The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,023]

18 hours ago, Asia said:

I'd kill my mom to save my dad from her stupidity.  Thank god I don't live with them or I'd do that long ago

Violent Asia!  Violent, VIOLENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

This morning I was down to my lowest weight since May of 201Many. Next hurtle is losing the instant Many pounds I gained when we moved back to America.  I'm also at the weight I was when we got engaged. Wheeeeeee. My lower waist measurements are still a couple inches bigger, but I think my stomach just needs more time to come back into place.

Fotos of shadow-of-former-self Nola-B. now, see shadow-of-former-self Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

15 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

I've started going to a nearby community center when there's too much snow or ice around to do my weekend run. I was doing the treadmill but hadn't realized that they had an indoor track. Now that I've done the indoor track for 1 hour on each of the last two weekends, I'm hooked. Bye bye boring old treadmill. The weird thing is that half of the track borders these really huge windows that look down on the running trail I use in good weather, so it's sort of like having the same visual experience. The other thing I like about the comm ctr is they have a full size olympic pool. Love doing laps.

If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I think the Dane might be the only person in history to round his height down. I think he might actually be an inch taller than he says.

So he's Many inches instead of Many inches, huh ma'am?  How does THAT work, huh ma'am?

14 hours ago, SAT said:

Skinny Trophie pic now

Plagiarism, see above man!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

13 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

I haven't started shrinking yet

We have lost almost 2", probably all in the formerly present lumbar discs, Incredible Shrinking We man.

We used to be Many inches tall and are now Many inches tall, difference man.

Of course, this could mean that we are now taller, elegant flexibility of P-math man.

Edited February 27, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,023]

10 hours ago, NikLR said:

Hubs has shrunk [...] We figure its from lifting heavy weights.  

Why do all that work to shrink, when all that's needed is degenerative disc disease, huh ma'am?

10 hours ago, Lil bear said:

Compelling reason to never lift weights !!

See above, LB ma'am!  Plagiarism!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

9 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Have cleaners coming next week end, hopefully PRG will believe my place was always that clean, man ...

Men who are Too Clean are suspect, caution man.

We hired two Mexicanas several weeks before Mrs.-T-B.-to-be arrived, hire we they man.

They cleaned.  Then Hurricane Ike hit, ouch man.

Had there been internal casa-damage, we'd have lost our money paid for cleaning, grrrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

We have just read post after post about heights, unnecessary fretting man.

In sum, everyone & everyone's spouse is Many feet/inches tall, boiled it down man.

Such fretting and unnecessary calculation, good grief man!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

9 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

my place was always that clean

Once, pre-Mrs.-T-B., years ago, we lived in a one-bedroom apartment, live we man.

We perceived that it needed cleaning, Clean for Gene man.

 

We were too lazy to do it ourself, delegate we man.

Therefore, we hired a cleaning crew, Mexicans man.

 

The crew comprised a Mexican and 2 Mexicanas, Many man.

The guy was the only English-speaker and the boss, macho he man.

 

One chica immediately attacked the kitchen, attack she man.

The other chica went into the bathroom and immediately exited, jabbering excitedly in Spanish she man.

The guy went in there with her, accompany she he man.

 

They came out nearly an hour later, sweating and breathing hard man.

If the look from the guy could kill, we would have left in a basket, end of we man.

He said, and we quote, "You should never let it get that bad again, no man!"

 

Looking back, we realize now that they forgot to vacuum the carpet, off-ripped we man.

That was probably Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) or so years ago, estimate we man.

We will have to track them down and collect a percentage + compounded interest, fairne$$ man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, Asia said:

I think those comments are compliments, but that's me 

 

I'm fun sized 5'2". And I know I'm way too heavy. Need to cake care of that, but so far I'm too lazy.

 

I'm sure they are, and he says he doesn't want them, but I think he'd be sad if he suddenly shrunk a foot.

 

I saw your Freudian slip there, "cake". Well, that explains it all!  I think it is a simple matter of cutting calories. Our grocery/restaurant spending is about 55-60% of what it was before.  I get the no motivation thing. Once I wasn't obese, the only thing that pushed me to keep going was being able to buy a different style of clothing and not wearing spanx.  

[NikLR 13,227]

I wore spanx for our wedding.  Never again. 

[SAT 9,609]

Spandex pic...

[SAT 9,609]

 

ok I'm almost done gathering all the #### for filing taxes....

Did you guys all file already? 

[Ontarkie 14,191]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Stretch is like 6 ft 3, and hillbilly is 4 ft 12...

Not exactly but I am taller then him. 

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

ok I'm almost done gathering all the #### for filing taxes....

Did you guys all file already? 

Federal, yes.

 

State, no.  Our state was making some last minute changes to their tax system so I was waiting until it got smoothed out in the software. 

 

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

I wore spanx for our wedding.  Never again. 

Years ago I switched to the ones that have a hook and loop closure. I don't know how anyone pees out of the hole that some of them have.  Plus, I didn't need it down my thighs, I carry all of my weight in my torso.

 

But, yes, I would be happy if I never had to wear them again.