The Glass MenageRant

[NikLR 13,227]

1 hour ago, Russ&Caro said:

NHL is great for seeing live in-person. The only other live male professional sports league experience that rivals it is soccer.

 

Edit: ... says the guy who is taking off to Arizona in 2 weeks to watch professional baseball games.

Funny story.  I dont really play nor watch sports, but i do get into games and understand the rules well enough for most to know whats going on. 

My favorite sport is rarely broadcast on TV though. 

[TBoneTX 44,793]

National Days this week for which you need a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, order today man:

 

Mon., February Many'th

National Battery Day = don't get violent -- instead, give them a POTS

 

Tues., February Many'th

National Lash Day = get lashed in public for not ordering a POTS

 

Wed., February Many'th

National Love Your Pet Day = we make POTSs for litterboxes & to train your doggie

 

Thurs., February Many'st

National Sticky Bun Day = no fears -- all of our POTS come pregreased for easy on-&-off

 

Fri., February Many'nd

National Margarita Day = savor one while proudly perched atop your newly acquired POTS

 

Sat., February Many'rd

National Toast Day = raise your margarita to celebrate your wise purchase of a POTS

 

Sun., February Many'th

National Tortilla Cheap Day = buy your Mexican friends a POTS cheap, on discount (see below)

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[SAT 9,609]

31 minutes ago, NikLR said:

 

My favorite sport is rarely broadcast on TV though. 

 

And what, may I ask, is the sport?

[TBoneTX 44,793]

The "Toss the Seat that You Replaced with Your Newly Acquired POTS" competition, of course man.

Combination of Discus and Horseshoes, takes skill man.

[NikLR 13,227]

14 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

And what, may I ask, is the sport?

Show jumping. Even eventing is fun to watch.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh yeah, you mentioned this in the past...

[TBoneTX 44,793]

We're debating sponsoring an event during which the horses must step neatly in/out of an obstacle course of POTSs.  We're too cheap, so don't hold your breath, neigh man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Show jumping. Even eventing is fun to watch.

 

 And here I was thinking it was barrel racing, which is slightly more common here.

 

I'm not a huge fan of people having horses in this climate, but maybe that is a bias on my part.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

maybe that is a bias on my part.

Not necessarily, Nola-B. ma'am:

 

          A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse.  He told the man that he would give him $Many00 for the horse.
          The poor man replied, "I don't know, Mister; it don't look so good," and walked away.
          The next day, the rich man came back and offered the poor man $Many,000 for the horse.
          The poor man said, "I don't know, Mister; it don't look so good."
          On the Many'rd day, the rich man offered the poor man $Many,000 for the horse, and said that he wouldn't take no for an answer.  The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.
          The rich man's daughter loved her present.  She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree.  The rich man rushed back over to the poor man's house, demanding an explanation for the horse's blindness.
          The poor man replied, "Mister, I TOLD you it don't look so good."

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

Home made chicken salad... never contemplated how easy it would be to make, at less than half the price of deli chicken salad. Plus, I add curry powder to mine and suddenly it's not quite as bland. Lunch sandwiches just got a whole lot less boring. And no, I will still never be a foodie despite making home made chicken salad.

[Ontarkie 14,147]

1 more week for chick days to start at TSC 

[Scottish Mernymph 512]

They say moving is stressful, 'they' are correct haha, wanna be out for the weekend. Manthing has had first treatment yesterday & then rehospitalised in the night, thankfully he ok now & on way back home-no doubt he's planning on returning to nightshift this coming evening. I've done a bit of a nightshift myself last night as I was up pretty much the entire night worrying about him & waiting for any news.


 

[TBoneTX 44,793]

1 minute ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

moving is stressful

Good luck with your moving experience, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,793]

15 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

Home made chicken salad

Ontarklar is the greatest at this, never runs out of chief ingredient man!      

[TBoneTX 44,793]

No one liked our joke that we told Nola-B., oj nie?

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We & Mrs. T-B. gave the cat a badly needed Many-wheel ([2+2]-wheel) manicure this eve, traumatized miu man.

Cat tried to shred Mrs. T-B., procedurally objecting miu man.

Took 2 minutes to do the final claw, persistence man.

Cat has apparently forgiven us and is corpulently occupying our lap, mollified miu man.

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What's the difference between a comma and a cat, huh man?

The comma is the pause before the clause, and the cat has the paws before the claws, see man.