The Glass MenageRant

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

It is going to be 95 tomorrow. 

 

There 125° ranges are killer.

[Ontarkie 14,227]

It was drizzling here so I cut the grass. It's calling for Thunderstorms and 50% chance tomorrow. I got a party Saturday I can't have the weeds 10 feet tall so I cut it in the rain. 

 

Water is still rising and raining is not good. Many of the houses below up us are a total loss. 

This is just my neighbourhood

Belwood/Amboy area
Homes (8 major, 18 minor)
Businesses (25 affected)

 

 

 

And of course the crazies are out in full force 

https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2019/jun/06/police-beat/?clear_cache&fbclid=IwAR19pP1wh2jpjc_NAEFBlgmgEsUkOiiAhRsN8zmCpdb7ixZfF0k959IZ9f4

 

Edited June 6, 2019 by Ontarkie

[cdneh 3,112]

Wow, it sounds like the crazies are really out!

We didn't have anything like flooding that bad. There were some streets in town near the Post Office that were closed, and there are a couple still shut due to damage, but nothing over the top. 

[SAT 9,609]

The hillbilly can go noodling for catfish!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

The hillbilly can go noodling for catfish!

no!

[SAT 9,609]

I told the Polish broads that they must try the following when they get to the deep South...

 

1- fried catfish

2- corn bread

3- hush puppies

4- red velvet cake

5- BBQ ribs

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Bah more flash flood warning thanks rain! 

[theresaL 408]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

I told the Polish broads that they must try the following when they get to the deep South...

 

1- fried catfish

2- corn bread

3- hush puppies

4- red velvet cake

5- BBQ ribs

you forgot sweet tea.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

we were terrible heathens

You become a wonderful heathen right this minute, si Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

The tailor can't find the Many00 dollar pants I brought in for alteration...

Your problem is having bought something that outrageously overpriced, we are genuinely shocked man.

Lectures about wanton spending will obviously be fruitless, speechless we man.

 man

[TBoneTX 45,309]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is going to be Many tomorrow.

There Many° ranges are killer.

Your one day of summer is supposed to be in July or August, sorry to inform you Nola-B. ma'am.

And we have had Many degrees already, standard temperature man.

Texas weather Many, Minnesota weather puny, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Many of the houses below up us are a total loss.

When abandoned, these are good wholesale supply sources for pre-owned toilet seats, we have found man.

We are sorry for the residents, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

I told the Polish broads that they must try the following when they get to the deep South...

 

1- fried catfish

2- corn bread

They will ignore everything below 2, see below man.

2 hours ago, theresaL said:

you forgot sweet tea.

He forgot P-math, si TL ma'am:

6 hours ago, SAT said:

1- fried catfish

2- corn bread

Many- hush puppies

Many- red velvet cake

Many- BBQ ribs

Culturally insensitive Steveklar!  Culturally insensitive, CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE Steveklar!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Cat's diarrhea unabated, intestinally overactive miu man.

Vet thinks it's from the diabetes, not the segmented tapeworm, sigh man.

Going to pick up some probiotic powder from vet tomorrow, mix with wet glop that miu eats man.

We are using our industrial-sized barbecue-scraper to de-cat-shat the litterbox, like barnacles man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We are using our industrial-sized barbecue-scraper to de-cat-shat the litterbox, like barnacles man.

 

Can't you just use bags until the diarrhea is gone?  Ye gods man, there is cheap and there is too cheap.