The Glass MenageRant

[SAT 9,609]

look it's Niki....

How's the new gig? 

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

because USA

 

 

 

and, why, is there "scan and deposit" in another country? 

[SAT 9,609]

 

I had another uninvited visitor for 2.5 hours....

<sigh>

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,085]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

And, why is it that I can have mobile deposit, but not desktop computer deposit? Like scan a check?

I would have sworn I could at one point, but it doesn't look like I can now ...

[SAT 9,609]

I have accounts in the major banks, and I've never seen that in my life. It makes no sense....

[SAT 9,609]

 

Hmm....a quick search reveals that Chase commercial has that ability.....

 

[NikLR 13,227]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

look it's Niki....

How's the new gig? 

 

and, why, is there "scan and deposit" in another country? 

Direct deposit

Email transfers

 

It's okay.  Sometimes i think i catch on to things too quickly and im expected to know more than I can know

[SAT 9,609]

Man I'm talking about like if someone writes you a check, you scan it, deposit it...

I can do it on the phone, but not on a desktop. 

[TBoneTX 44,793]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

It's snowin' all right

   

Nothin' "all right" about snowin', sorry man.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

15 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I don't have any coupons

[Tarklar faints into dead heap onto floor]

14 hours ago, Asia said:

You're giving T-Bone a stroke

Etiology of syncopal episode undiagnosed,  ma'am!

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Coupons at fast food is almost divorce material in my eyes.

Your eyes need to connect with your brain and your wallet, Coupons Are Free Money ma'am.

Why, look -- as just one example -- at the overwhelming response when we offer 0.000001% off POTSs, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

14 hours ago, Asia said:

I haven't used checks for like Many-Many years now

Duration of unchecked period precised, oj tak and  ma'am.

P-mathematically careless Asia!  P-mathematically, P-MATHEMATICALLY careless CARELESS Asia!

[TBoneTX 44,793]

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Usually they send me 2 for 1 deals.

Those are acceptable, depending man.

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Useless until/unless I convince PRG of the merits of double western burgers and sourdough Jacks.

You have Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2x2x2+2) days to do so, then Return to Sender man.

We have extras that, for a princely sum or purchase of a POTS, can be yours, can't refuse man.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

15 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

may stick around, albeit with less activity

May you remain as sticky as possible, si DA man.

(uh... just a second, man... hang on a minute here, man...)

[TBoneTX 44,793]

14 hours ago, Asia said:

It can over here

That's because of the education level in Poland, si Steveklar man.

No one learned how to write the Polish alphabet, which consists of these letters:  WROCLASCYZK, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I instituted a tradition that we had in my childhood: cleaning the whole house from top to bottom on Saturday morning.

[This, plus coupon comment, causes Tarklar to stop wondering Where Nola-B.-Ma'am Was When He Was Single, off list man]

[TBoneTX 44,793]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

if someone writes you a check, you scan it, deposit it

As a respected Business Typhoon, we do not bother with such pedestrian pursuits, no man.

We personally accompany truckloads of POTS receipts to our banks in person, observe we man.

We are amused to see the scurrying to find the red carpets, the bowing/scraping, etc., amused we man.

'Tis also hilarious when the staff of competing banks marvel jealously in the parking lots, too bad man.

Edited March 3, 2019 by TBoneTX