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oh the joys of travelling along in the usa. here's a few choice topics from our 14 hour drive in each direction....

at some point, we passed a dead skunk. a few hours later, we passed another dead skunk.

nessa says to me "did we pass a skunk or did you fart?" :blink: i had no idea they were so bad :innocent:

after explaining to nessa how to use cruise control, she uses it to drive for hours and she rants and raves about it - she loves cruise control. in fact, she even said something to the effect of "when you've not had it you can't miss it, but when you've had it you love it." i just had to make the observation that cruise control sounded like sex :lol:

along i-35, we passed the turnoff to johnson city, birthplace of lbj. after telling nessa about that is where lbj was born, she asked if "el bj" was a mexican bj :wacko:

eta: there are a few more but under the pain of death i can't post them :blush:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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:) el BJ

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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El Bj :lol:

Dawny(UK) and Tommy(South Carolina) The Journey Begins!!

- January 17, 2007 - Sent I-129F

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- Impatiently waiting!

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- May 11, 2007 - NVC receives our stuffs :)

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- August 16, 2007 - Interview at 10AM :)

- March 19, 2008 - Court allows permission to take my daughter to live in the US! :)

- March 31, 2008 - Sent Passports and documents to the Embassy. Waiting for Visas...

- April 10, 2008 - Visas in hand!!! Omgosh!!

- June 23, 2008 - Going home to my man, finally :) POE (ATL)

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- 08-21-10 - 2 year Green Card received! :)

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JOHNSON city. *stifling a giggle*

don't get excited now :lol:

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after explaining to nessa how to use cruise control, she uses it to drive for hours and she rants and raves about it - she loves cruise control. in fact, she even said something to the effect of "when you've not had it you can't miss it, but when you've had it you love it." i just had to make the observation that cruise control sounded like sex :lol:

yeah yeah... I love to use it when we have to drive for almost 14 hours, it's not like I'll use it like ''some people'' use on base at 25mph or going from home-base-home, a 15 min trip :P



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#######! i never thought of my former initals (LBJ) in this way.

aha! you're so busted now :P

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#######! i never thought of my former initals (LBJ) in this way.

before I got married, my initials were VD :crying:

Life long Texan, living in Hull, UK. How did this happen?

11 January - We met online and became friends

4 February - Became a couple

17 March - I went to Hull to meet the guy

20 March - First "I love you"

25 March - I go home :(

16 November - He comes to visit me in Texas

25 November - he leaves back home :(

14 December - ENGAGED! <3

1 March- I fly off to see my babe in Hull

4 April - I go home :(

9 October - He comes back to Texas!!!!

13 October - WEDDING!!!

22 October - He goes back to England and I continue to wait for my settlement visa.

13 December 2007 - Move to England

Now the wait begins, I will become a citizen then we will DFC back to the US.

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#######! i never thought of my former initals (LBJ) in this way.

before I got married, my initials were VD :crying:

I used to go to school with a girl who's first 2 initials were "VD". She was called "VD Johnson" all through school. She got into drugs, etc. I don't know if being called "VD" for all those years had any impact on her self-esteem

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oh the joys of travelling along in the usa. here's a few choice topics from our 14 hour drive in each direction....

at some point, we passed a dead skunk. a few hours later, we passed another dead skunk.

nessa says to me "did we pass a skunk or did you fart?" :blink: i had no idea they were so bad :innocent:

after explaining to nessa how to use cruise control, she uses it to drive for hours and she rants and raves about it - she loves cruise control. in fact, she even said something to the effect of "when you've not had it you can't miss it, but when you've had it you love it." i just had to make the observation that cruise control sounded like sex :lol:

along i-35, we passed the turnoff to johnson city, birthplace of lbj. after telling nessa about that is where lbj was born, she asked if "el bj" was a mexican bj :wacko:

eta: there are a few more but under the pain of death i can't post them :blush:

Charles, just don't go on cruise control during sex. :P

I agree with Nessa, once you've discovered cruise control - it's unbearable to live without it. ;)

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