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1 hour ago, Prizm123 said:

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Posted
4 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

 

  The only thing he did wrong is the little tough guy act at the end. I would advise anyone in this situation, don't publicly invite "all comers" to try you out, because someone just might take you up on it. The next guy might be armed too. It's better to do what you have to do and move on.

Not only that, when you have just shot two people, albeit legally it is best to shut the frig up. You never know when it could turn on you legally 

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On 3/31/2019 at 10:11 PM, TBoneTX said:

The criminals' families will surely find a reason and a way to sue the homeowner.

Why? It didn’t happen in Massachusetts where criminals have more rights than law abiding citizens. Where a criminal can come into your home and hold your family at gunpoint and you’re the bad guy if your shoot them? 

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18 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Not only that, when you have just shot two people, albeit legally it is best to shut the frig up. You never know when it could turn on you legally 

 

  Yeah best to say nothing, especially to the media. I'm not saying the guy meant anything by it. Like most of us, I doubt he planned in advance what he would say after being in a life or death situation. I don't imagine he actually wants another intruder to come by. It's just something that came out, and I'm sure in that situation, chances are high I would say something weird or stupid off the cuff too. 

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56 minutes ago, spookyturtle said:

Why?

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4 hours ago, spookyturtle said:

Why? It didn’t happen in Massachusetts where criminals have more rights than law abiding citizens. Where a criminal can come into your home and hold your family at gunpoint and you’re the bad guy if your shoot them? 

I remember a story from back in the 1990s where a guy got his farmhouse broken into in AR.  He shot the perp (I think with a shotgun?), and wounded him.  Said perp sued the owner and ended up owning his farm.  Total BS.

Posted
27 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

I remember a story from back in the 1990s where a guy got his farmhouse broken into in AR.  He shot the perp (I think with a shotgun?), and wounded him.  Said perp sued the owner and ended up owning his farm.  Total BS.

Remember Goetz

Posted
7 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Lawyers

Politicians 

Car Salesman 

Moderates 

 

All have bad raps

you forgot lil wayne

he is a bad rapper.... a terrible one

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Prizm123 said:

you forgot lil wayne

he is a bad rapper.... a terrible one

but rappers sell records by having a bad rap. Just like women who say they want this knight in shining armor but really like bad boys

Posted
12 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

but rappers sell records by having a bad rap. Just like women who say they want this knight in shining armor but really like bad boys

just another reason that america has such a trash music scene

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dont give me ideas now...

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12 hours ago, Prizm123 said:

just another reason that america has such a trash music scene

This is why I love satellite radio, 60's music and 40's music are the best genres in my opinion.

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