The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Serve her some maple frog, si man.

[Scottish Mernymph 512]

We has Ourselves a legal courthouse marriage date.....

 

21st March oh my it's soooooooon, a week on Thursday woahyah!  

I wonder if there's anywhere to get gluten free cake nearby.

 

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

 

I wonder if there's anywhere to get gluten free cake nearby.

 

 

Brooklyn

[SAT 9,609]

I spent a week sorting through 25 years of paperwork, records, etc...must have lugged about a hundred pounds of ### to the office to shred with the industrial shredder. Oldest record from 1993. 

My wife doesn't understand, some of these things I'm supposed to keep forever. 

 

I came across some ancient aeronautical and nautical charts that I used in the Marines. Gonna donate some of them to Turtle's classroom. Her teacher loves old maps, license plates, car keys, anything to do with transportation...

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,190]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Tomato frog = vegetable + protein, drenched in maple syrup = most of the major food groups*, ingest man.

 

*except for pizza, chocolate, and cheaps

Ok this is pretty funny

[Ontarkie 14,190]

22 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I think we should rename Ontarkie as the Zookeeper.

 

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If you stopped going out dressed like this, you'd stop being the center of attention:

I sure feel like a Zookeeper, not if only I got paid. 

 

I can picture Tbone looking like that

20 hours ago, Asia said:

She has a hobbit house!  I'm jealous! 😀

Yes she found that on Amazon and had to have it. 

[TBoneTX 45,008]

8 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

marriage date..... Many'st March

Date precised,  SM ma'am.

We dimly recall that this date, or the next day (March Many'nd) was that of our FIRST marriage, urgh man.

A Day Which Shall Live in Infamy, ouch man.

8 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

gluten free cake

Glutened or unglutened, the most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, avoid it SM ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,008]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Many years of paperwork, records, etc...must have lugged about Many00 pounds of ### to the office to shred with the industrial shredder. Oldest record from 1ManyManyMany.

Age, weight, and birthdate of records precised,  man.

8 hours ago, SAT said:

My wife doesn't understand

She was supposed to have thrown it all out herself long ago,  and  she man.

8 hours ago, SAT said:

I came across some ancient aeronautical and nautical charts that I used in the Marines. Gonna donate some of them to Turtle's classroom.

They'll love the "Here Be Dragons" notations on the nautical charts, assuredly man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

27 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Ok this is pretty funny

So exactly when will this delicacy be served, huh D ma'am?

You get yourself into the kitchen and rustle up this tasty snack for us right now, si D ma'am!

Delinquent Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

26 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I can picture Tbone looking like that

We said, we don't go around carrying possum-on-a-stick, no man.

That's how you Arkansas types bring them home for supper after you spear them, that's what man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Important reminder, see man:

On Sunday, refer to (and, if applicable, address) all possums as Opossums, St. Patrick's Day* man.

 

*for which there is still time for you to order a festive, commemorative pre-owned toilet seat, act now man

[TBoneTX 45,008]

23 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

If you stopped going out dressed like this, you'd stop being the center of attention

[Tarklar grabs Nola-B. ma'am and shakes stuffing out of her, new dance step man]

 

We are the center of attention because We Are an Illustrious -- oj nie, the Predominant -- Business Typhoon in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat industry, si and duh and  Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Quit talking like a blonde, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Talk-blonding Nola-B. ma'am!  Talk-blonding, TALK-BLONDING Nola-B. ma'am!

And/or belay your insouciance, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Insouciant Nola-B. ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT Nola-B. ma'am!

 

You're so blonde and insouciant that one might easily mistake you for Asia, oj tak.

Do not impersonate, mimic, or ape the fearsome Asia, oj nie!

Edited March 13, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Mrs. T-B. turns Many years old on Friday, gonna have to spend some money we man.

For 2 weeks*, she's been admiring herself in front of the mirror, vain she man.

 

*actually, for as long as we've known her, honestly man.

 

After thorough self-admiration, she says, "Don't I look young and pretty for being Many years old, huh man?"

To this, we have replied, "You're not Many years old yet, so you don't look young and pretty, no man."

[TBoneTX 45,008]

The above reminds us of a typical conversation with the first Mrs. T-B., forgettable she man.

 

Mrs. T-B. #1:  Does this dress make me look fat?

T-B.:  No, that dress doesn't make you look fat.  You ARE fat!

Edited March 13, 2019 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Why is it that nowadays all I hear are excuses from people on why they refuse to work/function in society and they are always along the lines of depression/anxiety/PTSD/chronic ouchies?  I know there are legitimate people out there with some of those issues, but this is just getting out of hand. 🙄

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Easier to make excuses than to take self-control, si and sigh ma'am.

 

And you can feel better about the situation if you allocate your hoarded reputation points to all of our posts, si ma'am!