The Glass MenageRant

[SAT 9,609]

https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/amazon-pulls-out-of-3-billion-deal-to-bring-hq2-to-queens/

[Ontarkie 14,191]

I'm supposed to get an appointment with this new allergy doctor but I can't even get them to answer their bloody phone! The reviews on that clinic is not very good either. The doctor is supposedly a good doctor but the office is poorly ran. The rate I'm going I will never get a hold of them anyways.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

19 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

y'all(lookit me go with my Murikan colloquials)

You have just learned your first Texan word, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

16 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

someone that cute had to be allowed to come to America, man.

Si to the PRG, huh man?       

16 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

1.  Gave her many well-wishings

2.  and expressions of affection.

1.  We wish at wells but never throw any money in, cheap we man.

2.  You'd better have a pre-owned toilet seat ready upon her arrival, we can help man!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

15 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That would be why I do not live with an HOA.

HOA where you live means "Hogs Overwhelming Arkansas," si D ma'am.

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Or why any sane freedom-loving person avoids HOAs as well.

If we were Head of All Things (we're close, but not quite), our first action would be to arrest every current & past Board member of our former HOA -- along with every "compliance inspector" -- and charge them with domestic terrorism after locking them up in noncompliant casas and losing the keys, si and grrrr man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

If we were Head of All Things (we're close, but not quite), our first action would be to arrest every current & past Board member of our former HOA -- along with every "compliance inspector" -- and charge them with domestic terrorism after locking them up in noncompliant casas and losing the keys, si and grrrr man.

You can't fault them too much, they are just perpetuating the cycle of abuse and passing it along.

 

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

2.  You'd better have a pre-owned toilet seat ready upon her arrival, we can help man!

I'm pretty sure she might think about leaving him if he were that cheap.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

Happy Valentine's day!

Happy V.D. to you too, is it the clap or the syph man.

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane left a sweet card tucked into the handle of a dirty baking dish from last night. 

He wants you to warsh it, duh and  Nola-B. ma'am.

13 hours ago, SAT said:

He wants you to wash it. Duh!

Plagiarism, see just above man!  Reported!!!

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Honestly, I'm not sure that he realized it was dirty, which is a whole 'nother issue.

Well, next time, warsh it before he needs to make said realization, duh and  Nola-B. ma'am.

Actually, in the book of Real Men's Reactions, it says that no dish is dirty unless mold is spilling over the sides, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The rate I'm going I will never get a hold of them anyways.

We have figured it out, si D ma'am:  You're allergic to allergy doctors, got it first try man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

After yet another record-breaking day of POTS sales, returned to casa to relieve babysitter, return we man.

Curbsided garbage, then raked OPOLs from curbside, Other People's Oak Leaves man.

Our body hurts, ow ow ow ow man.

 

Mini-B. has no skool on Fri., in-service teechur day or something man.

He lobbied to stay up late to watch his tablet, persuasive wee man.

We needed our nap and agreed that he could watch quietly in his bedroom, contiguous man.

Mrs. T-B. returns from skool at Many p.m., sees Mini-B. still up, and goes aysheep, awaken we man.

She apparently has an early morn scheduled for her & Mini-B., thanks for informing us in advance man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Actually, in the book of Real Men's Reactions, it says that no dish is dirty unless mold is spilling over the sides, si man.

 

It had maybe 10 crumbs in it and was a patterned dish. He probably just didn't see them, if I know him.

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On the topic of neighborhoods: we've lived here 4.5 years and the neighbor with a garage across the street has closed the door to it for maybe 6 months of that time. It doesn't bother him because it is at a 90 degree angle to his house, so he doesn't see it. Not that it would probably bother him anyway since he was sitting mere feet from the trash can that the city had to plow around because he left it out in front of his house. That is thankfully not our street.

 

Our town has moved to these trash and recycling cans that are mechanically picked up and roll. However, none of the old houses in town have anywhere to put them and most of us don't have driveways that go to the street where they are collected.  Not to mention that many families need 4 of them. We have 3, 2 recycling, 1 trash.  So, they've been uglying up people's front yards and just put wherever.  It is hideous.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

We are going to have to replace several of our rubias, sigh man.

They've swallowed the hokum about Valentine's Day having to be something special, big deal man.

Only holiday more contrived and more amateur is New Year's Eve, what a joke man.

 

Speaking of holidays, it is almost Columbus Day in Poland, celebrate it Many times yearly there oj tak!

Accordingly, we say [ahem, harrumph man]:

Szczęśliwego dnia Kolumba, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It had maybe Many crumbs in it and was a patterned dish. He probably just didn't see them, if I know him.

The crumbs weren't worth eating, wouldn't satisfy anyone man.

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

the neighbor with a garage across the street has closed the door to it for maybe Many months of that time.

Hence the need for an HOA, nail the sucker man!

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It doesn't bother him [...] he doesn't see it. Not that it would probably bother him anyway

Hence the need for an HOA, tattle and watch the bullets fly man!

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Our town has moved to these trash and recycling cans that are mechanically picked up and roll.

Employees Cost Money, so they are to be replaced by robots, sigh man.

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

many families need Many of them.

We are allotted ONE trash bin (choice of Many, Many, or Many gallons) and ONE recycle bin (only of Many gallons), inadequate man.  Nothing ever fits into them, no man.  Furthermore, there is only ONE bulk-trash collection per month, wholly inadequate man.  Even furthermorely, they skip our street half the time, Heads Must Roll man.

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

none of the old houses in town have anywhere to put them and most of us don't have driveways that go to the street where they are collected.  So, they've been uglying up people's front yards and just put wherever.  It is hideous.

We're surprised that our former HOA didn't try to crack down on residents when the City decreed this bin program, surprised we man.  However, one will get a nasty letter if one's freshly emptied bins are left curbsided one minute after the truck has passed, count on that even if no one is home to pull them back in man.

Edited February 15, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,023]

11 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is hideous.

The bins stink, too, egad man.  We try to air ours out if it isn't raining, aesthetic we man.

Some of the trucks will empty the bins, then leave the lids open to show that they're empty, duh man.

This lets rainwater into the muck on the insides, and future contents stick there, both gross man.

The bins are a cop-out boondoggle, go back to 2-man/1-driver human collection man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/amazon-pulls-out-of-3-billion-deal-to-bring-hq2-to-queens/

How about let's everybody just eat their own young, good grief man...

[TBoneTX 45,023]

In other above-the-fold gripping headline news, we are debating whether to give our POTS chauffeurs, Jeeves and Smedley, a handsome 0.000001% increase in salary, debate we man.  They would have to split it, of course, fiscally responsible we man.