeves or Smedley) to lose these peasants by zooming the POTS limousine up to a random floor of the POTS garage, anonymous there we man.

 

We make a game of charting which floor we park on, and, on each Friday, we see which ZIP Code the numbers of the floors correspond to for that week's parking, fun man.

 

There is no first or Many'th (2x2x2+1th) floor, no man.  If we take a day off, we assign a 0, sensible man.

 

Here are the cities/towns/hamlets corresponding to recent weeks of parking, variety man:

 

Wesley, Ark.

Mumford, Tex.

Wanblee, S.D.

Calvert, Tex.

 

North Zulch, Tex.

Moose Lake, Minn.

Maud, Tex.

Oceanport, N.J.

 

W. Rutland, Vt.

Fairmont, Okla.

Sherwood, Tenn.

Huffman, Tex.

 

Seminole, Fla.

Larue, Tex.

Port Barre, La.

McKinney, Tex.

 

Riverside, Tex.

Tangerine, Fla.

Rivervale, Ark.

Aguas Buenas, P.R.

 

Queen City, Tex.

Liverpool, Tex.

Portsmouth, Va.

Worthing, S.D.

 

Orrville, Ala.

Beaumont, Tex.

Meadows Place, Tex.

Paisley, Fla.

 

Most of these places are rather small, research we man.  McKinney and Beaumont are probably the largest, if memory serves we man.

 

In real life, we have been to only Many (2+2+1) of the above places, 1 in Virginia and the other Many in Texas man.

 

Such an interesting post is this, unarguably man!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Such an interesting post is this, unarguably man!

When you get dementia, it is going to be a wild ride for your loved ones. 

[NikLR 13,227]

12 hours ago, theresaL said:

I checked, it's not available in MO. I even tried different combinations. 

P3ach3s

P34ches

Pe4ches

P34ch3s

Edited August 24, 2019 by NikLR

[SAT 9,609]

I ate some of this stuff last night. Made me sick.....

 

 

 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

Righteous rant of the weekend...

 

I'm on my normal weekend run this morning, I'm tired having run about 6 miles but I'm on the home stretch of the last 2 miles. It's 9:00 AM and still relatively cool - low 70's. Some 25-ish yr old guy pops out of his neighborhood, just slightly behind me as I cross to his side of the street. So he goes zooming by me. No biggie. But then he takes off his shirt to show the whole world his glorious torso. Leave the dang shirt on already. I detest guys of any age or shape that feel the need to take off their shirt for anything other than swimming. I don't care if you're 25 and buff, 40 with a pot belly, 50 and buff but with pasty white skin and lesions, or a 60 year old dude with a saggy chest re-living your glory years. No one wants to see you without your shirt.  If you want to do it in the privacy or your own home, I have no problem, just not out in public.

 

By the way, I'm an infrequent gym goer - maybe once every 2 months. I don't recall guys removing their shirts in a gym. This seems more like an outdoor running/cycling/whatever activity. Do gyms require guys to keep their shirts on?

 

Rant done.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

13 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

Righteous rant of the weekend...

 

I'm on my normal weekend run this morning, I'm tired having run about 6 miles but I'm on the home stretch of the last 2 miles. It's 9:00 AM and still relatively cool - low 70's. Some 25-ish yr old guy pops out of his neighborhood, just slightly behind me as I cross to his side of the street. So he goes zooming by me. No biggie. But then he takes off his shirt to show the whole world his glorious torso. Leave the dang shirt on already. I detest guys of any age or shape that feel the need to take off their shirt for anything other than swimming. I don't care if you're 25 and buff, 40 with a pot belly, 50 and buff but with pasty white skin and lesions, or a 60 year old dude with a saggy chest re-living your glory years. No one wants to see you without your shirt.  If you want to do it in the privacy or your own home, I have no problem, just not out in public.

 

By the way, I'm an infrequent gym goer - maybe once every 2 months. I don't recall guys removing their shirts in a gym. This seems more like an outdoor running/cycling/whatever activity. Do gyms require guys to keep their shirts on?

 

Rant done.

 

I like seeing buff guys without their shirts on. I like seeing guys with dad bods without theirs on too.  Buuuuut, I also think women should be able to take off theirs. #freethenipple

 

Most gyms require shirts for hygiene. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by N-o-l-a