The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,309]

8 hours ago, NikLR said:

The look on my face when everything for dinner was simple but turned out perfectly

baked sweet potato, top sirloin steak, and salad

So where's ours, huh huh huh Niki-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is time to dye my roots again and I'm getting the itch to change my hair color. I have no idea to what.

1.  Rubia, mandatory Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  Color of the paint on your car, if you can't beat 'em join 'em Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

It is past half-past Many a.m. and we are still undone with our day, work of husband never done man.

 

First, we ran errands and GS'd/ES'd, Saturday man.

Next, we emergently got the rear brakes on the T-B.-mobile fixed, expensive man.

Many'rd, we took a desperately needed but only-hourlong nap, insufficient zzz we man.

Many'th, we barbecue-scrapered even more cat pupu from litterbox, uncured miu man.

Many'th, we mowed full lawn in shadow and heat, dead we man.

Many'th, we began absolutely putrid warsher-load of kitchen rags et al., see below man.

Many'th, we began dish load #1 of 2, hurriedly we man.

Many'th, we airported bro-in-law, bye junior he man.

After this, we gassed the T-B.-mobile & drank some desperately needed iced coffee, out of gas we too man.

Many'th, we baked kitchen rags and began overstuffed load of Many towels, profligate Mrs. T-B. man.

Many'th, we de-dished load #1 and dished load #2, profligate Mama-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Many'th, we began overstuffed load #2 of Many towels, profligate Mrs. T-B. man.

We shall be up until Many (2+2+1) a.m., foresee we man.

 

On Sunday, we are faced with a minimum Many (2+2+2) laundry loads, foreseeably Many (2+2+2+1) man.

 

Rant, rant we man:

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. fouls rags/dish towels in number and with putridity heretofore unknown by any gringo, amazing man.

She doesn't hang towels to dry, but rather folds them in Many'rds on the kitchen counter, what use is that man.

Heavy-duty load/hot water/highly perfumed detergent incompletely banished the stench, good God man.

The above is independent of the number of pots/pans/silverwares dirtied every day, cook senior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended 2 GSs and Many (2+2+2+1) ESs, see the take man:

-- new wide roll Reynolds tin foil, 2 reams printer paper = $Many ($2+1), deal man

-- office scissors = $1, deal man

-- 2 office scissors, 2 Swingline staplers, 2 large serving-spoons = $Many ($2x2x2+2), deal man

-- full-sheet set, bathmat, full bottle Gillette shampoo = $Many ($2+2), deal man

-- 2 Corelle soup-bowls = $2, deal man

-- new large box Kleenex, new bottle windshield fluid, new Many-pack styrofoam cups, warshcloth, 

     bar Dial soap, fork, Many (2+2) Corelle cereal-bowls = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 - half a buck), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2+1 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Previously, amiga of Mrs. T-B. readily agreed to cat-sit during our absence in Ecu, load off our mind man.

Today, something told us to reconfirm this promise, nervous cat-daddy we man.

Sure enough, amiga suggested her own absence during part of this period, confirmed suspicion man.

 

We scoped Nextdoor and have written a former vet tech, fingers crossed man.

If she agrees, this would ensure insulin injections, if necessary man.

We wonder when the infernal probiotic will cure miu's diarrhea, how long does it take already man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Half an hour till LL #Many is baked, sigh man.

It is now after Many (2+2) a.m., recent record for a Saturday laundry night man.

We shall break our own policy and not fold it tonight, leave in dryer man.

Our back will regret having to retrieve it from dryer tomorrow, ouch man.

And too late to take any knockout Heap Strong Medicine, sigh man.

 

Mornin', absent/silenced/poisoned Commie- and other babes with reputation-point inventories!

[NikLR 13,227]

How did mrs tb survive before you.... lord only knows. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Rubia, mandatory Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  Color of the paint on your car, if you can't beat 'em join 'em Nola-B. ma'am.

 

I'm pretty sure that would fry my hair and it would fall out.

 

I can remove as much of the purple as possible with some aggressive washing, but it is layered over red and blue. So really we are looking at blue, teal, green, red, brown, or black. Red and black are out

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The Dane apparently wants green and blue, but then said teal. I'm not really sure I want to custom mix teal.  🌈  Leprechaun fetishes are real.

Edited June 9, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[NikLR 13,227]

I got the purple put back in.  Im fairly in love with it. 

 

trying stitch fix. 

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

 

 

trying stitch fix. 

 

Thank you

I bought SFIX stocks

[TBoneTX 45,309]

10 hours ago, NikLR said:

How did mrs tb survive before you.... lord only knows. 

We don't know either, no man.

Broke our preferred "don't leave the casa on Sundays" to gas/warsh the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile.

 

LL #Many (2+2) baking; LL #Many (2+2+1) warshering; LL #Many (2+2+2) on deck, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

that would fry my hair and it would fall out.

In which case you could get a rubia wig,    Nola-B. ma'am!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

In which case you could get a rubia wig,    Nola-B. ma'am!

 

I've tried a couple of wigs recently and I don't know if it is my hair underneath or just my head shape, but I'm not a fan.  Wigs work best when they are close to your underneath or natural color.

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So, my hair is almost dry and I need to decide on the color.

 

Somewhat limiting factors, although not a deal breaker because I could wait until tomorrow, is that I have 4 tubs of Alpine Green, 2 of Electric Blue, and 1 Black (to help darken the green and only need a tiny bit)

 

My hair should take 2-3 tubs of color.