The Glass MenageRant

[SAT 9,609]

I go nuts looking for tiffs birth certificate. 

I thought I lost it. 

Then she thought I lost it. 

Then she realized that she had brought it back to Malaysia in 2013 to get her ID, and left it there. 

That birth certificate has more miles on it than Ruth Ginsberg...

[NikLR 13,227]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

This is the only good use for snow if it must fall at all, who needs Fat Water man.

The world does.  

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I like snow and cold weather.

 

I can ski and there is no threat of ticks.

[NikLR 13,227]

Do you guys have ticks up there?  We don't really have them here.  People from other states always ask about flea and tick prevention and we're like... meh not really an issue.  Which is awesome.  I grew up with pets needing flea protection.  But in all honesty I've never seen a live tick

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Sorry about your cousin Tbone. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Do you guys have ticks up there?  We don't really have them here.  People from other states always ask about flea and tick prevention and we're like... meh not really an issue.  Which is awesome.  I grew up with pets needing flea protection.  But in all honesty I've never seen a live tick

 

Yes, we have them here. We had to stop geocaching in the late summer because we found a couple on us. There is a big deer population here and they travel in wooded areas. A lot of geocaches in North Dakota are on the shelter belt (these long stretches of trees between farm fields) and they are rife with ticks.

 

These are Lyme disease cases for 2017:

 

[NikLR 13,227]

note to self, don't move northeast 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Condolences, man.

Gracias, DA man.

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm sorry TBone

Gracias, Eh ma'am.

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Sorry about your cousin Tbone. 

Gracias, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

My former flatmate has been moved from the hospital to rehab. This time it is less than a mile from her house, instead of Many k's across town. She actually likes the room, likes the view of the Waitemata Harbor out her window.  She says they have a decent library, and the food is edible, and that they do a proper afternoon tea. I hope she likes it enough to consider moving in eventually. So far so good, but she also said she has one week down, and Many to go before she goes home.

This sounds very positive, load off your mind Eh ma'am.

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am sending her a packet tomorrow, and I hope she retains her sense of humor. I've done her a Lost Souls shawl, which is simply rows and rows of skulls. At a quick glance it might look like any other little old lady shawl, but on anything like a close inspection, you cannot fail to see them. It suits her.

This is very thoughtful of you, si Eh ma'am.

 

Edited to add, see man:  Oops -- Last Post on Page (LPoP) and unread, tradition man.  So tell us about your former flatmate, Eh ma'am -- any updates, such as whether she's moved from the hospital to rehab, how she likes it, and what you're sending her, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,288]

We are running very low on Gatorade, 2 bottles left man.

We refuse to buy any more at full retail, waiting for Tuesday's supermarket ads man.

Accordingly, we are drinking Bana-Nina, see man:

http://www.cbicorporate.com/en/bana-nina/66-bana-nina.html

 

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B.'s family like it, too, tasty man.

It's available in the local Mexican supermarket, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

22 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Did you mow the lawn in your speedo?

In courteous follow-up to your inquiry, Nola-B. ma'am:

We could have today (Chamber of Commerce weather) but were too unindustriously inclined, answer man.

 

In addition, we almost never mow in our Speedo, no man.

Unwise to overexcite the neighborhood rubias, nearly stampeded us man.

Neither Mrs. T-B. nor the official harem of rubias was pleased about that, no re-experience that we man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Only the minimum Many (2+1) laundry loads today, nirvana man.

Courtesy of HSM, slept through the night and got Many hours of zzz, nirvana man.

Also got a nearly 2-hour nap-with-cat, nirvana man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

she had brought it back to Malaysia in 201Many to get her ID, and left it there.

This very neatly solves your I-Many problem, can't file them now man.

How providential, whee man.

Wouldn't it have been poetic justice if T. had thrown out her own birth certificate, huh man?

Actually, you should have told her that YOU threw it it out, ha haaaaaaa man!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Cat snoring quite loudly, deep-zzz miu man.

Really funny to hear, man.

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

On 1/12/2019 at 11:28 PM, TBoneTX said:

Our cousin has died.  Bye, she ma'am.

My condolences Tbone.