The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,019]

Scintillating repartee so far today, yawn man.

As usual, we shall enliven this thread, Human Caffeine we man.

 

[ahem, harrumph man]

In honor of National Texas Day (today, Fri. Feb. 1), order your special Lone Star Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, festively painted in the red-white-blue of the Texas flag with the Lone Star on it, whee man.

 

These are flying out of the warehouse almost faster than we can keep up with them, hot item man.

 

As usual, the first Many respondents to this offer will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, irresistible man.

[Scottish Mernymph 512]

22 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Thank goodness that you made it in time for the appointment.

 

He'll feel a million times better once it passes. Last time I ended up passing a whole one, which was interesting to look at. Very spiky. Does he drink a lot of tea? They told me that is why I get them and that I didn't use to drink enough water.

 

He had one before, back in 2015 & passed it, yup very spikey although I din't get to look at it(he prolly rekons I'd want it made into a ring or sumat....he might be right too I'm strangely drawn to the Victorian of such things but only sometimes lol). Back then he was working on rooftops & suchlike & was finding it difficult to stay well hydrated so not because of tea/diuretics but more direct dehydration(same end result)....he was doing really good after that, taking water on site with him & then a change of employment helped too but in the last 7 months or so he's been having terrible digestion issues(which the docs eventually/recently think-awaiting more tests to fully diagnose-is due to Celiac Disease) causing his stomach to reject even moderate quantities of fullness of food & drink resulting in him finding it terribly difficult to remain hydated-thus the kidney stones have returned. He's still in the hospital, the docs are finding it difficult to find the right level of pain relief meds for him.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

Bummer, SM ma'am.  Improvement wished to Mr. SM man, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

Incredibly to report, no GSs and only 2 ESs are available on Sat., unprecedented man.

We have itineraried both ESs, keep streak alive we man.

 

On the bright side, we will take MIni-B. to Home Despot for the monthly kid's activity, we & wee man.

We will then drop him at Mama T-B.'s and run errands, drop wee & run we man.

After his visit, we plan to take him to the Spider-Man movie, bachelor afternoon out man.

Any remaining time will be spent chasing rubias, always a bonding experience man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Incredibly to report, no GSs and only 2 ESs are available on Sat., unprecedented man.

We have itineraried both ESs, keep streak alive we man.

 

On the bright side, we will take MIni-B. to Home Despot for the monthly kid's activity, we & wee man.

We will then drop him at Mama T-B.'s and run errands, drop wee & run we man.

After his visit, we plan to take him to the Spider-Man movie, bachelor afternoon out man.

Any remaining time will be spent chasing rubias, always a bonding experience man.

 

Tomorrow will be the first warm day in weeks (it'll hit 20!). I'm going to go skiing and then make cupcakes for the littlest Dane's birthday.  I can't believe he is 1 already.

[SAT 9,609]

It's 20 here already! And we'll have a heatwave for the upcoming Chinese New Year. 

And the upcoming New Year, is why I've been going to all these low class CCP fook dinners...

 

And, Nano Dutch isn't so nano anymore...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I think I might have just convinced the Dane to get a flu shot next year, or perhaps having the flu did. He's been out from work for 2 days with classic symptoms.

 

I'm just hoping that none of the rest of us catch it.

 

He's been acting like this:

 

Edited February 2, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,019]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I can't believe he is 1 already.

Fotos of MicroDutch now, see pre-ox-like-strength man.

Just think Nola-B. ma'am:  next year, he'll be 2, and the year after, he'll be Many, they grow up so fast man...

[TBoneTX 45,019]

33 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

He's been out from work for 2 days with classic symptoms.

That's what he gets for going outside in negative-Many,000 temps with only a sweatshirt, All-Day Buffet for virii man.

Hope he recovers and y'all remain covered, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

We found a book in this here casa, see book we man.

We'd gotten it some time ago for Mini-B., get we for wee man.

It's a conglomeration of Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) children's stories, smorgasbord man.

The book was published Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2-2-1) years ago, imagine that man.

 

Amidst Mini-B.'s battle between Spider-Man and Lego Spider-Man, we read him one story, read we to wee man.

It was "The Little Rabbit that Would Not Eat," new to us man.

About a little rabbit that would only eat ice cream and sweets, aided by a doting Grandma Rabbit, ow man.

When Little Rabbit got sick, Dr. Owl laid down the nutritional law, hoot mon man.

Little Rabbit heeded and recovered, happy ending man.

Two morals involved, perceive we man:  Eat One's Vegetables, and Doting Grandmas Are Dangerous, si man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

7 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

That's what he gets for going outside in negative-Many,000 temps with only a sweatshirt, All-Day Buffet for virii man.

Hope he recovers and y'all remain covered, si ma'am.

 

Right? I mean today I went out to the store in just a dress and a sweater, but it was 14°, so that was fine. 

 

So, he missed 4 days of work this past week. It is looking like we are going to get a snowstorm Monday morning and we have a court hearing on Tuesday...

 

Thankfully, it is the slow season at work.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

17 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

it was Many°, so that was fine.

The temp must reach at least Many to be fine, gentle correction ma'am.

17 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

we are going to get a snowstorm

How quaint a concept, and how avoidable in modern civilization, sigh man.

We wish that it would stop raining here for about Many weeks, enable ground to desaturate man.

Poor next-door neighbor can't get his new driveway poured, won't dry out long enough man.

19 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Thankfully, it is the slow season at work.

We set -- oj nie, obliterated -- the previous record for sales of internally heated Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, gracias polar vortex man.  (We offer Aid and Comfort, si man.)  POTS warehouse employing almost anyone who can pass crim background & e-Verify, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

We are fed up with our sciatica and want an excavator to obliterate our lumbar spine, complete relief man.

[TBoneTX 45,019]

Cat, having dropped fuzzy ball, is purring at our feet, expectant miu man.

We must probably zzz if we are to be fresh for chasing rubias bachelor activities tomorrow, zzz we man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', underdressed-for-the-weather and other babes with rep-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We are fed up with our sciatica and want an excavator to obliterate our lumbar spine, complete relief man.

 

I'm sorry. Mine has cleared up a lot lately. For that, I am very grateful. 

 

Dane is still pretty sick. This is day 3 of a fever over 103. He actually woke me up because he was feeling so unwell. 

 

This was my face when I took his pulse ox before it occurred to me that his fingers might be too big/calloused: 😨.  His pinky reading was better.  He looks like ghost poo. So, I think he'll be heading to the doctor's walk in hours this morning, but now I'm too anxious to sleep.