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Dixie_Peach   1

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Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a

bunch of Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

*Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.

*Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.

*Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.

*Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never

possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman

that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.

See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the

chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggin-tee that the first

responders will be females who just ovulated.

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine

hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" ####### like

that from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted

their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol.

Printing out sh!t advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that

was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and

enough to send a girl running to the Always brand. Mostly we'd like to

forget that we even need these products. It's not a fun time, but DO NOT

try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy

####### to your products or the packaging.

Put the sh!t in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our

carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is

nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your

uterine state to everyone in the store.

So take your tips for living and shove them right up your @ss.

Ovarily Yours,

Miss PMS

:lol::lol::lol:

I have definitely felt like that on those PMS days!!!

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:o:o:o

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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blackbettie Collaborator

blackbettie   0

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:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

AOS & EAD:

10/13/2006 - sent AOS and EAD documents

10/18/2006 - NOA1

11/02/2006 - biometrics appointment in Santa Ana

01/05/2007 - interview appointment in Santa Ana - APPROVED!!!

01/16/2007 - greencard in mail

01/22/2007 - EAD card in mail (well, thank you very much)

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Jonnie & Sandra

Dixie_Peach Experienced

Dixie_Peach   1

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You are most welcome Anastasia... anything to pass the time waiting for that infamous NOA2... *sigh*

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

http://www.geocities.com/pulpi33/A1.htm

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

JanaknJanet Proficient

JanaknJanet   0

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... oh my goshhhhhh sooo totally funny...

Dixie.. you do sound like my daughter..ha ha ha ha .. both rant in the same hillarious way..

BUT.. i must giggle at the thought of what you wrote .. being actually sent.. to Kotex.. :devil:

:lol:

Love isn't love unless it is expressed;

caring isn't caring unless the other person knows;

sharing isn't sharing unless the other person is included

Peggy Experienced

Peggy   1

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:lol::lol:

PEGGY & ROGER

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K-1/K-2 VISA'S APPROVED IN MONTREAL MAY 2, 2005

K-1/K-2 AOS APPROVED IN ATLANTA MAY 17, 2006

10 year GC Approved - APRIL 16th ,2009 - Peggy and Jonathan's......

Still waiting for our cards...Had to file I-90 as they sent them to the wrong address.

March 9th, 2010, Received GC that has been lost in the mail for 10 months. Still waiting for my son's that is lost as well.

Filed Waiver for my son's 10 year GC and it was approved. He finally received his GC after its been missing for 2 years.

Thanking God this is over for 10 years.

Dixie_Peach Experienced

Dixie_Peach   1

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thanks inloveintexas!!! i need all the cheerleading i can get! :)

let me go through my email folders... find ya'll some good stuff... i'll post more later!

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

daisy16 Community Regular

daisy16   0

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:lol::lol:

Heading Home!

Naturalization

Feb 28/2011 - sent paperwork

Mar 3/11 - received text & email notification - they have it!

Mar 15/11 - text, email, and notice sent - biometrics booked

April 12/11 - biometrics done - I start studying

May - get the letter

June 27 - Interview and oath ceremony - same day

Lifting Conditions

Feb 5/08 - Sent paperwork by USPS - priority

Feb 14/08 - NOA issued

Feb 28/08 - Biometrics letter received for The Bronx Office - have to reschedule

Mar 22/08 - Biometrics rescheduled - LOVE the Saturday appointment!

Feb ?/09 - done!

I'M HIGHLY OPINIONATED WHEN I WANT TO BE, BUT I NEVER SAID I WAS RIGHT

 

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