The Glass MenageRant

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

8 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Had a high forehead in my 20s, a receding hairline in my 30s, now just bald (well, very thin on top) but refuse to admit defeat and shave my head. 

 

Embrace it.  Shaving your head seems like a hassle.

 

40 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

Speaking of hair... my barber, after cutting my hair for 4 years at $20 a pop, finally offered that I have good hair despite the pretty severe widow's peak up front. At least I don't have one of those bald spots in back like cloistered monks or my younger brother.

 

I had a hairdresser tell me that I had so much hair it reminded her of Chaka Khan.  I'll take it as a complement.  A bunch of it broke off with the bleach disaster of the summer of 2018, but I've got a good 4-5 inches of regrowth on that.  Now I know how the other hair half lives without a mountain of hair to deal with.

 

 

 

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Trophie sasquatch...

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25 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Had a high forehead in my 20s, a receding hairline in my 30s, now just bald (well, very thin on top) but refuse to admit defeat and shave my head. 

 

Your new thread name is "Fester"...

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I wonder how the kid did on her math test. I went over the curriculum for the entire year. I think this is the toughest (definitely the longest)  module. 

So this is a crucial test. Because it might be the toughest test this year. 

[trudi 1,317]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Being serious for a fleeting moment, see and sigh man:

 

Our youngest female cousin has days to live, at most, sigh man.

Her bone-marrow transplant (from her brother, our cousin) failed to hold, Multiple Myeloma man.

In multiple-organ failure, longevity measured in hours man.

 

Her husband became acutely ill of, and died of, something else right when she was diagnosed, pow man.

Now their kids will soon be orphans, not fair man.

 

She's the first from our generation to go, too man...

So sorry

[Ontarkie 14,222]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Being serious for a fleeting moment, see and sigh man:

 

Our youngest female cousin has days to live, at most, sigh man.

Her bone-marrow transplant (from her brother, our cousin) failed to hold, Multiple Myeloma man.

In multiple-organ failure, longevity measured in hours man.

 

Her husband became acutely ill of, and died of, something else right when she was diagnosed, pow man.

Now their kids will soon be orphans, not fair man.

 

She's the first from our generation to go, too man...

I'm so sorry Tbone. 

[cdneh 3,112]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Being serious for a fleeting moment, see and sigh man:

 

Our youngest female cousin has days to live, at most, sigh man.

Her bone-marrow transplant (from her brother, our cousin) failed to hold, Multiple Myeloma man.

In multiple-organ failure, longevity measured in hours man.

 

Her husband became acutely ill of, and died of, something else right when she was diagnosed, pow man.

Now their kids will soon be orphans, not fair man.

 

She's the first from our generation to go, too man...

That is very sad, TBone. I hope they aren't little tiny children. What will happen to them

[janet3 1,170]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Being serious for a fleeting moment, see and sigh man:

 

Our youngest female cousin has days to live, at most, sigh man.

Her bone-marrow transplant (from her brother, our cousin) failed to hold, Multiple Myeloma man.

In multiple-organ failure, longevity measured in hours man.

 

Her husband became acutely ill of, and died of, something else right when she was diagnosed, pow man.

Now their kids will soon be orphans, not fair man.

 

She's the first from our generation to go, too man...

So incredibly sorry.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Being serious for a fleeting moment, see and sigh man:

 

Our youngest female cousin has days to live, at most, sigh man.

Her bone-marrow transplant (from her brother, our cousin) failed to hold, Multiple Myeloma man.

In multiple-organ failure, longevity measured in hours man.

 

Her husband became acutely ill of, and died of, something else right when she was diagnosed, pow man.

Now their kids will soon be orphans, not fair man.

 

She's the first from our generation to go, too man...

I am really sorry for you boss man. 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

16 hours ago, Lil bear said:

Sorry to hear. Hard place 😥

Gracias, LB ma'am... and welcome to the thread, si ma'am.

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm sorry T-B.  I hope the kids aren't still young.

Gracias, Nola-B. ma'am.  They're both young adults, which is hard but better than younger, si man.

10 hours ago, trudi said:

So sorry

Gracias, T ma'am.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm so sorry Tbone. 

Gracias, D ma'am.

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

That is very sad, TBone. I hope they aren't little tiny children. What will happen to them

Gracias, Eh ma'am.  The kids are Many years old, per above, see ma'am.

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

So incredibly sorry.

Gracias, JMany ma'am.

4 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I am really sorry for you boss man. 

Gracias, CF man.

 

Update:  Her 2 older siblings hopped the first plane to Israel and got there as rapidly as they could, only to find that she's in her final medically induced coma.  What a tragic shame, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,288]

16 hours ago, Lil bear said:

he finally acknowledged he had underestimated the task

You married well, si LB ma'am.

16 hours ago, Lil bear said:

he decided to start working through the Many years of accumulation about Many weeks before the house was to sell

As part of your congenial welcome to the thread, see the use of P-math (Polish math) above, see LB ma'am.

The numerical system uses these numbers:  0, 1, 2, and Many.

Therefore, your "Many" years would be expressed as follows:  "the Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+1) years..."

And your "Many" weeks would be expressed as follows:  "about Many (2+1) weeks..."

 

Our favorite Polish Commie-babe, named Asia, visits this thread not often enough, oj nie.

 

Oj nie = "no, man" in Polish

Oj tak = "si, man" in Polish

Every other word in Polish looks like an optometrist's eyechart, oj tak

[TBoneTX 45,288]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Hey there's like hurricane force winds out there....

I'll need my long coat.....

Texas hurricanes Many and robust, si man.

Nueva York hurricanes few and puny, don't bother comparing man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Soooo, my hair was a slightly darkened Alpine Green, but I decided to shampoo it quite a few times to get the color out. I think I'm going to need to bleach bath it to get it just a touch lighter on the upper half. That green is not budging at all.

Foto of stubborn green hair now, see Nola-B. ma'am.

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The question becomes whether to go purple again or try and actually do a proper non-box red this time.

There is never any question about the mandatory need to go rubia,       Nola-B. ma'am!

This is your not-to-be-blown chance, si Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

13 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

1.  cutting my hair for Many years

2.  at $Many a pop

1.  Duration of relationship precised, see R man.

2.  [T-B. falls into dead faint at the cited price, faint he man]

[TBoneTX 45,288]

12 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Had a high forehead in my Manys, a receding hairline in my Manys, now just bald (well, very thin on top) but refuse to admit defeat and shave my head. 

The member Boiler posted, some time ago, about his situation:  "Once was black, half went grey; other half blew away," close paraphrase man.

 

Q, man:  What does one call a retreating battlefront of attack-rabbits, huh man?

A, man:  A receding hairline, of course man.