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We saved Mrs. T-B. today, si man.

 

Mrs. T-B. dropped Mini-B. at skool, returned a bit after Many a.m., and thought that she had no business appointments today, none man.

 

We, however, remembered her having said on Wednesday that she had one at Many a.m. on Friday, steel-trapped mind we and ADD she man.

 

Mrs. T-B. didn't think so, but she checked anyway, perfunctorily she man.

To her horror, she did have a caucus -- and not at Many a.m., but at Many a.m., less than an hour man!

She primped and sped out like an illegitimate male child, adrenaline-fueled ADD she man.

 

This left a problem, however, see man.

She had promised to eat lunch with Mini-B. at his skool, impossible now man.

 

We swung into action, swing we man.

We learned from Mrs. T-B. what vittles Mini-B. was expecting, Burger King man-vittles man.

We called the POTS office and said, "Postpone -- oj nie, cancel all meetings* this morning, si man!"

    *several foreign Finance Ministers, fervently seeking POTS contracts, were sorely crushed, too bad man

 

We bided our time, then went to Burger King, of course with use of coupon man.

We collected our man-vittles, macho act man.

 

We checked in at Mini-B.'s skool, where others smelled our BK jealously, too bad for them man.

We surprised Mini-B. in the skool lunchroom, surprised wee man.

He & we heartily devoured our Man-Vittles Bought with Use of Coupon, ingest we & wee man.

It was like two ravenous lions on a freshly felled zebra, onlookers gaped in awe man.

This is nothing that a Mommy could conceive of or accomplish, Real Men Only man.

At the end of the Half-Hour Devour, we high-Many'd and vowed a repeat episode, future man.

 

We then went to the POTS office and doubled the price on the foreign contracts, invincible Business Typhoon we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We did it, got our approval yesterday, the London Embassy staff were lovely & seemed genuinely happy for us, they said we'd been the "easiest case to decide" What a day though & the trip

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I apparently got the job I interviewed for.  😂

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Adoption was approved this afternoon!! 

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7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She might be dead with fatigue or lag, consider man.  Throw a sleeping-bag in the trunk, huh man?

I'm glad she's spending a day with her sister in Moscow, not taking a train overnight and getting on the plane in the morning like she usually did when we met.

 

Really hoping she sleeps on the plane. Otherwise she may be sleeping in the passenger seat while I pick up a burger from drive-thru. And I don't have any coupons :lol:

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We won't be hearing from you again after the above date, no and sigh and sayonara man.

I think even if we do everything as quickly as possible and there are no unusual delays, we won't be done dealing with USCIS until 2024, so may stick around, albeit with less activity ... 

K-1                             AOS                            
NOA1 Notice Date: 2018-05-31    NOA1 Notice Date: 2019-04-11   
NOA2 Date: 2018-11-16           Biometrics Date: 2019-05-10    
Arrived at NVC:  2018-12-03     EAD/AP In Hand: 2019-09-16     
Arrived in Moscow: 2018-12-28   GC Interview Date: 2019-09-25      
Interview date: 2019-02-14      GC In Hand: 2019-10-02
Visa issued: 2019-02-28
POE: 2019-03-11
Wedding: 2019-03-14

ROC                             Naturalization
NOA1 Notice Date: 2021-07-16    Applied Online: 2022-07-09 (biometrics waived)
Approval Date: 2022-04-06       Interview was Scheduled: 2023-01-06
10-year GC In Hand: 2022-04-14  Interview date: 2023-02-13 (passed)
                            	Oath: 2023-02-13

 

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4 minutes ago, Asia said:

You're giving T-Bone a stroke :D

Usually they send me 2 for 1 deals. Useless until/unless I convince PRG of the merits of double western burgers and sourdough Jacks.

 

4 minutes ago, Asia said:

And have fun! :)

Thanks. 

K-1                             AOS                            
NOA1 Notice Date: 2018-05-31    NOA1 Notice Date: 2019-04-11   
NOA2 Date: 2018-11-16           Biometrics Date: 2019-05-10    
Arrived at NVC:  2018-12-03     EAD/AP In Hand: 2019-09-16     
Arrived in Moscow: 2018-12-28   GC Interview Date: 2019-09-25      
Interview date: 2019-02-14      GC In Hand: 2019-10-02
Visa issued: 2019-02-28
POE: 2019-03-11
Wedding: 2019-03-14

ROC                             Naturalization
NOA1 Notice Date: 2021-07-16    Applied Online: 2022-07-09 (biometrics waived)
Approval Date: 2022-04-06       Interview was Scheduled: 2023-01-06
10-year GC In Hand: 2022-04-14  Interview date: 2023-02-13 (passed)
                            	Oath: 2023-02-13

 

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N-o-l-a   7,167

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10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Ready for the Jedi's birthday party tomorrow

 

He's a lucky boy to get such a cool dinosaur themed birthday.

 

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

 

Really hoping she sleeps on the plane. Otherwise she may be sleeping in the passenger seat while I pick up a burger from drive-thru. And I don't have any coupons :lol:

 

Coupons at fast food is almost divorce material in my eyes.

 

1 hour ago, Asia said:

It can over here ;)

Even 6 years ago, everything was bank transfers in Denmark. Checks were super duper rare.

I kind of like checks, though.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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N-o-l-a   7,167

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A month or two ago, I instituted a tradition that we had in my childhood: cleaning the whole house from top to bottom on Saturday morning. So today is just our regular clean instead of frantic my mother is coming today cleaning.

 

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3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

Found the checks!

 

And, why is it that I can have mobile deposit, but not desktop computer deposit? Like scan a check?

because USA

 

 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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