Queen invites US to merge the countries !

[Captain Oates 911]

Buckingham Palace May 23..

Queen Elizabeth the 2 of England, Europe, France has issued the following statement:

After careful consideration, I have decided that my reputed son Charles is not a fit person to take over the reigns of the realm. I have therefore felt it opportune to contact President Bush to discuss this Country being admitted to the United States but with full Statehood and not as an overseas territory.

He has undertaken to pass the necessary legislation including changes to the constitution, by April 1st (formerly known as 1st April) next year.

Mr Brown is working on plans to change Britain's road system to drive on the right , to scrap the Oxford Dictionary, and import the necessary numbers of check trousers and cars with soft suspensions .

The Commonwealth will be incorporated as overseas US territories and enjoy the protection of the United States to the same degree as any other part of the United States (New Orleans for instance).

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The white house response:

I would like to congratulatorize her royal highnessness queen elizabelle the tooth on this bold move and ask her to submit all dvd's held in the Palace for authenticityness checks by disneyworld as we want to start the relationships off with a clean slate

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I invite all Vj'ers to endorse this bond which is long overdue

alan

Edited May 23, 2007 by saywhat

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[Donna A 4]

Dear Queen Elizabeth,

And you think President Bush is much better then your son? He is already turning the county into the United States of Mexico. Trust me, Prince Charles is far more better then what we have here now.

Sincerly,

Donnaal

[broma25 2]

Buckingham Palace May 23..

Queen Elizabeth the 2 of England, Europe, France has issued the following statement:

After careful consideration, I have decided that my reputed son Charles is not a fit person to take over the reigns of the realm. I have therefore felt it opportune to contact President Bush to discuss this Country being admitted to the United States but with full Statehood and not as an overseas territory.

He has undertaken to pass the necessary legislation including changes to the constitution, by April 1st (formerly known as 1st April) next year.

Mr Brown is working on plans to change Britain's road system to drive on the right , to scrap the Oxford Dictionary, and import the necessary numbers of check trousers and cars with soft suspensions .

The Commonwealth will be incorporated as overseas US territories and enjoy the protection of the United States to the same degree as any other part of the United States (New Orleans for instance).

<<< message ends >>>

The white house response:

I would like to congratulatorize her royal highnessness queen elizabelle the tooth on this bold move and ask her to submit all dvd's held in the Palace for authenticityness checks by disneyworld as we want to start the relationships off with a clean slate

<<< message ends >>>

I invite all Vj'ers to endorse this bond which is long overdue

alan

alan

How on earth do ya think these up??

[globetrotter 0]

that was funny!! Thanks