That Itch You Can't Rant About (The Rant Thread)

[TBoneTX 44,787]

8 hours ago, fip & jim said:

Totally unsustainable. Re-connection and appreciation of vertebrae and realistic management is needed, man. Have you had MMR scan? You can't continue down this path. Pain is a pain. Pain is weary and debilitating. It's unacceptable to live in unmanageable pain. 

Si, F&J ma'am.

We tried calling doc's office, but they were out to lunch (in multiple senses), sigh man.

We mowed full lawn this eve and seem to have up-messed ourself even further, oh joy man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

7 hours ago, fip & jim said:

Many (2x2x2)

Enjoyment level precised, see and  F&J ma'am.

7 hours ago, SAT said:

What would have made it a Many?

it's ALREADY a Many, see and  man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Job is going well.  So busy with new things.  I feel like I have oodles of time to do everything, and then poof it's time to go home.  But I feel accomplished each day.

Well, finally, Niki-B. ma'am!    

Only better feeling would be if you were involved in the POTS industry, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Someone just shot at my house [...] so the Hillbilly went outside

Uh, brilliant move, huh D ma'am?

54 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I called Many11 it felt like it took forever to get here.

That's because you called Many11 instead of Many11, be more careful ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Met Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. at packed skool for orientation and Meeting the Teechur, si man.

Mini-B. will be in Many'rd grade this year, growing wee man.

Main teechur is an older ditzy rubia with Many (2x2x2x2 + [2x2x2]+2 years' experience, claim she man.

In same breath, she noted, "And I have only Many (2+1) years till retirement, si man," inspires confidence man.

Split-room teechur is young Hispanic guy who doesn't know Spanish, descendant man.

Projection on wall says "Please feel free e-mail me at _____," and he's the langwij arts teechur man.

[TBoneTX 44,787]

Mrs. T-B. flatly refuses to go to favorite resale shop's $1 sale on Sat., call divorce lawyer we man.

Instead, she wants to go on a day-trip, amazing man.

We shall mix in an ES & a GS along the way, keep streak alive man.

A couple of ESs are still running on Sunday, backup plan man.

[NikLR 13,227]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Someone just shot at my house. (turns out a pellet gun) but we could see anyone or cars out there so the Hillbilly went outside to see if some bird smashed the window. While he was peaking around the corner to make sure no one was out there they shot at him. 

Thats scary! what that heck!  

[NikLR 13,227]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Met Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. at packed skool for orientation and Meeting the Teechur, si man.

Mini-B. will be in Many'rd grade this year, growing wee man.

Main teechur is an older ditzy rubia with Many (2x2x2x2 + [2x2x2]+2 years' experience, claim she man.

In same breath, she noted, "And I have only Many (2+1) years till retirement, si man," inspires confidence man.

Split-room teechur is young Hispanic guy who doesn't know Spanish, descendant man.

Projection on wall says "Please feel free e-mail me at _____," and he's the langwij arts teechur man.

I read it twice just to make sure that it was equally incorrect the second time. 

[fip & jim 452]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mrs. T-B. [snarling]:  I want mangoes!  Very hard, and very green!

 

Are you sure she meant mangoes?

[fip & jim 452]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Someone just shot at my house. (turns out a pellet gun) but we could see anyone or cars out there so the Hillbilly went outside to see if some bird smashed the window. While he was peaking around the corner to make sure no one was out there they shot at him. 

What the heck?! Did your neighbors see anything? 

[theresaL 408]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Someone just shot at my house. (turns out a pellet gun) but we could see anyone or cars out there so the Hillbilly went outside to see if some bird smashed the window. While he was peaking around the corner to make sure no one was out there they shot at him. 

Hillbilly needs to go out there with a 12 gauge loaded with double-aught buckshot and pepper their behinds. Of course, he'd probably end up in jail. 

[Ontarkie 14,143]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Uh, brilliant move, huh D ma'am?

That's because you called Many11 instead of Many11, be more careful ma'am.

Well we he went out we thought it was a bird that hit the window. If he had the slightest thought it was a gun of any sorts he would have stayed inside. 

 

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

Thats scary! what that heck!  

My heart was racing I didn't even know how to use my cell phone to call 911. I grabbed the home phone to call. 

 

3 hours ago, fip & jim said:

What the heck?! Did your neighbors see anything? 

Nothing at all. It was 2 am so they were all asleep.

2 hours ago, theresaL said:

Hillbilly needs to go out there with a 12 gauge loaded with double-aught buckshot and pepper their behinds. Of course, he'd probably end up in jail. 

That would be what he wanted to do, but he thought it was a bird that hit the window. He didn't hear a thing, i hear the window get hit and glass break so I got up to investigate. We didn't see or hear  a car and not a soul on the road. We think they were over in the church parking lot hiding.

[fip & jim 452]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

That would be what he wanted to do, but he thought it was a bird that hit the window. He didn't hear a thing, i hear the window get hit and glass break so I got up to investigate. We didn't see or hear  a car and not a soul on the road. We think they were over in the church parking lot hiding.

Does the church have security cameras outside?

[Ontarkie 14,143]

27 minutes ago, fip & jim said:

Does the church have security cameras outside?

No they do not. I wish they did. 

[fip & jim 452]

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

No they do not. I wish they did. 

That's a shame. Have you thought of having security cameras at yours? I had them on my house back in England as I was stalked by a client. The police advised me to get one. It may deter some behavior. Not knowing who it is can prey on your mind.