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Scottish Mernymph
Scottish Mernymph

Never one to do anything by half measures.... ...today I had my first unaccompanied drive here.....just a wee 4.5 hour, interstate jaunt-including hitting Indiana expressway at rush hour at dusk

fip & jim
fip & jim

I just got an email saying they accept I can't provide transcripts and that the job offer is still on. Phew!   Thanks for your support today guys. 🙏🏻

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Hi all, been completely AWOL ...in brief,  husband steadily declined in health from last I was here. Been in hospital all that time,  save for 3 days at the end of the first week.  Doctors delive

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19 hours ago, NikLR said:

Got me a big ol raise to a salary position. /nervous

Don't be nervous about now earning $Many, no Niki-B. ma'am -- feast your mind on the number and quality of pre-owned toilet seats that you can now afford, si ma'am!  We will personally supervise fulfillment of your order, si ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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16 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

I need POTs in my house.. can I get a quote?

Most cost $Many, si C-ma'am ma'am.

The most elegant cost $Many00, si C-ma'am ma'am.

Those in our casa cost $Many,000, $i man.

16 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

NOTHING like a cook culo, indeed!

If you want us to cook your culo, we also have heated POTS models, si C-ma'am ma'am.

Just turn up all the way and sit till well-done, easy ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile tonight, helpful we man.

By our cipherin', we calculate that there was less than one ounce of gas left, all-time record man.

 

Fortunately, we made it to the gas station where we get Many (2+2+1) cents off per gallon if we use the station's credit card, pleased we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Most cost $Many, si C-ma'am ma'am.

The most elegant cost $Many00, si C-ma'am ma'am.

Those in our casa cost $Many,000, $i man.

If you want us to cook your culo, we also have heated POTS models, si C-ma'am ma'am.

Just turn up all the way and sit till well-done, easy ma'am.

LOL clearly a misspell BUT a toasty culo is welcome in the winter. I shall take a heated one! Does it come with any gadgets like the Japanese ones?

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile tonight, helpful we man.

By our cipherin', we calculate that there was less than one ounce of gas left, all-time record man.

 

Fortunately, we made it to the gas station where we get Many (2+2+1) cents off per gallon if we use the station's credit card, pleased we man.

 

As my father would say... you got to the gas station with only the smell of gas left in the tank.

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Speaking of cars and empty gas tanks reminded me that I forgot to tell ya'll about this. A couple of weeks ago we went to the peach orchard to buy fresh peaches and came home with this.

 

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Now Frenchy is learning to drive it.

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Ohhh, sexy car! Vroom, vroom! We had a Camaro and I loved driving it. Dudes would see me get out of it and some would give me the why-is-she driving-it? look. Mwuahaha LOVED IT. 

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Congrats on the promotion Niki, and the raise. 

 

Nice car Theresa, did you at least leave with some peaches too :D

 

I think I'm able to retire in about 10yrs. Man this 28 yrs just flew by hahahaha

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My link didn't work. See if this one does. Frenchy driving his new toy.

 

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13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Congrats on the promotion Niki, and the raise. 

 

Nice car Theresa, did you at least leave with some peaches too :D

 

I think I'm able to retire in about 10yrs. Man this 28 yrs just flew by hahahaha

Yes we did. We're thinking about custom license plates that say "peaches"

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3 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

Ohhh, sexy car! Vroom, vroom! We had a Camaro and I loved driving it. Dudes would see me could out of it and some would give me the why-is-she driving-it? look. Mwuahaha LOVED IT. 

I know !!!  I love messing with them at stop lights. 

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1 hour ago, theresaL said:

My link didn't work. See if this one does. Frenchy driving his new toy.

 

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Yes we did. We're thinking about custom license plates that say "peaches"

 

Frenchy is used to those sissy French cars that weigh 900 lbs, and have a sewing machine for an engine. And the horn goes "meep meep"...

 

There's no way "Peaches" is not already taken, in every state. 

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Here in Brooklyn, when your friend gets a new car, you throw a 20 on the floor for good luck. 

But, you're not in Brooklyn. So, you're not gettin' a twendy....

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1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

Frenchy is used to those sissy French cars that weigh 900 lbs, and have a sewing machine for an engine. And the horn goes "meep meep"...

 

There's no way "Peaches" is not already taken, in every state. 

I’m surprised at the custom plates I see in ND. Peaches might be a possibility. 

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

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7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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