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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:

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Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

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CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER



[imagine that!]

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[ That'll stop 'em. ]

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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

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War Dims Hope for Peace

[i can see where it might have that effect!]

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[You think?]

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



[They may be on to something!]

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[boy, are they tall!]

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And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Doesn't anyone proof read anymore? :lol:

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Satisfaction Collaborator

Satisfaction   1

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LOL :lol: I haven't folllowed on all these events but it's quite funny anyway! Thanx ;)

Sometimes I think I know everything, and I regain consciousness. Seen it all, done it all, forgot most of it....

So much plenitude, yet so much emptiness

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The Journey, Part I: I-129F (K-3)

I 129F sent to Chicago 11/14/05

NOA1 12/14/05, received by snail mail 12/23/05

NOA2 01/17/06, received by snail mail 01/20/05

Received Packet "3" 02/17/06

Medicals done in Nairobi 03/22/06

VISA APPROVED in Nairobi 03/30/06

Husband arrives ni USA!

The Journey, Part II: EAD and AOS

EAD mailed to Chicago 05/17/06

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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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:lol: Its sooooo true!!!! No one makes sence anymore

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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those are good and typical of the headlines these days

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Autumnal Proficient

Autumnal   25

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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As an editing intern, I can thoroughly express my rash amusement and posted this for the other intern and I to giggle about.

26 January 2005 - Entered US as visitor from Canada.
16 May 2005 - Assembled health package, W2s.
27 June 2005 - Sent package off to Chicago lockbox.
28 June 2005 - Package received at Chicago lockbox.
11 July 2005 - RFE: cheques inappropriately placed.
18 July 2005 - NOA 1: I-485, I-131, I-765 received!
19 July 2005 - NOA 1: I-130 received!
24 August 2005 - Biometrics appointment (Naperville, IL).
25 August 2005 - AOS touched.
29 August 2005 - AP, EAD, I-485 touched.
15 September 2005 - AP and EAD approved!
03 February 2006 - SSN arrives (150 days later)
27 February 2006 - NOA 2: Interview for 27 April!!
27 April 2006 - AOS Interview, approved after 10 minutes!
19 May 2006 - 2 year conditional green card.
01 May 2008 - 10 year green card arrives.
09 December 2012 - Assembled N-400 package.
15 January 2013 - Sent package off to Phoenix.
28 January 2013 - RFE: signature missing.
06 February 2013 - NOA 1: N-400 received!
27 February 2013 - Biometrics appointment (Detroit, MI).
01 April 2013 - NOA 2: Interview assigned.

15 May 2013 - Naturalization Interview, approved after 15 minutes.

10 June 2013 - Naturalized.

Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

kerewin21 Proficient

kerewin21   2

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Morocco
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:lol:

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October 13, 2005: VISA IN HAND!!!

November 15, 2005 - Arrival at JFK!!!

January 28, 2006 - WEDDING!!!

February 27, 2006 - Sent in AOS

June 23, 2006 - AP approved

June 29, 2006 - EAD approved

June 29, 2006 - Transferred to CSC

October 2006 - 2 year green card received!

July 15, 2008 - Sent in I-751

July 22, 2008 - I-751 NOA

 

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