20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

[Nessa 23]

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In' .

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine adictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write 'for smuggling diamonds' .

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In acordance with the prophecy' .

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go' .

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name 'Rock Bottom' .

17. When the money comes out the ATM machine, scream 'I won, I won' .

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling 'run for your lives, they're loose' .

19. Tell your childrem over dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to let one of you go' .

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is type this type of ####### on VJ when you're bored

[JODO 2]

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[LuzyC 0]

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is type this type of ####### on VJ when you're bored

Thanks nessa..!!