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Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong

Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts,

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids,

And Our Voting Skills

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes,

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

And Our Senators Are More Corrupt

Michigan

First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,

Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Hookers and Poker

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

Right Here

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right To An Attorney,

And No Right To Self Defense

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

Texas

Don't Mess with Texas

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Ay, Yep

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix

Washington

Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really

Wisconsin

Come Cut Cheese

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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pax Proficient

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Western Pennsylvania's motto is, "It's like a whole other state."

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all the mud in this town, all the dirt in this world

none of it sticks on you, you shake it off

'cause you're better than that, and you don't need it

there's nothing wrong with you

--Neil Finn

On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

almaty Grand Master

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Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

or for you southern illinoisan..don't put a E after the "s"

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Seriously, they really do think that here. It's wierd! And they really act like gobshites when OSU play Michigan :wacko:

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03.18.2009......I-130 Approved

09.10.2009......Medical Exam

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10.13.2009......Received our interview date

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almaty Grand Master

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Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Seriously, they really do think that here. It's wierd! And they really act like gobshites when OSU play Michigan :wacko:

:yes::lol: buckeye chopf##ks

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Hahaha, I love those! I already read them somewhere else, slightly different.

There it was:

Tennessee - The Educashun State

Texas - Si' Hablo Ing'les

AOS & EAD:

10/13/2006 - sent AOS and EAD documents

10/18/2006 - NOA1

11/02/2006 - biometrics appointment in Santa Ana

01/05/2007 - interview appointment in Santa Ana - APPROVED!!!

01/16/2007 - greencard in mail

01/22/2007 - EAD card in mail (well, thank you very much)

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Hahaha, I love those! I already read them somewhere else, slightly different.

There it was:

Tennessee - The Educashun State

Texas - Si' Hablo Ing'les

:lol::lol:

I know that these threads show ya'll that I am always in need of a laugh... keep them coming!!! hehe

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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I don't know Latin, but I always assumed that New York City's motto translated to either Go Home or We Don't Like You, Either.

--David Sedaris

Abby (U.S.) and Ewen (Scotland): We laughed. We cried. Our witness didn't speak English. Happily married (finally), 27 December 2006.

Latest news: Green card received 16 April 2007. USCIS-free until 3 January 2009! Eligible to naturalize 3 April 2010.

Click on the "timeline" link at the left to view our timeline. And don't forget to update yours!

The London Interviews Thread: Wait times, interview dates, and chitchat for all visa types

The London Waivers Thread: For I-601 or I-212 applicants in London (UK, Ireland, and Scandinavia)

The London Graduates Thread: Moving stateside, AOS, and OT for London applicants and petitioners

all the mud in this town, all the dirt in this world

none of it sticks on you, you shake it off

'cause you're better than that, and you don't need it

there's nothing wrong with you

--Neil Finn

On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mand Proficient

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:yes::lol: buckeye chopf##ks

:lol::lol: I soooo agree!!

03.04.2009......Posted I-130 to U.S. Embassy

03.04.2009......Ordered Police Certificate for Visa Purposes from Local Garda Office (ordered over the phone)

03.05.2009......I-130 received at Embassy

03.06.2009......Received Police Cert

03.18.2009......I-130 Approved

09.10.2009......Medical Exam

09.23.2009......Embassy receives Notice of Readiness

10.13.2009......Received our interview date

10.29.2009......Successful interview!

11.5.2009........Visa received in post

11.7.2009........All the family flew to the US together :)

12.20.2009......Received Welcome to America letter

12.24.2009......10 year Greencard received in the mail

Peggy Experienced

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Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

LOL

Everyone down here says either Hell No, or Hell Ya (or hell nah is more like how they pronouce it)

I think I may have been brainwashed cause I say Hell No all the time now. :whistle:

PEGGY & ROGER

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Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

almaty Grand Master

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Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

LOL

Everyone down here says either Hell No, or Hell Ya (or hell nah is more like how they pronouce it)

I think I may have been brainwashed cause I say Hell No all the time now. :whistle:

:o say it ain't so....or at least give me a big hell no!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Peggy Experienced

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HELL NO :lol:

PEGGY & ROGER

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K-1/K-2 AOS APPROVED IN ATLANTA MAY 17, 2006

10 year GC Approved - APRIL 16th ,2009 - Peggy and Jonathan's......

Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

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Dixie_Peach   1

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Now I have been told... but not exactly sure... that the phrase WHOOP ### originated from Georgia... what I do know... is we have LOTS of rednecks who know how to do it... lol...

me... i'm generally just a loving kinda creature... until you p*ss me off!!! then, not sure if it is the mixture of italian or cherokee indian... alls i know is i clean house jack!!! hehe

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

http://www.geocities.com/pulpi33/A1.htm

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The will of God will never take you,

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California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Are you sure it's "Honda" and not "corvette"? :lol:

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts,

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

I like that one

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

And Our Senators Are More Corrupt

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

All too true

Nevada

Hookers and Poker

Gee, I thought it was "see if you can win back the cost of the A-bomb, sucker"

Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

:thumbs:

Wisconsin

Come Cut Cheese

:thumbs:

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2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

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2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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